Terrell Suggs didn’t make the trip to Green Bay because his knee is still gimpy from that Brady Quinn cheap shot. OR IS IT BECAUSE HE’S BLEACHING YOUR BABY RIGHT NOW!?
According to the complaint made available Monday, [Candace] Williams said Suggs threw a soap dispenser at her head, hit her in the chest with his hand, and held a bottle of bleach over her and their son, which spilled on them and caused a rash. A District Court judge wrote that a laceration was visible on Williams’ chest.
Williams said she teased Suggs while he was in the bathroom, went to close the door, and he “stiff-armed the door.”
“So me, still thinking he’s playing, I kick (with the top of my foot) his arm off the door to close it, the whole time laughing thinking we’re playing and he throws [sic] bathroom soap thing at my head,” Williams wrote.
She claimed that Suggs said she had hurt his arm and began yelling obscenities at her, and Williams said she spit on his chest. She heard one of Suggs’ friends say, “Oh no, Sizz, come on, don’t do that,” and said that when she turned around, he knocked her to the ground and sat on top of her, grabbing her neck and holding an open bottle of bleach over her.
Williams wrote that Suggs said, “[expletive], I’ma [sic] drown you with this bleach.”
In the spirit of fairness, Suggs denies the claims and has yet to be charged with a crime. But then absence of a criminal charge certainly didn’t stop Ravens fans from running amok with the RAPISTBERGER stuff, did it?
THAT’S RIGHT! TERRELL SUGGS WILL DROWN YOUR BABIES IN BLEACH! P-DRIZZLE GONNA USE THE SNUGGLE BEAR TO SNUFF THEM OUT!


Ah, the Ravens.
It’ll be a sad day when Ray Lewis gets in the HOF.
Terrell Suggs declares his candidacy for the 2009 Ray Lewis Man Of The Year award.
/there is no moral high ground between the Steelers and Ravens…
… but there is lovely Highway 70 outside Hagerstown, WINDIEST SPOT IN ALL MARYLAND and a great place to beat your wife to death with an unopened yuengling can, oh appalacia!
Aaron Rodgers’ future offspring: Another leader of men.
8-4. Feels good, man.
pfffft what a bunch of clowns
I haven’t seen this many pass interference calls in a game in a long time. 300+ combined penalty yards… jesus
Clearly Ray Lewis has failed as a holy mentor once again…
Ya dont use bleach! Use a blade son!
/couldnt resist.
Ray, white babies just aren’t selling right now. Latinos are the fastest growing demographic. Try taking the baby to a tanning salon. If they turn you away, use shoe polish as a last resort.
Can’t we just agree to hate both the Rapist QB and the thuggish baby bleacher?
/anything to take the heat of of Chris Henry
Hats off Upstate Underdog, I laughed out loud at that one.
Jon Gruden just claimed someone was built like a fire hydrant.
He just thought her teeth were getting a little dingy looking. He’s really a nice guy.
Get the baby right. Use bleach and ammonia then take a deep breath
Is it true that Ed Reed is out? The fuck?
/hates getting news from SportsPickle…
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
@ Cutlerfucker
As a person currently living in the New England area, I have no authority to make such claims about other places.
*insert comment about how Baltimore is a terrible place to live here*
And what about protecting your eyes properly when you’re bleaching your baby? Goggles, people! Goggles.
@Gino: no mention of rubber gloves either.
@Anonymous Pussytuber: No, Patsies lost on a last-minute field goal. Dreamboat coughed up a pick on the final drive.
It was beautiful.
Honestly I missed it, can somebody tell me if the Patriots won this weekend? I’m sure Brady probably had some great last second drive, if Miami was even close at all.
Remember Terrell ‘Scrubbs’ Suggs, SC Johnson is a FAMILY company.
Wow, this post, 20 comments, and not a single Ray Lewis the Murderer reference? Well played, KSK.
FEARSOME INFANT BLEACHING!
Sorry, Ape, I think the Raiders loss neuters your usually-lofty Stabbies hate at least until next Sunday.
Christ, bleaching your girlfriend baby in the bathroom? Bleach can be so dangerous. You’ve got to bleach your girlfriend and baby someplace better-ventilated than the bathroom.
Terrel: Ima drown you with this bleach, then Ima stab you with this gun, then Ima poison you with these nunchuks.
Murder. Ur doin’ it wrong.
Hey JR Paperstacks — does the name Brady Quinn mean anything to you?!?!? Buuuuuuuurn.
Also, what Fred Dryer said about Suggs sucking, and stuff
Terrel keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Terrell’s got the magic of Clorox 2.
/wow sounded way too racist just by changing the subject…
Because Jeff Reed can’t beat anyone up, let alone tackle somebody.
/there is no moral high ground between the Steelers and Ravens
//pretends we have it anyway
Bleach?
Violence toward/with a product dispenser usually found in the bathroom?
Why hasn’t Jeff Reed been questioned?
Replace “one QB” with “anyone”.
I don’t think there is one QB the Ravens defense could stop right now. Other than a midget running back with a douchetard for a coach.
As a Ravens fan… we shoulda let this guy walk. Should have let him walk and kept Scott who has a big mouth but has, you know, done what he’s been paid to do. Why we broke the bank for Suggs is beyond me. He wasn’t Freeny before he got paid and he’s been invisible since (even before he got hurt). Baltimore’s secondary isn’t great but the real issue has been a complete lack of pressure on opponent QBs. I found myself saying out loud during the Raiders/Steelers game yesterday that the Ravens D could learn something from the Raiders D. I then wept softly to myself.
i have to say that is pretty hardcore. i mean jesus, bleach is some nasty shit.
Sometimes a bitch just needs a little reality check when a bitch gets outta line.
Stay classy, Ballmer D.
//bastards, the lot of ‘em.
Nah, I’ll just ban them.
/wields a mighty banhammer
I won’t actually be watching the game because watching the various petty fights that break out between Ape and the Ravens trolls should be amusing enough.
Let those of you who haven’t spilled bleach on a baby cast the first stone.
bleaching babies…raping uglies…who ya got?
Like anyone in Baltimore uses soap.
Bubbles didn’t use soap.
/required The Wire reference.
Like anyone in Baltimore uses soap.