The zebra is telling Zorn that NFL stands for Not For Long.
12.09.09 at 4:16 pm
LI Matt
Bengals Pimp Guy would have achieved perfect douchiness if he’d been holding a Coors Light. Bud Light is just a bit less douchey.
12.09.09 at 1:22 pm
Flab Treesports
That some kind of eastern thing?
12.09.09 at 1:17 pm
Slothrop
The sound quality on House of Punte would probably improve if you took the phone out of your pants when making a call, Josh.
12.09.09 at 1:02 pm
jackin'4beats
Simon Phoenix FTW.
12.09.09 at 12:55 pm
rant_casey
I think the Falcons fan in the second to last picture is a woman. No, really.
12.09.09 at 12:24 pm
Less Inflammatory Name
/Threadjack!
Isn’t it just wonderful that Roger Goodell chose to make up for the fact he has a small dick by fining Ochocinco ALMOST the same amount ($30k) for wearing a fucking sombrero after a touchdown as Flozell Adams ($50k) for both attacking Justin Tuck from behind AND thus starting a brawl on the sidelines.
You see, they’re both almost equal actions!
12.09.09 at 12:18 pm
marmatard
A Mexican Vikings fan eh? The next thing you’re going to tell me is that Santa Claus is real.
12.09.09 at 12:15 pm
Spum
I always pictured Simon Phoenix as more of a Raiders fan.
12.09.09 at 12:02 pm
miamidiesel
Obviously a guy who wins 60% of his games, won at least one playoff game seven times in nine years and has been to five NFCCG while routinely beating the Cowboys knows what he’s doing.
TB buddy, you must be a glass half-full person. Or completely fucking delusional. That’s the only way anyone could say that Andy Reid obviously knows what he’s doing.
12.09.09 at 11:57 am
Mike D
Don’t go to Club Supersexe when in Montreal…that’s where all the dumbass tourists go. Go to Chez Paree on Bishop street…and while you’re there, get me back the $8,000 I spent there my first year of university instead of paying tuition.
12.09.09 at 11:37 am
Tracer Bullet
It’s mostly good news. Obviously a guy who wins 60% of his games, won at least one playoff game seven times in nine years and has been to five NFCCG while routinely beating the Cowboys knows what he’s doing. That said, the things he does wrong today are mostly the things he’s always done wrong and that is utterly maddening. We’ll keep hoping that eventually the wheel turns his way and eventually they win a championship.
12.09.09 at 11:34 am
JimHalpertSmirk
I’m glad we now have visual proof braylon tries to catch with his eyes closed. fuck that guy
On Coach Haley’s team a missed read costs 50 push-ups.
Rex Ryan gives his team the option of this or five cock push-ups.
12.09.09 at 11:01 am
synapticmisfires
@Otto Man: I thought Joe Namath was a fan of the Jets, not the Seahawks.
12.09.09 at 10:59 am
Reggie Bush's Pimp
@ Cobra Commander: es Vikingos, not Vikings.
12.09.09 at 10:55 am
Vicious
@CobraCommander
jajajajajajajajaja
12.09.09 at 10:45 am
Sage Rosenpenis
[i]But seriously, I don’t know how Vikings fan do it. It would be disturbing, to say the least, to see a longtime division rival (that’s purely hated as much as Favre was, to boot!) play with the Phins.[/i]
Um, because we have a complete fuckstick for a head coach and would be going nowhere with out him. Secondly he left the Packers and landed with the Vikes and it just having him on the team for the season is worth all of the beer-gut-wrenching torture the Packer fans are going through.
Heh, suck it Green Bay!
12.09.09 at 10:40 am
CobraCommander
Me gusto mucho lo que hiciste con la foto del hincha de los Vikings.
Esos hijos de puta se merecen que nos burlemos de ellos.
: )
12.09.09 at 10:38 am
martinriggs
Awwww, did somebody not get enough of Mommy & Daddy’s attention when they were growing up?
/the last three clearly swallowed a lot of aggression….and a lot of pizzas!
12.09.09 at 10:37 am
Monkeypox Knife Fight
In Canada, it’s cracking. We crack the cheese.
/knows that was a terrible movie
/will watch anything with Stifler in it
12.09.09 at 10:30 am
Paroxysmic
These were exceptional this week.
12.09.09 at 10:27 am
Nathan Hale
“…and sometimes the gun slings you.”
Correction: In Soviet Russia, gun slings you.
12.09.09 at 10:20 am
Buck
Pussy tubin’ must’ve been at its’ peak up in Canadia…whores galore up there. Quick fantasy question for anyone that can help – Rothlessburger (@Clev Thurs) or Vince Young (STL)??? Any help would be appreciated.
12.09.09 at 9:59 am
Tracer Bullet
Yes, I’m aware. But Rex Ryan probably isn’t.
You don’t think the Ol’ Pussy Tuber has a highly detailed and constantly updated listing of every strip club in the Western Hemisphere? Shit, there’s a club in Guatamala where he’s worn ass-grooves into the couch. There’s not a stripper in North America that doesn’t have his handprints on her ass.
12.09.09 at 9:45 am
Charlie Sweatpants
@Bubby Brister’s Mop It wouldn’t surprise me if Snyder told Zorn that the Redskins are Starfleet.
12.09.09 at 9:41 am
Reggie Bush's Pimp
That Braylon FAIL pic should be released as his football card every year.
12.09.09 at 9:26 am
dougery
where the hell does the cord from that dude’s phone go? Do all seats at Paul Brown come with land lines?
12.09.09 at 9:24 am
markus
Yes it’s legal, however you must fart in both English & French
12.09.09 at 9:10 am
jmac the man
More important Canadia question: Is fartin’ legal?
12.09.09 at 9:00 am
Unsilent Majority
Supersex is in Montreal
Yes, I’m aware. But Rex Ryan probably isn’t.
12.09.09 at 8:56 am
markus
This is to share info & not to correct
Supersex is in Montreal
The Brass Rail or the Landing Strip is the place to go in Toronto. Or head an hour away down to Niagara Falls & hit the Sundowner. It’ll be worth it. Tag team dances at your table.
12.09.09 at 8:38 am
Sergio
Muy buen español, UM. But you should know by now americans only say things like “Lando Barono”. Haven’t you ever watched the Simpsons?
But seriously, I don’t know how Vikings fan do it. It would be disturbing, to say the least, to see a longtime division rival (that’s purely hated as much as Favre was, to boot!) play with the Phins.
/blocking 2000 out of my mind.
12.09.09 at 8:34 am
LaFarve's Next Drink
It would be really cool, if that cat could play the piano.
12.09.09 at 8:34 am
Lemoyne
I didn’t know Patton Oswalt and Kenan Thompson were friends.
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Is that a Big Lebowski reference I spot?
Aw damn lost my train of thought…
The zebra is telling Zorn that NFL stands for Not For Long.
Bengals Pimp Guy would have achieved perfect douchiness if he’d been holding a Coors Light. Bud Light is just a bit less douchey.
That some kind of eastern thing?
The sound quality on House of Punte would probably improve if you took the phone out of your pants when making a call, Josh.
Simon Phoenix FTW.
I think the Falcons fan in the second to last picture is a woman. No, really.
/Threadjack!
Isn’t it just wonderful that Roger Goodell chose to make up for the fact he has a small dick by fining Ochocinco ALMOST the same amount ($30k) for wearing a fucking sombrero after a touchdown as Flozell Adams ($50k) for both attacking Justin Tuck from behind AND thus starting a brawl on the sidelines.
You see, they’re both almost equal actions!
A Mexican Vikings fan eh? The next thing you’re going to tell me is that Santa Claus is real.
I always pictured Simon Phoenix as more of a Raiders fan.
Obviously a guy who wins 60% of his games, won at least one playoff game seven times in nine years and has been to five NFCCG while routinely beating the Cowboys knows what he’s doing.
TB buddy, you must be a glass half-full person. Or completely fucking delusional. That’s the only way anyone could say that Andy Reid obviously knows what he’s doing.
Don’t go to Club Supersexe when in Montreal…that’s where all the dumbass tourists go. Go to Chez Paree on Bishop street…and while you’re there, get me back the $8,000 I spent there my first year of university instead of paying tuition.
It’s mostly good news. Obviously a guy who wins 60% of his games, won at least one playoff game seven times in nine years and has been to five NFCCG while routinely beating the Cowboys knows what he’s doing. That said, the things he does wrong today are mostly the things he’s always done wrong and that is utterly maddening. We’ll keep hoping that eventually the wheel turns his way and eventually they win a championship.
I’m glad we now have visual proof braylon tries to catch with his eyes closed. fuck that guy
Good news Eagles fans? Eagles Sign Reid to 3 year Extension
On Coach Haley’s team a missed read costs 50 push-ups.
Rex Ryan gives his team the option of this or five cock push-ups.
@Otto Man: I thought Joe Namath was a fan of the Jets, not the Seahawks.
@ Cobra Commander: es Vikingos, not Vikings.
@CobraCommander
jajajajajajajajaja
[i]But seriously, I don’t know how Vikings fan do it. It would be disturbing, to say the least, to see a longtime division rival (that’s purely hated as much as Favre was, to boot!) play with the Phins.[/i]
Um, because we have a complete fuckstick for a head coach and would be going nowhere with out him. Secondly he left the Packers and landed with the Vikes and it just having him on the team for the season is worth all of the beer-gut-wrenching torture the Packer fans are going through.
Heh, suck it Green Bay!
Me gusto mucho lo que hiciste con la foto del hincha de los Vikings.
Esos hijos de puta se merecen que nos burlemos de ellos.
: )
Awwww, did somebody not get enough of Mommy & Daddy’s attention when they were growing up?
/the last three clearly swallowed a lot of aggression….and a lot of pizzas!
In Canada, it’s cracking. We crack the cheese.
/knows that was a terrible movie
/will watch anything with Stifler in it
These were exceptional this week.
“…and sometimes the gun slings you.”
Correction: In Soviet Russia, gun slings you.
Pussy tubin’ must’ve been at its’ peak up in Canadia…whores galore up there. Quick fantasy question for anyone that can help – Rothlessburger (@Clev Thurs) or Vince Young (STL)??? Any help would be appreciated.
Yes, I’m aware. But Rex Ryan probably isn’t.
You don’t think the Ol’ Pussy Tuber has a highly detailed and constantly updated listing of every strip club in the Western Hemisphere? Shit, there’s a club in Guatamala where he’s worn ass-grooves into the couch. There’s not a stripper in North America that doesn’t have his handprints on her ass.
@Bubby Brister’s Mop It wouldn’t surprise me if Snyder told Zorn that the Redskins are Starfleet.
That Braylon FAIL pic should be released as his football card every year.
where the hell does the cord from that dude’s phone go? Do all seats at Paul Brown come with land lines?
Yes it’s legal, however you must fart in both English & French
More important Canadia question: Is fartin’ legal?
Supersex is in Montreal
Yes, I’m aware. But Rex Ryan probably isn’t.
This is to share info & not to correct
Supersex is in Montreal
The Brass Rail or the Landing Strip is the place to go in Toronto. Or head an hour away down to Niagara Falls & hit the Sundowner. It’ll be worth it. Tag team dances at your table.
Muy buen español, UM. But you should know by now americans only say things like “Lando Barono”. Haven’t you ever watched the Simpsons?
But seriously, I don’t know how Vikings fan do it. It would be disturbing, to say the least, to see a longtime division rival (that’s purely hated as much as Favre was, to boot!) play with the Phins.
/blocking 2000 out of my mind.
It would be really cool, if that cat could play the piano.
I didn’t know Patton Oswalt and Kenan Thompson were friends.
When did Jim Zorn join Starfleet?
http://www.shadowdalecreations.com/star-trek_voyager_2.jpg
Wait so does that mean were now gonna hav a Beeker in Arizona meem?
That last guy looks like a cousin of the Seattle Seapimp.