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Flight of the Conchords reference? Unexpected and excellent. And Deflated Bear sets a new standard for Cutler to aspire to.
Apparently I need special KSK glasses to see the FOTC picture.
A little bit of Pink Floyd in there. Nice!
Boom goes the Sexy Friday.
Eli: “You got a pretty mouth”
Appreciate the Flight of the Conchords reference. THESE GUYS, Jaws, are go getters!
It’s not playing dead, it’s playing Cutler.
You know, everyone busts on Rodgers for being the NFL’s goth QB, but in my opinion Cutler is even worse with his constant woe-is-me attitude. And at least Rodgers is putting up good numbers. And, you know, doesn’t open other people’s mail.
They’re just dimming the lights at Cowboys stadium to make for a better love-making mood in the restrooms.
The deflated bear is a perfect representation of Bears fans this season. Brilliant.
That top one almost eases the pain of the news of FOTC’s cancellation. Almost.
These glasses, they really bring out the 3rd dimension.
Dr. Geek is pushing Blu Blockers at Cowboys Stadium now.
Anyone else think that DeSean Jackson is quickly becoming one of the most obnoxious players in the league?
I hate the fucking Giants, but I was still hoping that someone would knock that asswipe out on Sunday night.
Anyone who jogs backwards into the endzone is a douche of epic proportions. Especially when it’s someone who should know better than to fool around at all when he gets near the goal line. I was hoping he’d drop the ball at the one just for old time’s sake.
Jesus Christ, Shockey is gross.
/silently mourns the passing of another SF
I’m not quite sure what all the fuss is about Jackson doing that dance in the endzone the other night. I’d agree, the backpedal wasn’t the most sportsmanlike move I’ve ever seen but it’s not often a guy scores with no one within 30 yards of him either. Is there something I missed that makes this any different than every other guy that does stupid cocky shit? Troy Smith was even worse, and he did it when the score was 48-3.
Desean Jackson is awesome. Who doesn’t like front flips and taunting and dropping the ball before crossing the goal line? I’d rather have one Desean Jackson than ten stiffs like Dallas Clark.
/Was taking notes during The U
Shit, anybody that fast can do whatever the hell he wants. You don’t want him to dance? Don’t give him single coverage or let him score 60-yard TDs.
Convenient that Megatron starts trying more now that my fantasy team is toast. Guess who’ll still be drafting him next year??! /killme
Okay fine, I take back what I said. I’m the douche for complaining about the celebration.
Whatever. I don’t care.
//hatred of the Eagles heavily influenced my comment
///knows Eagles will still blow it in January thanks to McGobbles and the Big Red Retard
////not a Giants fan either
The U is not equal to the NFL. In the NFL, players get paid (above the table) and everyone is a professional athlete and is entitled to do whatever the hell they want. If they want to jog backwards in the endzone – fine. If teams don’t like it they can 1) double or triple cover him or 2) tackle his knees with a helmet. Either way you prevent the celebration and everyone knows where they stand.
Now if you do neither of the above, then you deserve to have DeSean Jackson score a TD then do “The Wop”, “Cabbage Patch”, “Running Man” or just simply jog backwards into the endzone like a retard. Hey, your D could have prevented it. Now look what had to happen.
/hates the Eagles
//D JAX is awesome
///he’s on my fantasy team
Not against celebrating backwards as he scores a TD.
Just aware that he’s gotta go line up in the next series and that DBs will be doing a bit of etiquette lessonin’ to a WR that shows them up like that.
What no pic of The Ben and Hines Wald in a pissing contest over who’s boo boo hurt more?
*blinks away a tear at the “I’ll miss you FotC” tag*
Yep I’m old. Got the Pink Floyd ref still haven’t got the FOTC ref.
Seems like some fucktackular fucktard here is ruining it for the rest of us, good job there cuntstain. If you don’t like, build a boat, and take it to fuckoffedy land.
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