Randy Moss Headline Goes Here
12.14.09
Ay guys. This is a picture of me, Randy Moss. It ain’t loaded all the way, but it probably will at some point. You get the idea. I’m catching a football, looking nonchalant. I do that sometimes.
I think this post is supposed to make fun of how people said I gave up on routes and stuff yesterday against the Panthers. Whatever, we won anyway. Y’all can make all the jokes y’all want.
In fact, here’s one:
What did the [person of random profession] say to the [religious figure]?
Answer: Shit, I don’t know. Y’all are the ones making the jokes.
I think that covers it. I got words and a couple photos in there. I probably could put in a dick joke or a thing about how me and JaMarcus Russell should chill because we’re both lazy. But I’m lazy and good. He’s lazy and worthless. Plus, focusing on how two black dudes are lazy is gonna lead to someone calling all y’alls racist. Even though you’re probably at least a little racist.
Anyway, I’m out. Peace.
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which is emblematic of laziness: your entries as an accomplished fake sportswriter or fandy moss as a hall-of-fame receiver?
That half-loaded picture had me for several seconds.
Well played sir!
so what if i copied Otto’s idea. coming up with my own is too much work
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Randy Moss does not change out of uniform during the season. Damn, that was weak, kind of like today’s posts!
Shit, at the rate us commenters are going, sexy Friday will be buck naked shots of Ron Jeremy and T.T. Boy. ie. copious amounts of gay porn.
I was going to try looking to see if the half loaded gif joke had been done before IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. But I am too lazy to Google it.
Pure dogshit. Leave the impersonations to Drew, he’s much better at it.
Coach: What is it with you Randy? Ignorance or apathy?
Randy: I don’t know & I don’t care.
Racists.
I’d post something more insightful, but I’m too lazy and if I keep going I might get hit.
is good
dick joke
yeah, I saw the liveblog last night was up.
even typed my little name in the box.
But my tv was already on Fox, and the remote was, like 4…mebbe 4 an a half feet away.
I like how the Peter King post is way late, too. That’s good synergy right there.
@Rakibul Islam: The Globe actually had a headline this morning about Welkah’s grittiness: [a href="globe link"][/a]
Snark. Snarky snark. Snark snark.
/Ironic meme here
@Gino: I agree. Those other players, like, try too hard.
I’d give you the “bravo” clap, but its way too much work.
/whatever, comments, etc
//nap time anyway.
This whole thing smacks of effort.
It appears shaving has become too much work as well (from more recent photos). Well, either that or he’s a big fan of Kimbo Slice.
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, Randy, you miserable piece of shit!
/Sobchaked
//Ah, fuck it dude… let’s go bowling.
[sarcastic comment]
/what, you expect me to read through the comments to see if someone else already made that same joke?
Rndy Mss ws frstrtng t wtch ystrdy.
/Ddn’t fl lke ddng th vwls
//s y a vwl, aywy?
//Fck it
I think he’s still tired from running that failed 60 yard bomb in the SB against the Giants. He’s taking a 24-48 month break from anything exhausting.
The half-loaded image was inspired… never seen that gag before.
/ actually waited a few seconds for the pic to finish loading
http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/12/randy-moss-headline-goes-here.html
How lazy is Randy? That second pic is actually an animated .gif
OUAH LAZY DAHKIES AH BETTAH THAN ANY OTHAH LAZY DAHKIES! NO ONE DENIES THIS! LUCKILY WE HAVE WELLLKAAAAAAAAAAH TO LEAD US TOWAHDS VICTOAHY!
i want sexy friday too lazy to do google image search or pull up spank bank or use any kind of punctuation oh well will just jerk off to someone’s avatar oh fuck now too lazy to stroke my own cock
I’m just going to be the one that says
/gives up on post
You know what I think that Randy Moss should do in the offseason? Bong Hits. Because he’s just too animated.
Remember when he had that commercial with Jason Williams with the theme song to “Dukes of Hazzard” playing?
Those were the days.
Just a lazy, dog-dangling afternoon
This is a horrible time for Randy Moss to start tanking. Fantasy football owners everywhere are relying on him.
Did anybody else refresh the page? Nah, neither did I. Seemed like too much work.
This reminds me of a joke I once heard.
[door stays shut]
Christ, I have to read all those words? Can’t you guys just do the whole blog on Twitter?
jokes are nice and all, but I actually wonder just how good Moss might be/have been if he tried every down. I guess thats just the difference between him and a dude like Jerry Rice. Well, that and jerry’s freakishly large hands.
Something about Welkah being gritty and Moss being a dahkie or whatever…I dunno, y’all can fill in the rest.
I laughed at this, but not out loud.
buy my juice, or whatever man, don’t…like I give a shit
Fuck Randy’s so lazy he can’t even shave, at least Jamarcus pays someone to shave for him.
Man, whatever.
randy moss is catching up to jay cutler in leading the league in whatevers.
great post, ape.
Nice photoshop on that first picture. Like he’d actually reach for the ball. Good one, Ape.
OW-UH DAHHKIES AH LAZIAH THAN YO-AH DAHHKIES
I was going to eat my breakfast, but that is too much work. Thankfully, Smithers here will chew it for me and spit it into my mouth.
Cutlersulker says “Whatever. He can blog however he wants. I don’t care.”
@ flubby, Otto
I’d give you guys +1′s, but that’s kinda a lotta work on my part. Can you guys come pick em up or something?
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this was going to be a comment about just watching wes welker play making randy tired but whatever, fuck it.
/actually I think he’s hurt
//this post was still funny
one thing i hated about this post was…fuck it. nevermind.
Top shelf there Otto Man.
He was just tired from trying to figure out who pissed on his rug.
the guy used the shift key and punctuation what more do you want
Looks like Ocho Uno has been hitting the devil’s lettuce in that first photo.
Or, um, portion thereof.
Randy Moss can’t understand this whole Tiger situation. Keeping track of that many bitches just sounds TIRING, man.
well played, sir. well played indeed.
/catchy reference
//moss’d
Is this the Straight Cash Homey’s way of “shaking [his] dick” at us?
Joe Buck thinks that was a disgusting act.
[/lazy joke]
Where’s tag 4 you lazy bum?
Oh, fuck it.
[sarcastic comment]
wow. well done.