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12.02.09
LOLNFL: Week 12

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Photoshop courtesy of the esteemed Mr. Ufford.

I BLUE

OH AY

BIRTHMARK

blow me

CHEERLEADER

EARS

FORNICATOR

JAGER

NAIL

ROCK PAPER

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44 Responses to “LOLNFL: Week 12”

  1. Zero Charisma says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 8:40 am

    Is there anything more miserable than depressed New York sports fans? Thankfully, I still have the Yankees.

    /knew the jets were gonna suck
    //but seriously, fuck the giants

  2. Otto Man says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:14 am

    The Saints-Whistle dude really doesn’t understand this “tweeting” fad everyone’s talking about.

  3. MaineAsshole says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:16 am

    Seriously, Arthur Blank, what the fuck? You tell your cheerleaders to cover up under some puritanical code? The fact that your team won despite having Chris Redman as quarterback shows that there are no football gods despite what TMQ insists.

  4. Otto Man says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:17 am

    Also, I believe the correct Latin motto on the Marmalard commemorative coin should be:

    “VOS POSTULO SCISCITOR QUUUUIIIIIIIIIIISPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!”

  5. Tracer Bullet says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:23 am

    Is there anything more hysterical than depressed New York sports fans?

    FTFY

  6. jackin'4beats says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:26 am

    @Otto: You are out of control!

    Now only if the Cowboys can make the Giants fans look that depressed this weekend, we’ll be on to something.

  7. Samson says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 am

    Man, how pissed would you be if you were sitting behind ol’ whistle-head?

  8. Andy (steeler fan in peru) says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Last two was gold…

    Although honestly Brady Quinn’s arms looked more ripped than the other dudes… but yeah he’s still lame.

    And not a single Dennis dixon shot? I kept using the joke “we gotta sneak our dicks-in” whenever he would run the ball. We snuck our dixon to the endzone and still lost… But oh well..

  9. Jake be quick says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:41 am

    Why all the NY hatred?

    Oh well, we are a depressed bunch this year. The look on blue guy’s face says it all right now.

    /As Zero pointed out, we do have the Yanks win to keep us smiling
    //If they manage to beat Dallas Sunday and B-more can beat the Packers, Giants are right in the division and wildcard
    ///They’d lose first round no matter who they play

  10. Slothrop says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:48 am

    He shaved his pits and painted his nips white? Someone’s ready for the Fire Island spin-off to ‘Jersey Shore.’

  11. Nate Newton's van says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:53 am

    Matt Ryan hurt his foot because the Falcon cheerleaders were overdressed. Greggg Easterbrook says the football gods are not to be fucked with like that.

  12. your team sucks says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:57 am

    *Why all the NY hatred?*

    */As Zero pointed out, we do have the Yanks win to keep us smiling*

    @Jake be quick
    You just answered your own question you smug piece of shit.

  13. Upstate Underdog says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:58 am

    Samson, well the guy behind whistle head is wearing a Red Sox hat so I don’t feel sorry for him. Btw, I’m pretty sure there was another whistle head at the game.

  14. Mike D says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am

    cheerleaders should only be allowed tight tops and short skirts. I don’t care how cold it is out. I don’t care where you are. I’m not paying you between $15 – $50 a game to be comfortable…

  15. StuScottBooyahs says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:15 am

    @Otto: +1

  16. Monkey Business says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am

    Peyton Manning plays Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Go Fuck Yourself. Guess which one he audibles to before the throw?

    Re: Falcons Cheerleaders; Agreed. If the total amount of fabric covering your cheerleaders can make a standard men’s dress shirt, they’re wearing too much.

    /exception if they’re only wearing a standard men’s dress shirt. That shit’s hot.
    //keeps seeing that Iron Man poster post, momentarily geeks out, and thinks “Iron Man is watching you masturbate.”

  17. Scram or we'll all be cooked! says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:18 am

    It looks like Quinn tore his perinium.

  18. Cutler's lover says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:18 am

    In a dome, dress like, applied to Lovie this weekend as well.

  19. Purple Jesus Diaries says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:18 am

    “Oh ay oh ay”. Just fist pumpin, like WHAT!

  20. Bill Cowher's Chiclets says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Just last season, the Saints 11-0 sign fan was wearing a paper bag on his head.

  21. Zero Charisma says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:39 am

    @ Bill Cowher’s Chiclets

    Two bagger, huh?

  22. Enrico Pallazzo says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 am

    That kid should be asking for a hotter mom, not Brady’s teeth.

  23. Chamomiles Davis says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:12 am

    I’m torn between wanting the Cowboys to lose and the Giants to get knocked further out of the wild card race.

    …Ah, fuck it. Guess I’ll just root for the meteor.

  24. dm72 says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Let’s see:

    1. A couple of fucking greaseballs from Bloomfield, could play better than the Giants. I’ll keep rooting for them as I always do, but they plain old suck this year.

    2. Mets fan. Enough said.

    3. Hey at least the Devils are in 1st place!!

  25. Jake be quick says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:24 am

    @your team sucks

    So, you wouldn’t be happy about a WS win? Enough that it would lessen the pain of a shitty football season?

    Go fuck yourself.

    Smug, huh? You’re just a douche. Name calling because someone is happy about their team winning? That’s fucking brilliant. Must be a Cowboys or Eagles fan.

  26. Skins says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:26 am

    I thought Peyton was giving the universal sign for “I’m gonna fist you, with a complimentary reach around!”

  27. The Gooch says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:27 am

    That first one is fucking golden. Good eye, Uff.

  28. Hef says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Shouldn’t it be AY OH, OH AY?

    /Tony Danza was like a father to me

  29. Unsilent Majority says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 am

    Hef- I wanted to go the Danza route, but their respective mouths told a different story.

  30. tgreenfield says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    Perhaps an attic shall that Giants fan seek…

  31. Skim172 says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Is that bare spot on the Blue Man’s left cheek from a single emo tear?

  32. dfs says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    “Is there anything more miserable than depressed New York sports fans? Thankfully, I still have the Yankees.”

    yeah, asshole. lions fans.

  33. jackin'4beats says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    but their respective mouths told a different story.

    WHOA WHOA WHOA, chill with the double entendres there brah…

  34. H Cuz says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    “In God We Float”

  35. Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    I swear to God, even when he’s just drinking water, Matt Leinart can still manage to look like the world’s biggest douche.

    From the look of that picture, I would have expected “Ahhhh! I just sharted” to be the caption for Brady Quinn.

  36. chaimy4life says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Quinn looks like his asshole hurts. And nice Easterbrooking on the cheerleader.

  37. ItsNotGayWhenUrOnTop says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    leinart’s face…classic

  38. DancingBaptist says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Ghost of Saddam Hussein says, ” Screw your rock, paper, scissors, I have ‘pen missle’ ”

    http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/one.html

  39. Living with Balls says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    There’s no excuse for that cheerleader being fully clothed.

  40. azula says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 7:46 am

    Scram or we’ll all be cooked! Says:
    December 2nd, 2009 at 10:18 am
    It looks like Quinn tore his perinium.

    was it his throwing perinium???

  41. fuckk u says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    is this all you freak-en do is make fun off professional athletes who make big bucks while you work in a shity office get paid 8 bucks an hour. remember one thing, you never going to be an athlete like them, your probably a freak-en fat ass bitch. dude your nothing ass hole you fucken hater. no life bitch

  42. Wilbur Hutchinson says:
    December 8th, 2009 at 12:34 am

    Peter Glickman’s “Have More Energy

  43. lose weight in a week says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    Very useful idea. I

  44. Pasquale Farrell says:
    July 6th, 2010 at 5:07 am

    Antunes@ymail.com

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