This is all you get for Sexy Friday this week. We’ve had some problems with the KSK backend that kept this from arriving earlier, which is something that we’d feel bad about if the comments had been a little better this week. This halfhearted Sexy Friday is a direct result of comments like this:
Rob Says:
What’s the deal with the short mailbag this week? What a crock.
The deal, Rob, is that the mailbag will be exactly how long or short it needs to be. Every week. And you know why? Because it’s our blog, and we shall write however much or little we want. Perhaps next week, if the commenters earn a Sexy Friday, we’ll see a little more of Monica Bellucci and/or some lovely Jewesses to celebrate Hannukah.
Enjoy your weekend. We’ll see you Sunday.
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Hannah Storm has gone plaid! Oh my!
I would love to disintegrate her like a cracker in a ceiling fan…in a good way
That picture of Monica Belucci puts the glayven! into goyim.
My only complaint is you didn’t post pictures of this porn star “Candida”. CANDIDA’S A FUCKING FUNGUS!!! I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! But thanks for Bellucci Cleavage. It’s always appreciated.
Here’s a picture of Candida Royalle (SFW).
http://www.nndb.com/people/616/000026538/candidaroyalle03.jpg
Not bad…for a fungus.
Be thankful they didn’t decide to make it “Surprise After The Jump” week and show gay Avatar porn.
somebody is a little grumpy that no relevant team to this blog* is playing this weekend. lol
uhoh….playofffssss?????!?!?!?! WT efff?????????????
/sticks fingers in ears
The Seahawks are NOT mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet. The Seahawks are NOT. MATHEMATICALLY. ELIMINATED.
/doesn’t care that you were trying to make a comment about the Steelers
//drifts off into fantasy land where the Mariners still have an outside chance at the pennant and the Sonics still…. exist
(don’t make me come back to reality… I’m so much happier here.)
You say that’s a punishment, but I’d love to see that. In slow motion, if possible. In fact, make an entire MNF-style video of it, with the play, then in slow motion, then in slo-mo with a colour commentator pointing out areas that need to be improved for the Drew Big Daddies to really make a push for the playoffs.
THIS GUY! This… THIS BLOGGER! I call him The Perpetual Motion Machine! BECAUSE HE DOESN’T STOP! ONCE HE GETS THAT BLUBBER GOING, IT KEEPS GOING! HE DEFIES THE LAWS OF NEWTONIAN PHYSICS! I LOVE THIS GUY! THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!
/Gruden
@ Pk’s Pussy: And putting it on your home page I assume?
Peyton will win meast the day gritty white receivers become cool.
Goddammit, Rob! You know how fragile these guys’ egos are. What were you thinking making a comment that wasn’t 100% praise and ball-washing? Now you’ve made them think that one post in their blog was less than perfect. You KNOW they’re just going to take that one not-completely-positive comment out on everybody. Good job, ROB! Go sit in the corner and maybe next time you’ll realize that you should only comment on how lucky you are that KSK so generously graces us with their continued presence.
If they dont? One of the following ensue: .gif of Drew doing the Truffle Shuffle
You say that’s a punishment, but I’d love to see that. In slow motion, if possible. In fact, make an entire MNF-style video of it, with the play, then in slow motion, then in slo-mo with a colour commentator pointing out areas that need to be improved for the Drew Big Daddies to really make a push for the playoffs.
Fuck you all, I’m erasing this site from my daily time wasters.
this is the only goddamn blog i DONT bitch about because the bloggers ARE THE TITS.
you guys do what you want, ill take all i cant get and give you a “thank you sir, may i have another?”
fuck rob.
Maybe if peyton finally got his well deserved Meast of the Week the comments wouldn’t be so bad
Just go back and read an old mail bag. What’s the diff?
have you ever met a jewess FROM Israel? i once fell in love with a client of mine at the gym. she worked in perfume store and always smelled like frankensense or some shit. such a deep, gutteral accent that it sounded like she had a toad stuck in her throat, but she was so hot it made me want to Schuh-nuchhh her fa-have-schuchhle even more.
Regardless of the non-sexy Friday, this Rob idiot is incredibly wrong. The mailbag this week included the gun-toting Vietnamese chick. Probably the finest ever piece of internet writing (probably fictitious, but still…) that doesn’t include Rex Ryan (whose KSK antics are also only probably fictitious.)
Long story short: Fuck you, Rob
It’s ‘y’all’ not ‘ya’ll’, quietretard.
I have removed Robert from the list of potential names for my son. I just can’t name him something that will remind me of the prick that fucked up my sexy friday even years later. I totally agree with Bill in Saratoga, and has replace the name that shall not be named with Willliam.
Matchbox20 ruin the lives of yet another generation of young men.
Fuck Rob right in his fucking ear
what a cockwallet
best blog on the intertubes by far thanks guys
Was so looking forward to Vietnamese chicks with guns. *sigh*
/googles vietnamese chicks with guns
// finishes with prejudice
somebody is a little grumpy that no relevant team to this blog* is playing this weekend. lol
uhoh….playofffssss?????!?!?!?! WT efff?????????????
I uh… just wanted to point out that it was a different Rob… not this Rob (in WI)… I mean… I never rag on the mailbag and quite liked this one (especially the Hot gun toting vietnamese chick, subsection).
It’s been a long week, and I don’t need some Rocco-like backlash.
FUCK YOU ROB!!!!!!!!
What are ya’ll talking about this site is free. Would somebody answer my question, damn.
That’s not a butt hanging out of her mouth, it’s a joint. She’s about to pull her slip and panties down. If Rob, the dick, hadn’t fucked up Sexy Friday, we would have the next 4 pictures in the sequence. NO ONE DENIES THIS!
“Hey you stupid cunts, how about your give your readers/commenters what they fucking want since they’re the one’s paying for your fat asses to do nothing but sit around on your computer jerking off all day.”
It’s about time someone called attention to the outrageous fees we pay to read this blog. It’s highway robbery.
Damn ya’ll I asked a question answer it
“Hey you stupid cunts, how about your give your readers/commenters what they fucking want since they’re the one’s paying for your fat asses to do nothing but sit around on your computer jerking off all day. Keep up shitty Sexy Friday’s like this and you’ll be back to working the floor at Best Buy ya prick.”
Oh oh can we get this guy’s email? I love when the seal of anonymity is broken and the e-minions band together to post personal info and make someone’s life hell.
Haters gonna hate.
Solution to the Sexy Friday bullshit: If commenters behave, they are to be rewarded with clothed women on a football blog selected by other men for them.
If they dont? One of the following ensue: .gif of Drew doing the Truffle Shuffle, Ape eating a fully loaded hot dog in slow motion, Maj putting a 9mm in your face and shouting racial slurs, CC fucking your pretend girlfriend, or flubby showing his real face.
Punishment depends on comment quality.
Problems on the backend, huh? That’s going to be the title of Drew’s book when he decides to write a collection of poop stories.
We love you KSK, don’t take it personally. Rob doesn’t speak for the community. We looooooove you, and not just for sexy friday although it’s nice.
Pay no attention to cunt boy above me, he’s just irritable because he can’t surf the internet for good looking women himself.
Also, Jewish Sexy Friday?!?! I’m in
Remember when you guys tried to yank (no pun intended) sexy Friday? Yeah, me either.
I”m plenty satisfied with this teaser today… just for the record.
/Hopes for Japanese next week in honor of Chad Johnsons’ latest shenanigans
OWAH HOWAHS AH HAHDAH WAHKIN THAN YOWAH HOWAHS!!!! NOBODY DENIES THIS!!!!
@ dm72 – I would go with a “Door Flies Open” shirt, or anything referencing the greatness that is Elisha Manning.
It is good to know that the funny bastards who run this site do read the comments that goons like us leave for em, keep up the good work guys and Eat a Dick Rob!
Hey you stupid cunts, how about your give your readers/commenters what they fucking want since they’re the one’s paying for your fat asses to do nothing but sit around on your computer jerking off all day. Keep up shitty Sexy Friday’s like this and you’ll be back to working the floor at Best Buy ya prick.
Hey, you know when you smoke a cigarette how nicotine gets on your fingers and turns them kinda yellow-brown? When you scartch your penis, if some gets on your cock, does it then become dickotine?
That’s not sexy. Now THIS is sexy: http://outofbounds.nbcsports.com/2009/12/oh-no-patriots-mascot-arrested-in-prostitution-sting.html.php
BTW, I’m going to the Giants Eagles games on Sunday night. Any suggestions on what I should write on my shirt referencing KSK? That’s if they ever focus the camera in section 239.
I’ll be one of the few the non-guidos.
Fucking hell. Thanks Rob. How can people bitch about this blog?
As a commenter who hasn’t bitched about quality on this blog, and agrees that it’s annoying when someone does considering it’s free entertainment, I still think withholding Sex…y Friday would be more effective if, say, KSK had sole rights to any and all Monica Bellucci pictures online. Or all sexually arousing pictures ever. And since that’s not the case, I don’t get the point. Never have, never will. Carry on.
/transation: Why are there f*ing morons who bitch about not receiving content that is available from a simple google image search? Hell, uproxx constantly links to sexy pictures of variety to suit any man’s fancy.
So you could say… that we got ‘Robbed’ of Sexy Friday this week?
No?
Crap, I just cost us SF for next week too didn’t I.
What’s the deal with the short cock?
All of Rob’s girlfriends. Those damn Jewesses don’t like anything small.
“It not a schlong, it a schort”
/shows self out.
Think of it as putting Sexy Friday on layaway.
George, tell your fathery about layaway. “Layaway, Dad.”
what’s the deal with the short sexy friday this week? what a crock.
i didn’t read the post or anything, but felt shortchanged anyway and decided to use this comment to bitch about it.
appease ME!!! ME ME ME ME!!!!
Seriously, who the fuck reads a blog and writes a negative comment about the FREE (and consistently funny) content? Eat a dick rob!
Ooooooohhh, Rob’s in trouble.
Nothing like whining about a free blog.
You make the hanukkah reference, yet you post a picture of Monica Bellucci wearing a cross around her neck.
That’s not kosher…
She’s smoking. That’s so gross I can barely finish.
/finishes
@CC – can you give us Rob’s email so we can repay him for his insolence?
Not enough people in this world know how to just shut the fuck up and say “thank you”.
Goddammit Rob, this is why we can’t have nice things.
If any of you cocksuckers take away my sweet Jewess Sexy Friday, so help me god…