Comments on: THIS GUY IS A PLAYER!

By: Dan Snyder's Waxed Taint

Dan Snyder's Waxed Taint — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 06:22:49 +0000

Is it just me, or is Gruden sounding more like Jimmy Hoffa yelling at Bobby Kennedy every week?

By: jujrok

jujrok — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 05:20:03 +0000

THIS BUTTON. THIS BUTTON RIGHT HERE. SOME CALL IT THE MUTE BUTTON. I CALL IT THE PEACEMAKER.

Why subject yourself to be shouted at like somebody’s trying to sell you a used car when you can just silence the jackoffs, sip your drink in peace, and marvel at the Saints sodomizing the Patriots without taking their pants off?

Belichick’s ass is gonna be bleeding for weeks…

Laissez les bon temps roulez indeed.

By: Mathemagician

Mathemagician — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:45:30 +0000

I enjoy mocking Gruden’s “THIS GUY” schtick as much as the next commenter, but who else is going to step into the booth? Millen?* Golic? No matter who’s in the booth, we’re going to find one reason or another to hate their performance. At least Gruden talks about players that are in the game that’s on TV**

/This comment is directed at the commenters who call MNF “unwatchable”***…Drew’s mockery of the crew is quality

*Also enjoyed Millen talking up Randy Moss in pregame, considering his draft day wide receiver fetish
**Gruden’s Brett Favre fellatio was awful in the GB/MIN game earlier this year, but he doesn’t carry it over to every other game like TK would have
***I find MNF watchable, in that I am more glued to the constant stream of comments in the blogkakke than the game. Plus, I’m drinking.

By: Goose!

Goose! — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:45:22 +0000

Passive aggressive tags are the best tags.

By: City of Industry Football Corporation

City of Industry Football Corporation — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:25:31 +0000

You see, this is what I love about THIS SITE, Kissing Suzy Kolber. This site is a PLAYER. This site might be the best in the World Wide Web.

By: Buster Hymen

Buster Hymen — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:11:41 +0000

From the pre-game: “Gregg Williams only knows one word: Agitation.”

That must make it really awkward when he orders meals or talks to his family on the phone. They have to discern what mood he’s in by the tone in which he says the word Agitation. Does he call plays via sign language? And why would your entire defensive strategy be built around simply agitating someone? I’m not going to tackle that man to the ground, I’m going to tickle him until he urinates and drops the ball. I’m not gonna catch an interception, I’m just going to dance the macarena in the backfield so the quarterback becomes distracted.

By: Living with Balls

Living with Balls — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:07:21 +0000

sadly, this is the best crew they’ve had in years.

By: Danzibar.Island

Danzibar.Island — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:24:31 +0000

@Nate Newton’s van: “Nip” is an oh so special derogatory word for the Japanese. Nope, sorry- using the word “Chinaman” here made it awesome.

I’m sure more than a few people at this site have been to: http://www.rsdb.org

By: Jake be quick

Jake be quick — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:32:14 +0000

Glad you caught that angry metal, saw the first couple of comments after mine and was wondering how long it would take before anyone realized what I was talking about.

@Windy City: been reading for quite a while, just started commenting though. DEFINITELY aware that chinaman is the least of what goes around this place ;)

By: Cutlerfucker

Cutlerfucker — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:13:56 +0000

The more I listen to THESE GUYS, the more I call them the most annoying MNF commentators of all time. Actually, fuck that, they’re tied with Dan Fouts and Dennis Miller.

Just imagine all 4 of them doing the same game… Now that’s the stuff of nightmares.