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Is there anything more miserable than depressed New York sports fans? Thankfully, I still have the Yankees.
/knew the jets were gonna suck
//but seriously, fuck the giants
The Saints-Whistle dude really doesn’t understand this “tweeting” fad everyone’s talking about.
Seriously, Arthur Blank, what the fuck? You tell your cheerleaders to cover up under some puritanical code? The fact that your team won despite having Chris Redman as quarterback shows that there are no football gods despite what TMQ insists.
Also, I believe the correct Latin motto on the Marmalard commemorative coin should be:
“VOS POSTULO SCISCITOR QUUUUIIIIIIIIIIISPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!”
Is there anything more hysterical than depressed New York sports fans?
@Otto: You are out of control!
Now only if the Cowboys can make the Giants fans look that depressed this weekend, we’ll be on to something.
Man, how pissed would you be if you were sitting behind ol’ whistle-head?
Last two was gold…
Although honestly Brady Quinn’s arms looked more ripped than the other dudes… but yeah he’s still lame.
And not a single Dennis dixon shot? I kept using the joke “we gotta sneak our dicks-in” whenever he would run the ball. We snuck our dixon to the endzone and still lost… But oh well..
Why all the NY hatred?
Oh well, we are a depressed bunch this year. The look on blue guy’s face says it all right now.
/As Zero pointed out, we do have the Yanks win to keep us smiling
//If they manage to beat Dallas Sunday and B-more can beat the Packers, Giants are right in the division and wildcard
///They’d lose first round no matter who they play
He shaved his pits and painted his nips white? Someone’s ready for the Fire Island spin-off to ‘Jersey Shore.’
Matt Ryan hurt his foot because the Falcon cheerleaders were overdressed. Greggg Easterbrook says the football gods are not to be fucked with like that.
*Why all the NY hatred?*
*/As Zero pointed out, we do have the Yanks win to keep us smiling*
@Jake be quick
You just answered your own question you smug piece of shit.
Samson, well the guy behind whistle head is wearing a Red Sox hat so I don’t feel sorry for him. Btw, I’m pretty sure there was another whistle head at the game.
cheerleaders should only be allowed tight tops and short skirts. I don’t care how cold it is out. I don’t care where you are. I’m not paying you between $15 – $50 a game to be comfortable…
Peyton Manning plays Rock, Paper, Scissors, and Go Fuck Yourself. Guess which one he audibles to before the throw?
Re: Falcons Cheerleaders; Agreed. If the total amount of fabric covering your cheerleaders can make a standard men’s dress shirt, they’re wearing too much.
/exception if they’re only wearing a standard men’s dress shirt. That shit’s hot.
//keeps seeing that Iron Man poster post, momentarily geeks out, and thinks “Iron Man is watching you masturbate.”
It looks like Quinn tore his perinium.
In a dome, dress like, applied to Lovie this weekend as well.
“Oh ay oh ay”. Just fist pumpin, like WHAT!
Just last season, the Saints 11-0 sign fan was wearing a paper bag on his head.
@ Bill Cowher’s Chiclets
Two bagger, huh?
That kid should be asking for a hotter mom, not Brady’s teeth.
I’m torn between wanting the Cowboys to lose and the Giants to get knocked further out of the wild card race.
…Ah, fuck it. Guess I’ll just root for the meteor.
1. A couple of fucking greaseballs from Bloomfield, could play better than the Giants. I’ll keep rooting for them as I always do, but they plain old suck this year.
2. Mets fan. Enough said.
3. Hey at least the Devils are in 1st place!!
@your team sucks
So, you wouldn’t be happy about a WS win? Enough that it would lessen the pain of a shitty football season?
Go fuck yourself.
Smug, huh? You’re just a douche. Name calling because someone is happy about their team winning? That’s fucking brilliant. Must be a Cowboys or Eagles fan.
I thought Peyton was giving the universal sign for “I’m gonna fist you, with a complimentary reach around!”
That first one is fucking golden. Good eye, Uff.
Shouldn’t it be AY OH, OH AY?
/Tony Danza was like a father to me
Hef- I wanted to go the Danza route, but their respective mouths told a different story.
Perhaps an attic shall that Giants fan seek…
Is that bare spot on the Blue Man’s left cheek from a single emo tear?
“Is there anything more miserable than depressed New York sports fans? Thankfully, I still have the Yankees.”
yeah, asshole. lions fans.
but their respective mouths told a different story.
WHOA WHOA WHOA, chill with the double entendres there brah…
“In God We Float”
I swear to God, even when he’s just drinking water, Matt Leinart can still manage to look like the world’s biggest douche.
From the look of that picture, I would have expected “Ahhhh! I just sharted” to be the caption for Brady Quinn.
Quinn looks like his asshole hurts. And nice Easterbrooking on the cheerleader.
Ghost of Saddam Hussein says, ” Screw your rock, paper, scissors, I have ‘pen missle’ ”
There’s no excuse for that cheerleader being fully clothed.
Scram or we’ll all be cooked! Says:
December 2nd, 2009 at 10:18 am
It looks like Quinn tore his perinium.
was it his throwing perinium???
is this all you freak-en do is make fun off professional athletes who make big bucks while you work in a shity office get paid 8 bucks an hour. remember one thing, you never going to be an athlete like them, your probably a freak-en fat ass bitch. dude your nothing ass hole you fucken hater. no life bitch
Peter Glickman’s “Have More Energy
Very useful idea. I
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