That game? Woof. Nick Folk’s huge choke was all for naught. Damn, damn, damn it all. The Cowboys get to stay alive and the Saints lose? If there’s any consolation, the Saints blemish will make the Colts choke all more memorable and enjoyable. Pressure’s on, fat humps.
“Did you win because the Saints are not for real? I don’t know. Did you win because you’re taking the next step as a quarterback? I don’t know. Will I tongue cayenne pepper out of your asshole? That I do know.”
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If you agree COlts are going to lose become a fan of FB page Colts Will Lose Super Bowl 2010!
pootietang…your insightful logic is as valuable as Peter King’s. Bravo.
“Invite me to your wedding Tony. I WILL BRING MUSIC BY U2!”
DAY WERE WHODAY THOUGHT DAY WERE
Drew will hate me for saying this. But from what I can tell, Vikings look like the best team in football. “having said that”, I don’t doubt Childress will find a way to fuck things up.
MUST BE SANTA! MUST BE SANTA! MUST BE SANTA CLAUS /dylan’d
yournamehere Says:
December 19th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Peter King needs to stay away from horizontal stripes.
Peter king needs to stay away from buffets…
Who dat, who dat say dey gon beat dem Saints?
The Cowboys say we gon beat dem Saints!
/will probably choke against the Skins
//sulksulksulksulk
Looks like Peter is really enjoying that handshake. That firm handshake, the handshake of a quarterback in the National Football League, firm and friendly and warm to the touch, but with an undercurrent of command and authority. And a faint nutmeg scent.
I’m expecting that to be 10 Things I Think I Might Think Or Maybe Not Who Knows number 7.2 b, chapter 3, verse 17-20.
As much as I hate the Colts, I must begrudgingly admit that they are the lesser of the two evils to the ’72 Dolphins and Cokehead Mercury Morris.
“…bag of bacon-flavored kettle chips in Indy.”
Also known as “Communion Hosts” in Indy.
agree with whoever said lets hope the colts go undefeated, fuck the ’72 dolphins. Would love to see the Bengals scrape out a win against laserface, want to see Phillip Rivers go all Phillip Rivers!
This just in: DeSean Jackson = Jacktarded.
Bacon flavored kett … Damn, now I’m hungry.
There is nothing equivalent to spitting in one’s bag of bacon-flavored kettle chips in Indy, Ape.
What’s funny is that I didn’t even really bash the Colts in the post. I just said the Saints failing to get to 16-0 would make a Colts playoff choke even more enjoyable to non-Colts fans. This is apparently the equivalent of spitting in one’s bag of bacon-flavored kettle chips in Indy.
Shockey: “Damn I hope we don’t win today. If another team accomplishes something big with me on the bench I’m gonna OD on some dipspit.”
I may be the worst conveyor of sarcasm in the written form ever. Either that or I just have shittiest luck at having retarded Colts fans leave whiny responses to my comments.
Also FYI, not from Cinci. I’m from FUCKIN JOISEY and a Giants fan, if the Vinnie from Weehawken impression didn’t make that obvious for you Colts trolls with sub-par deduction skills.
Drew brees is so nice he lets the Cowboys win so Wade Phillips doesn’t go on unemployment.
And THAT, kids, is why a steady diet of “grande” sized egg nog lattes isn’t such a great idea.
Ubenhadd dry those eyes.
Fuck the Cowboys.
/one of those naive fans that wanted both Colts and Saints to go 16-0, meet in SB
/is not a fat hump
/reads comments
/this is why we colts fans can’t have nice things
I was reading MensGuccis comment waiting for a punchline before i realized it was a spambot.
/going back to bed
Otto Man bringin’ the funny at … 7:48 am!! Fuck sakes! I’m so hungover I grit my teeth when I laugh at that komment.
/curls up on couch … with a beer
PK AND Colts fans together in one post? How many fat humps can one thread safely support?
was it me or was Shockey dipping during the game? I could of sworn I saw him spitting into a water bottle with brown liquid at the bottom.
Multiple paragraphs with no point – check
Complete lack of humor – check
Overly sensitive – check
Fat hump- check
UbenHadd is Monkey Biz’s soul mate.
Oi, the fat humps are out in force today. Pre-fail tears are delicious.
@UbenHadd
Cool Story, Bro.
I just woke up. Completely forgot about the game last night (I know, I know, I’ll turn in my man card). So I pick the paper up, am stunned, and spill coffee all over the kitchen table.
Just…how did this happen?
So I have to somehow deal with hating the Cowboys and loving them for stopping a team that might’ve gone undefeated. Now I’m really fucked up.
Is there any way we can get more boring, self-righteous Colts fans to come here? It’s like a zombie army of Debbie Downers.
Breesus died for our sins. Now just give it another three days.
Mike Vanderjagt is waiting patiently for the phone to ring.
And seeing someone from KSK edited my first post to add the / tag at the bottom isn’t a surprise either.
@Ocho Cinco
Well considering you have no fucking clue where I live, and it’s not the midwest, your reach for an insult concerning the women here was a big pile of fail.
As for KSK withholding a Sexy Friday, it’s because they are either sick of doing it and/or don’t have time or are just lazy about it and decide to blame a random group of people for it. But really, who can blame them, how fucking hard is it for you to look up pictures of women on the internet? If you can’t do it yourself go check out WWTDD, they have them everyday.
As for the Colts, I have never bragged(I will defend them occasionally) about them on this website….ever. So if you need someone to blame, try blaming the ones that are actually guilty. Now if Ape wants to get pissed about my first post and delete my shit, fine, that’s his perogative. But from what I’ve seen he takes as well as he gives and I figured he would just slam me back. Which is fine too, because that is what I expect when I come here.
King looking rather nautical. I don’t think they let dudes fatter than Santa into the Navy so you best start jogging motherfucker
Tony just wants to know how his unborn baby is doing
When is Peter King’s due date?
@BDK… they TV adds 10 lbs to you.. he must have eaten 4 of them in the press room. Too close to the buffet table I guess.
I think Double-J reeeeeaaallllly wanted a big December win……Sean Payton got a nice big check……
fuck peter king.
Too many whale-blubber cappacinos
@Ocho Cinco Fan Club, Why don’t you head back to the ghetto and pick up your “ladies” aka street trash with the track marks in CinnciNASTY! Who Dey? Who Gay? You!
Saints, stay away from the ” who dat” and Peter King, stay away from the horizontal stripes.
Haters… suck it.
did douche PK just add 40 lbs?
@UbenHadd, you Colts fans already ruined at least one Sexy Friday already. Considering your location and the quality of the women that reside there, don’t you define “don’t throw rocks in a glass house”? Almost as much as Millen defines everything that’s wrong with everything?
AY YO! OWAH CRUSHING OF A TEAM’S HOPES FUH A PERFECT SEASON WAS BETTER DAN YOUS GUYS CRUSHING A TEAM’S HOPE FUH A PERFECT SEASON! Right Tony? No mamaluke can awgue widdis statement, am I right or am I right?
/F the Cowboys.
//Also F that one guy who just realized Romo rhymes with homo. Matt Millen material right there.
HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
Drew Brees is so nice he gave the Cowboys the win, just so Wade Phillips and Tony Romo have jobs next September.
Holy fuck Ape, you just get more bitter by the week…better waterproof your keyboard.
/fat hump Colts fan
great now i hav to pull for the fucking Colts
/fuck the 72 fins
I just hope the Iggles win, or else there will be even more Cowboys fans crawling out of the woodwork.
/can hear the shouting already – “WE’RE GOING TO MIAMI!!!”
Peter King needs to stay away from horizontal stripes.
Damn, I thought of you guys when I saw Peter King try to toss Romo’s salad!!
Ugh, sucks to bet against your team and they win. And it also keeps Wade around. BDD, give me another Wade/Double J post this week!!