There is nothing remotely sexy about Jake Gyllenhaal talking about getting, much less displaying, a Steelers tramp stamp on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night, despite the fact that he’s allegedly a Patriots fan (Simmons will never allow Kimmel to have him back on now). There is no sexual preference that allows for being turned on by this. The dirty secret about Sexy Friday is that, as much as the KSK kontributors enjoy leering at scantily clad women on the Internet, come Friday afternoon we’re just about ready to mail it in for the week. This is just me exercising my irritation for being left holding the bag.

Rest assured that there is much, much better ass-related sexiness after the jump.

Brazilian bikini roller boxing? Yes please. I bet they could take Pacquiao or Mayweather easy.

And then of course there’s Vida Guerra’s new spread in December’s Black Men Magazine. Don’t worry, even if you’ve a tiny dick and a lack of melanin, you can sneak a look.

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