Ben Roethlisberger: HINES!
ME NOT SAYING HI TO YOU TODAY BECAUSE YOU MADE MUD OF THE BEN’S NAME! ME AFRAID TO SHOW FACE BECAUSE ME KNOW PEOPLE THINK “THERE GO BIG MUD! HINES SAY SO!” YOU GO ON TV AND TELL SPORTS MIDGET THAT THE BEN IS NAMBY PAMBY MAN FOR MISSING GAME AGAINST DRUGTOWN?
THE BEN HAS PLAYED WITH OWIES IN EVERY SPOT YOU CAN HAVE OWIES!
OTHER ARM OWIES
AND SOME OTHER OWIES
BUT NOW YOU SAID BAD THINGS AND MADE THE BEN LOOK WEAK! HOW SUPPOSED TO BE FEARLESS LEADER WHEN TEAMMATES THINK THE BEN HIDING LIKE WHEN YOU GET RED SCREEN IN CALL OF DUTY AND HAVE TO HIDE FOR 5 SECONDS UNTIL YOUR BULLET WOUNDS HEAL LIKE MAGIC! DRUGTOWN FANS EVEN SAY THE BEN IS A DRAMA QUEEN!
[Strikes heroic pose]
THE BENNNNN IS NOOOOOOO DRAAAAMMMMMAAAAAA QUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
ME THINK MAYBE ME NEED NEW RECEIVER FRIEND. MIKE WALLACE GOTS THE COOL MOHAWK! MAYBE HE WANT TO PAL AROUND AND SHARE CHOCO TACO!
Hines Ward: I so solly.
I am knowing that I owe foll you big aporogy.
Was so flustlated when I heal on Satulday that you no be praying against Bartimole. Big game come the next day and all sudden we have Kolderr Stewalt Juniol as qualtelback. Foll many yeals had to pray with Kolderr. Not want go back to that.
So not bloadcaster know Hines upset and ask for intelview. He work sympathies because he is not tarr rike me.
Get me to say thing I leglet now. I was no mean them! So much flustlation because I hate the Latbilds! So fun when get to knock Ed Leed on glound. He tly to tacker me Sunday and I push him 10 yald. I win wheer ballow lace with Ed Leed!
I am hope you accept aporogy and we move on to pray Laidels. Save season 100 pelcent!
Ben Roethlisberger: UHHHHHHH SORRY THE BEN BLACKED OUT FOR A SECOND
Hines Ward: Pussy.
I want more like this!
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