I told him…I told him that he should call it a day, you know? Go home early…I was…I was just worried about him. I didn’t want to get hurt, and then…And then he got angry with me. I don’t know what I did wrong! I know he cares about me.
You know, I have a lot of friends that would kill for a man like this, you know? I mean sure, he doesn’t always pay attention and he comes into camp late, but he’s so wonderful. He’s the man that we always dream about, you know? I was stuck with this black guy last year, and he just…we just couldn’t make it work.
He said that if I didn’t let him have his way…that I would get fired…
Things were so great in the beginning, but now…
Oh, I don’t know what to do…
I don’t know what to do…
I need you to testify.
Oh, God, no. You know I can’t do that! Please say that I don’t have to do that!
Mrs. Childress, it’s the only way. If you don’t speak up now, you could lose that first-round bye in the NFC playoffs. And you could alienate the rest of the people you work with for years, and then you would lose your job. Mrs. Childress, you can stop this. We can stop this. But we need your help.
My friends…one of them said to me the other day, “Well at least you’re not stuck with Vomit Boy and the Dog Killer,” but they don’t understand. They don’t understand that sometimes he just does whatever he wants. Oh sure, he was better in the beginning…when everyone was paying attention.
We had a big fight at work a couple days ago. In front of everyone! I was so embarrassed. Now I feel like the rest of the people in the office don’t respect me…
He said that he could change…but I don’t think he’s changed at all!
Well, look who it is. Maybe if you hadn’t been enabling this guy from the get-go, this wouldn’t have happened! What about what YOU did! If you hadn’t been making excuses from day one, we wouldn’t be standing here!
That’s not true!
YOU WANTED HIM AROUND AND YOU DIDN’T CARE HOW BAD IT LOOKED TO ANYONE! YOU WERE JUST OUT THERE TRYING TO SAVE YOUR OWN ASS! AND NOW YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE KINGDOM HAS JUST BLOWN UP IN YOUR FACE!
No!
Elliot!
Whatever. I’m gonna squeeze in a set on the bench press.
This was a mistake! I knew this was a mistake! [Runs off]
That poor, poor girl. [Head sinks in disappointment.] I wish people recycled more.
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“YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO??”
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Decolletage win.
As a Vikes fan, I’m soaking it all up. We’re relevant thanks to the Land Baron. We should still rally, and do well in the playoffs, and maybe, juuust maybe, Mrs. Childress will be fired. Couldn’t think of a better end to the season.
I know that when the Land Baron arrived it took a groveling Chilly, who was grasping at straws to keep his job. Otherwise we’d have gone 8-8 or maybe 9-7 and he would have been surely shit-canned. But now there’s a chance that we’re relevant in the playoffs and we’ve pissed on Green Bay (twice) so all in all this Cirque de Favre is the best thing that could have happened this year.
But really, fuck Childress.
I guess that’s just what happens…
When kids sling guns.
I’m not believing a word of this sordid story until I see some saved text messages.
brett favre should be ashamed of what he is doing to jessica simpson
Peter King thinks that Mrs. Childress just walked into a bunch of doors and fell down the stairs. And maybe if she just learned to listen and made dinner on time and also wasn’t such A GIGANTIC FUCKING WHORE THAT DOESN’T TREAT MY BRITTY BEAR RIGHT, then this whole episode could have been avoided.
I can’t be the only one who saw that picture of Mrs. Childress and instantly thought “since when did Tobias Funke become the Vikings head coach?”
@ Professor Pher
I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.
How?
We’ll kill the first born male child in every household.
[after some consideration, waves finger] Too Farve.
When Sage Rosenfels shows up to practice on Friday this year, instead of finding no one there, he’ll just see Mrs. Childress sobbing to herself on a bench.
I don’t know what Mrs. Childress expected, dressing like that.
This would have worked so much better with Favre playing Sillinger in OZ.
“Hold still while I burn this Land Baron symbol in your ass with a ball point pen, bitch!”
The bitch had it coming.
Italic fail.
And you know Mrs. Childress is secretly getting wet for Elliot.
[i]My friends…one of them said to me the other day, “Well at least you’re not stuck with Vomit Boy and the Dog Killer,”[/i]
Outstanding.
Freak Show is right… Childress should never have enabled Fav-ruh. Now he truly is acting like a kid out there.
Oh goodie, I can’t wait for Favre to throw his typical 2-4 INTs in a playoff game and cost his team a chance to go to the Super Bowl.
Did Vikings fans really expect anything different?
Hi that was funny. But guys would you happen to have the video of Favre yelling his ass off at Chilly? I missed that on TV and would like to watch that!
Also, can one of you give me a ride home from work, please? I’m in the tall building at the end of the street. Thank you.
Olivia’s already ordered a rape kit immediately following the Vikes’ first playoff game.
god how i would love it if favre’s gunslingin and likeakidoutthereitis deep sixes his team’s hopes late in the season two years in a row.
Ooooh, Sexy Friday on a Tuesday! Delectable!
Now c’mon, I can’t be the only chap who got a chubby on the Childress pic!
Can’t wait to see what Drew thinks about all this. The Great Land Baron is the XMas gift that keeps on giving all season.
Brilliant. F’in brilliant, MMP. I’m guessing you’ll have plenty of material for a few more of these over the next couple of weeks.
Punte, how could you? The man just died. Whoops, wrong post.
@ Navy Couldn’t be, not geasy enough. That looks like its been washed in the past few months
Mrs. Chilly should have signed a pre-nup…
Elliot is going to forget he’s a cop when he finds out what happened on the Brad Childress sex boat.
“HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A LITTLE KID!”
@ Professor Pher
Horatio, along with the dead man we found in the club, there is a dead girl out back.
“Well, I guess you could you could say she was his…
+1″
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
Law and Order: Vikings Sideline?
Mariska Hargitay….causes a special victim…in my pants.
@Pher: yes.
Is that Shockey’s hair?
Mariska Hargitay makes me tingly.
Poor Mrs. Childress. She just doesn’t understand that Britt’s first love is himself while his second love is being out there and his third love is having fun like a kid.
She doesn’t have the Hasidic booty to compete with that.
/how did Keller get out? Where’s Beecher?
someone went*
Would have worked better as a CSI: Miami post.
“Horatio, the Vikings chance at a Super Bowl victory was horribly murdered!”
“Well, it looks like some went…
Too Favre.”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
I’d hit it.
I read that with Brad Childress using a high-pitched voice. High comedy.
Britt Far only uses the phone book for beating hoes
Helen Hunt is looking alright these days!