
There’s nothing better than watching ten games at once while waiting for your team to play later in the day, save perhaps for armagnac. Delicious life-saving armagnac, so often the first casualty of my liquor cabinet. The late afternoon games might not go down so smoothly, but they’ll do the job.
Dallas vs. San Diego
One team fares well during the Halcyon days while the other falters. Not to worry Dallas fans, Tony Romo’s capable hands are returning to holding duties.
Oakland vs. Washington
Hey look, the Redskins are actually favored to win a road game. Dan Snyder celebrated as if Six Flags had been upgraded all the way from “triple sell” to “risky.”
Tennessee vs. St. Louis
The Rams have been outscored by 175 points so far this season. Let’s go ahead and make it 200.


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Eli gonna be a bitch tonight.
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Raider’s #61 = SHO’ NUFF!
Go Eagles!!!!! Goodnight, Cowgirls.
I can’t wait for the post-game Marmalard locker room blowup. You know one’s coming…
Tony go for the 4 point play!!!!
It’s what Belichick would do.
And I still need an Eagles W (combined with Dallas) to make up for my earlier, stupid losses.
The Boys don’t look like they lost a game, they look like they lost a season. Is it bad I don’t feel their pain?
Wow, will Al Davis now realize that JaMarcus is single handidly imploding his team? Well he will when he watxh the highlights, hes watching the SD/DAL game right now.
Al Davis is currently pooping in his diaper and wondering why Jim Plunkett is throwing interceptions.
Somebody got asked.
And I made back the money I lost on that stupid parlay bet from the early games.
Clock Operator Fail!
Tony go for the 4 point play!!!!
Someone might want to inform Romo those tricky plays work better when the rest of your team is in on them.
If Miles Austin catches a td pass here with 6 seconds left I am going to kill myself
Romo with a Marino FAIL. Caps off an awesome day.
Burn in hell JaMarcus. BURNINFUCKINGHELL
Wow, will Al Davis now realize that JaMarcus is single handidly imploding his team? Well he will when he watxh the highlights, hes watching the SD/DAL game right now.
Eat it, Wade. Oh, never mind.
December makes Jerry’s butt hurt
Suck it, Jerrah
Is it my imagination or did PHILLIP RIVERS just throw a pass that went end over end ?
Romo another December fail.
Tiny Darren rocks!
if the Redskins hold on, they’ll hang a Mission Accomplished banner in Ashburn next week
Holy fuck, Tiny Darren knows how to take out a linebacker.
Another pick for JaMarcus FAIL! Go ‘Skins!
Sweet. JaFuckus, once again.
Do us all a favor and put in Frye. PLEASE.
Thank you Rams for keeping my fantasy team alive with your terrible, terrible team
Tampa Bay is playing (to lose) for 1st pick next year so they can get Nebraska’s Suh!
@Skim
What history can be after the historical suckitude of the Lions in 08?
@skim:
But for that Rams/Lions game, it could have happened.
You know what pisses me off? Looking at the Rams, the Bucs, the Lions, the Browns, the Chiefs, the Skins, and the Raiders and realizing none of them will go winless this season.
I mean, come on. Has there ever been such incredible suckage at the bottom of the NFL before? Not one of them can try to make history?
Is Jim Nantz the biggest gaywad in the world?
Anyone got that for YouTube? Somehow I missed all the replays and just saw them taking Ware off.
thats how you go 55 yards on two plays
Jerrah would be shedding tears… but the most recent facelift closed his tear ducts.
A broken neck shouldn’t keep you from flashing gang signs as you are carted off the field.
Did he flasha gang sign as they took him off the field?
Stay classy DeMarcus (WEST-SYYYYYYDE!)
If the NFL going to fine Ware for throwing a gang sign from the stretcher?
DeMarcus WearsANeckbraceForTheRestOfHisLife
He just might be DOA, it’d didnt look that bad?
I think we just saw the Jerry Jones “there goes tens of millions of dollars” facepalm.
JJ gonna cry…Ware’s hospital bill…
@ape – is that a pic of Mrs. Arnold from Wonder Years?!
RAM REDEMPTION!
/not really
Sproles is a tiny, elf-like man who’s running for a full yard more per carry than La-Toe Injury. He must be pumped up from making toys during the week.
Deadmarcus Ware
What the fuck do we have over here dad? (adjusts glasses) Is that JaMarcus Russel?
/Matt Foley’d
Sproles is a tiny, elf-like man.
Titans 33 Rams 0 near end of 3Q. I smell ram poontang.
FUCK YOU MILES AUSTIN!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!
Jerruh had to hold on to his pantalones after that Austin TD
Touchdown Dallas
“I’m ready for my facial, Mr. Jones.”
Ooh, the skins are getting JaMarcus’d.
Thanks for the pic, Ape. I would make the mess on her smile.
yay it only took till 5 minutes in the 3rd quarter for Witten to catch a pass… FML!!!
That must be the cheerleader assigned to Charles Haley.
“And then I opened real wide….”
Floooooooooooat
@Ape: that’d better be Mrs Laserface …
@Ape: Caption contest?
“It’s like there’s real live negroes right here!”
Romo tried to squeeze that glorious pick in for us.
“Cheerleader mesmerized by the 3D… its like the balls are coming right at her face” Excellent, Rob in WI!
The fact that 3D glasses are the big sell at Cowboys games tells you all you need to know.
Double-J needs to know his audience. Texans can’t keep up with the game and the 3D.
Cheerleader mesmerized by the 3D… its like the balls are coming right at her face.
Jerry gave the fans 3D glasses hoping they would take their attention away from another December loss
I love that the 3D glasses are obviously for looking at the big screen and CBS points them at the field.
“With these cool 3-D glasses, it looks like the FLOATFLOATFLOATs are coming right at me!”
I reiterate that this Raider/Redskin ref is horrible.
Jason Campbell is a living deity. NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!
Cowbiys leave the field for halftime down only a TD.
And yet they walked like they were about to be executed. Or watch Wade get naked and get sharted on by Double-J!
Kerry Collins actually making Vince Young look competent.