Mmmm, sacrilicious.
Largely on the strength of Brett Favre’s MVP-quality season, tonight’s Vikings-Cardinals game was “flex-scheduled” into the prime-time slot. Look, I could trot out all the shopworn cliche jokes about the NBC Favre slobfest that is about to go down, but I’ll leave that to our more-than-capable commenters.
Instead, I’m going to give you what you really want… sweet, sweet jailbait crotchshots, after the break…
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Did anybody hear Al Michaels say “Sooner or later 69 is gonna be in your face,” regarding Jared Allen… or was that just me?
Nope. I’m still haunted by that image.
Takes some pressure off the Saints- they were fighting the Vikes for home field. With identical records, MN gets home field because of their conference record; NO only has NFC opponents remaining. Now NO can lose one game and still take on MN at home, and the superdome is a tough venue for away teams.
Dallas, New England, and Favraro all lost… that’s some good haterade.
Ugh. Yeah, this is a tough defeat, but it’s also an acceptable late-season loss to a good team. The Cardinals just played better than the Vikings for most of the game and they deserved their hard-fought win. However, I’m pretty sure Brett Favre and the Jewish retirees in Phoenix are in some kind of Satanic concordance to fuck with the Vikings just when it counts.
Brett Favre is consulting the NFL script and looking to see if he gets another shot.
Did you see Brittfar talking to Warner after the game?
HE WAS JUST HAVING FUN OUT THERE!!!
Look at how comfortable he is in garbage-time!
nice ass shot of the cheerleader.
@DeepCrow: Yeah, I did the same thing. I’m not hungry anymore.
And my knee hurts.
Shit. I go to change the laundry and they’re carting somebody off the field. What the hell happened?
That was one nasty looking leg whip.
Watching his knee break in slow-mo HD was a bad idea. Christ.
Fuck that guy in the Capitol One commercial.
Is that a Vikings ship sinking?
Shit! I cannot believe how good the AzCards look!
/fearful Cowboys fan
This is unpossible. Collinsworth told me the Vikings were the best team in football.
Did Collinsworth actually just say they’re learning how to play the game?
Uhhhhh…
@Ocho Cinco Fan Club
You’re totally right. This game tonight would of been 10x better if Favre and Warner were injured and we were treated to a epic battle between Leinart & T Jack!
The truth is this game is nothing without those star QBs. Sure the rule can be excessive sometimes, but it reaps it’s benefits too.
Y’know, he might not be taking all these sacks or missing open receivers if he’d had a year with Minnesota to prepare for this moment. IF ONLY THE PACKERS HAD GIVEN HIM WHAT HE WANTED!
In other words, I want someone to hit Favre so hard he disintegrates into a cloud of dust.
Screw the NFL. When sacking the QB degenerates into placing him gently on the turf to avoid getting flagged, someone needs to get fired.
Oh Bertrand Berry, you’re MY Meast this week.
Hide those girls from Collinsworth! They’re still young enough to be tricked!
Did anybody hear Al Michaels say “Sooner or later 69 is gonna be in your face,” regarding Jared Allen… or was that just me?
THE HOWLING!
YOU CANNOT RUN AWAY FROM… THE ‘HOWLING.
YOU CANNOT STOP… THE ‘HOWLING.
@SavetoFavorites: One can debate if Minnesota fans will have ever suffered enough.
/may be biased.
I dunno, Brett’s eye discipline doesn’t look right tonight.
Any other QB misses open receivers, Collinsworth’s on their ass like a hemorrhoid.
Favre misses open receivers– by 10-15 yards– and Collinsworth says, “He’s uncomfortable.”
Oh, I very much look forward to the meltdown. My only regret is that it’ll be happening to Minnesota fans, who’ve kind of suffered enough before this year. But it’ll be DELECTABLE. (‘Specially if it comes with a side of continued Sad Belichick Face.)
If you’re willing to catch, Collinsworth will pitch it to you seven different ways from Sunday!
The look on Favre’s face in the clip before the cut to commercial was priceless.
“Oh. Dagnabbit, I can’t be cuhmpet in with all them there tweeneh five year ols.”
Well one day he will play in the NATIONAL. FOOTball. LEAGUE.
My fucking roommate is STILL fighting me on how over-rated favre is. Yes, he is having a good year, and then when he threw two picks I joked that it was time for his annual meltdown.
To which he replied: “It’s only one game.”
Yes, until next week where it will be 2 games.
THIS GUY strikes me less as a baller, and more as a FOOTBALL PLAYER.
we get it Chris, u hav a tiny dick
Huh. An NFL quarterback has big hands. Consider my gast well and truly flabbered.
You know what big hands mean ;)
P.S. Austin Collinsworth is a straight up baller. Check out his highlights. We Welker-esque?
Holy crap, GiraffeSpawn!
So, what kind of injury does Peter King fabricate for Favre in tomorrow’s MMQB?
larry sr is having a love affair with that ice cream sandwich.
/Gratuitous AD reference
@CrossCheckRaise
What’d I tell yea? haha
Man, the vaunted Vikings run defense can’t do shit when there’s no run to defend.
@ Ryan Martin:
AP’s not quite as good at blocking four down linemen for himself as he used to be, y’know?
AP has been a non-factor for like 4 games in a row now.
Yes, get advice from Sage Rosenfails…. eeeeeeeexcellent
God damn I love Brett Favre.
The punks wanted me to do unnatural things. Thought had me trapped and alone. They didn’t know I’d brought a friend who’s very close to my heart. A bit down and to the left, to be exact. He’s a bit older, .45, but he’s always ready for a bit of spirited conversation.
My friend my four profound arguments while I left the room. I always excuse myself when the talk gets too philosophical. Chumps should have known better. I’m sometimes outnumbered; never outgunned.
CrossCheckRaise, why are they all the same size? That’s some bullshit, it ain’t gonna fool nobody if the black guy and the asian guy pull out identically sized junk.
INT! ya know ole Brit just makes the game fun!
Good ol’ Bretty!
That’s the Favre we know and love!
2 down … I believe Britt’s good for at least 1 more pickerception ….
@ rickywilliam’s bong: I think he Farve just answered your question
And Al once again uses the word sling, this time for the 2nd time in about 15 seconds.
There’s the ol’ gunslinger we miss and love(d)!
Now. Now begins the meltdown.
Man he really IS having so much fun out there.
They Slung the Gunslinger.
@ Ryan Martin – http://www.mahalo.com/whizzinator
So is this really a Brett Favre meltdown or an AP meltdown? Arizona has owned him all night.
GAWDAM, these Viking linemen can’t pull for shit.
Tracer Bullet starring in “Anal Adventures—At Your own Risk”.*
* Nominated for 6 Acaademy Awards, including Largest Penis, Biggest Whore and Most Extreme Komments!
Tracer Bullet is Ace Rimmer in “Spanky Datass.” Premiering Christmas Day.
Damn, and here I sit, drunk with no script writing software.
/opens another sweet, sweet beer
The Wizzbanger
Alright, what’s it gonna be? Another Favre comeback? Or does the annual meltdown finally begin?
@CrossCheckRaise
Neither. Whizzinator sounds like a futuristic urinal. Weezy is already taken by like 18 black guys in South Harlem.
For Christ’s sake, get Pat Williams a shirt that fits! 8.5XL, Easy Fit!
why the fuck are the cheerleaders wearing those jackets for
@Tracer … first show is “Midnight Mass”, Dec 24th midnight!!
CCR: Old Weezy
Tracer Bullet is Ace Rimmer in “Spanky Datass.” Premiering Christmas Day.
Better nickname for AZ’s coach: Weezy or Whizzinator ??
Dear God, it’s me. I don’t ask you for much. So far I’ve asked for abject misery for my ex-wife, traffic reduction in Jersey, and healthy and happy kids. You’ve delivered on the 3rd one. 1 out of 3 isn’t bad; hell…oops heck…that average will earn you a batting title in baseball, so we’re cool. I just have ONE more favor to ask you. Could I PLEASE ask you to turn on the insane ‘roid switch on Rodney Harrison, and watch him disembowel Keith Olbermann, rip off his Ashleigh Banfield looking glasses, and shove them up his flaccid peehole while your #1 disciple Tony Dungy prays for both of their souls? PLEASE GOD, PLEASE!!!
Thanks in advance.
DM72
Vintage Favre!