armagnac

There’s nothing better than watching ten games at once while waiting for your team to play later in the day, save perhaps for armagnac. Delicious life-saving armagnac, so often the first casualty of my liquor cabinet. The late afternoon games might not go down so smoothly, but they’ll do the job.

Dallas vs. San Diego

One team fares well during the Halcyon days while the other falters. Not to worry Dallas fans, Tony Romo’s capable hands are returning to holding duties.

Oakland vs. Washington

Hey look, the Redskins are actually favored to win a road game. Dan Snyder celebrated as if Six Flags had been upgraded all the way from “triple sell” to “risky.”

Tennessee vs. St. Louis

The Rams have been outscored by 175 points so far this season. Let’s go ahead and make it 200.