Who-Dey Sue-Dey Dir-Tay
12.28.09
She says she doesn’t really have STDs, yall.
A Cincinnati Ben-Gals cheerleader has filed a defamation lawsuit against TheDirty.com. The cheerleader, who is also a school teacher, alleges the gossip site– run by Armen Tanzarian Hooman Karamian a/ka/ Nik Richie– falsely claimed she was exposed to two venereal diseases by a philandering boyfriend. The woman, identified only as “Jane Doe” in the suit, is referred to as “Sarah” in the offending post:
Her ex Nate.. cheated on her with over 50 girls in 4 yrs.. in that time he tested positive for Chlamydia Infection and Gonorrhea.. so im sure Sarah also has both.. whats worse is he brags about doing sarah in the gym.. football field.. her class room
Those a-holes at the Dirty stole from us once, so I’m not linking the post in question– but even a yellow-belt in Google-Fu can find it. Also, regarding this dude Nate… dirty pool, mister.
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She drunk-dialed me once.
/got the ear infection to prove it.
Definition of butterface. Yikes.
“Northern Kentucky University – Bachelor’s Degree in Middle Grades Education with an emphasis in Mathematics and English”
Sure, you keep on studying babe.
W/ev.
I hope Nik Richie and Joe Francis give each other superaids and ball cancer.
Can I catch what she has by dropping a stinky duke-ular bomb on her chest?
Some of “Dr. Bill’s White Root Juice” will cure her.
Don’t mean to nitpick, but the correct spelling is “y’all”, as in “you all”, y’all…
/dick joke
http://www.bengals.com/team/cheerleaders/Sarah-J/772eb0af-d35f-4c26-b862-10f658415317
I’m sure she got her job as a teacher because of all the assets she brought to the interview.
never heard of the dirty before, wont be going back to that turd of a site. Is nik richie supposed to be the straight perez hilton or something? Either way both of those douchebags can die in a fire.
why would a guy cheat on a cheerleader/teacher?? Especially a cheerleader/teacher that will bang you in her classroom! damn that is hott, and then why would he brag about getting an STD while banging said skanks?? what a dumbass
/agree with the tagline of “ben-gal is a terrible name”
That ass looks like it could cure anything likely to
ever be wrong with me.
Id hit it. But double-bag it before hand. And wear gloves. And goggles. I remember a story caveman relayed about a guy who got an STD in thailand, IN HIS EYE. Fuck that.
The things I would do to that ass … man, I would disappoint her SO HARD, you wouldn’t even believe it.
Darlin’, never mind those woosies above postin’ about needing antibiotics and stuff. C’mon over here, and let me work those nasties out. Damn, you be fi… mmf…. mmmf..mff.
Does “The Dirty” not use proper punctuation? Would a fuckin’ apostrophe kill y’all?
Get her a broad spectrum antibiotic and a good lawyer, and she’ll be good to go! And richer!
/booyahhhhhhhhh
That is the most appealing usage of a cut up men’s dress sock that I have ever seen.
She should look on the bright side. If she cheered for the Browns she’s have contracted Chlamydia, gotten a shot at the doctors, left with staph, and be forced to retire.
/figures they couldn’t infect Brady Quinn with it. Cleveland can’t do anything right…
Forget Ocho Cinco. Bring on Sesenta Nueve.
“so im sure Sarah also has both”
I can relate. I’ve never been able to shake that ear infection I contracted back in 2nd grade.
+1 Punch
How come every teacher I had in school (high or middle school) was old as dirt or ugly as fuck?
Once, just once, couldn’t I have even a hot student teacher in class?
I don’t feel tardy.
Pretty soon she’ll start to sag in certain areas and thats when the Cincinnati Reds bullpen gets to have its fun.
If it’s curable, she’s bangable. That’s my motto.
I for one look forward to many repeat appearances by the “besmirchment” tag
Wrap it twice! Then pour peroxide on yourself afterwards.
But I bet she fucks like a tiger……
/goes back to first class rum
Sounds like he gave her the ol’ icky shuffle.
Damn look at that ass! To bad the bitch is dirty!!
Wrap it up!
Chlamydia and gonorrhea? Meh. Totally curable. If you’re lonely, Sarah, I’m just up the road, and I’ve got some leftover antibiotics from when I had the flu earlier. I won’t do you wrong.
There are only a few opportunities to use the phrase “loathsome disease” in a legal pleading. I envy her attorney.