This Youtube video was sent to us by readers and appeared on Deadspin as well as a couple other sites. Nonetheless, I was compelled to pore over it frame by frame to share this goldmine of comedy with you, the loyal reader. Enjoy….
0:03 – He made a bet with his Facebook friends that if the Saints beat the Redskins they could shoot out his television. Two immediate problems spring to mind 1) That’s not a bet—a bet is where both sides have something at stake. And 2) has this guy actually seen the Redskins play this year?
0:18 – “Well, that’s a bet.” No it’s not, weren’t you paying attention to what I just said.
0:22 — From the field journals of anthropologist Margaret Mead: “The denizens of this region communicate solely through a series of short hooting sounds. Their self-destructive behavior indicates their water supply has been tainted by industrial solvents from the nearby foundry.”
0:26 – At first I thought he said these were his Facebook friends, but what he really said was “Faye S. Book” friends. He’s the local taxidermist/mortuary/bait-shop/OBGYN– they all hang out at his place after work. Easy mistake to make.
0:37 – Pick up truck arrives, this can mean only one thing—MORE GOOD OL’ BOYS.
0:40 – “DEY COMIN’ OUTTA THE WOODWORKS!” This is not a euphemism. They just finished their shift at the sawmill.
0:54 – Nice of the mayor to bring by the remnants of his twelve of the K.O.B.
0:56 – This Reggie Bush actually knows what to do in the shotgun formation. BA-ZING!!!
1:05 – Note we’ve never actually saw this television operating.
1:16 – IT’S NOT A BET!!!
1:19 – Holy shizz! What is that a .44 magnum? Someone’s compensating.
1:24 – Mo trucks, mo good ol’ boys.
1:47 – CAJUN STYLE FIRIN’ SQUAD!!!
1:49 – Coincidentally this is the last thing that residents of the 9th Ward ever saw when they attempted to cross the bridge into Gretna, Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina.
2:02 — WE KEELED IT!!! WE KEELED IT GOOD!!!
2:10 – Well, that was anticlimactic. If they were going to make a bet using a broken TV for a phony YouTube video, they could have at least rigged up some dynamite or something. Of course that might make their next fishing expedition slightly problematic.
2:22 – “IF YOU CAINT BEAT EM, JOIN EM” What in the blue hell are you talking about?
2:42 – Of course it went straight through it. They discontinued Kevlar television screens in the 1970s.
2:50 – Best line of the video: “Anybody else wanna put their TV against the Saints?”
2:54 – “That ain’t nothin’ compared to what I lost to the bookie?” What, your dignity? Your ass corona?
3:04 – “Fleur de lis,” French for “regrettable dome tat”.
3:27 – Christ, aren’t they bored with this yet? At least line up some empties and shoot at those.
3:57 – How does this guy’s head do more damage to the television than 6,219 rounds of live ammunition?
4:19 – That’s really going to hurt once the meth wears off.
4:24 – Billy Joe Tolliver is looking kinda rough, yall.
4:52 – His family is going to be mortified when they see this video. Not because of the drunken disregard for the well-being of himself and others, but because of his decision to wear jorts over top of his pajama bottoms.
5:01 – “And that’s for making me feel stupid with your fancy big-city jokes, Mister Jeff Dunham!”


5:04. I’m surprised it took over 5 minutes in the vid to get a shot of someone’s ass crack.
coffeetalk,
I grew up in Uptown and Lakeview and I’ve been to Slidell many times (folks retired in Eden Isles), though in truth, never too far off the highway, I guess, except for some skiing in Bayou Liberty; I’ve never heard a southern accent like that. Anyway, I damned sure know those guys aren’t from New Orleans.
Either way, I got nothing against Rednecks (sucks for them that they, joining the no longer solvent neo-Nazis and middle-aged English guys with facial hair, are one of the only remaining minorities which one can politically correctly revile in this day and age). Although I am honestly happy not to have been born a countryperson; more of a Blue State mentality, me (on the other hand, f*** Obama, liberals, and half of Republicans, for that matter).
Here is what I dont get:
He puts up this “bet” that if the saints lose, he will let his facebook friends blast his tv with guns. He then proclaims “it aint nuthin compared to what i lost to the bookie” You have to assume he is talking about the same game right? Which means he placed a wager on the saints, right?? Fuck
@ DrZin
I’m a Slidell, Louisiana native (30 miles from the city) and I surely do wish there weren’t people here who talked like that. Real shit. Not to mention the plethora of these Saintneck fans that considers black athletes “doing the only thing they are useful for” … I hate this state. So much.
Ah, Yes…the social networking site known as BookFace.
Nothing against Rednecks–generally damn fine people–but that’s not New Orleans and those are DEFINITELY not New Orleanians. There isn’t an accent like that within 100 mile radius of the city.
// bored stiff with urban fun
flubby, what is redneck fun? I’d like to have some! Urban fun is sipping lattes in your Sketchers and Gaps so it’s not fun at all. I’d rather shoot armadilos. Any other suggestions? I am not sarcastic, just looking to have fun!
Everyone in that video has to sign their name with an “X” but can recite the 2nd amendment word for word.
No fucking way.
You think those inbreds know the opening clause? “A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State…”?
They’d punch you in the ear if you tried to tell them the Second Amendment had anything to say about “regulations” and “big gubmint” and all that other faggotry.
Only in America………
Everyone in that video has to sign their name with an “X” but can recite the 2nd amendment word for word. A bet’s a bet!
//drinks maple syrup infused ice wine
They should shoot Shaun Suisham instead. Poor snowback putz.
They should shoot Shaun Suisham instead. Poor putz.
Can’t we just have the Guidos and Rednecks wipe each other off the face of the Earth? I’d pay for ringside seats to see that battle.
Until that day comes, you’re just going to have to rent the Patrick Swayze classic Next of Kin.
“1) That’s not a bet”
I think the smart money is one me!
- Levees
deadspin was hijacked by feminists sometime last year
women aren’t funny
god damn, do not want
Was that Scream of the Butterfly by Acid Bath at 2:10?
Eh, whatcha gonna do. Welcome to the south. I realize its fun to sit in the “ivory towers” of the city and poke fun but until youve had good redneck fun, dont judge. Believe me, I used to frown on them too until I partied with them. Thats some shit.
I realize its fun to sit in the “ivory towers” of the city and poke fun but until youve had good redneck fun, dont judge.
Dude, I’ve lived in Kentucky my whole life. No one’s had more redneck fun than me.
As a former bartender, deli employee, (WAWA) and bouncer (Jason’s)..The fuck happened to Belmar? This used to be a nice town. Remember when we all felt the cause!. Remember way out when we tried to get the hours in the Belmar bars changed to stay open until like 2:00 AM and shit! I’m fucking serious!!
Serious!
He used to cut my grass. And I made him a braunshweigger kartoffel salad.
Cocksucker owes me 30 bucks.
FUCKING HICKS. Dey be drankin frim di wrang still…
Can’t we just have the Guidos and Rednecks wipe each other off the face of the Earth? I’d pay for ringside seats to see that battle.
In the final moments, the t.v. was quoted as saying, “Damn that Sushi character, but it’s so delicious.”
Dey took rrr jerbs!!!!!!!
Isn’t there stuff in a tv that shouldn’t be bullet-spattered all over your lungs/yard–Eh whatever, stay golden Louisiana.
Excellent youtube-FJMing of that video.
I smell a new KSK Kharacter.
/ Those people frighten me
// No wonder the world hates Americans
+1 Kimbo
@Gino
Real. Questionable. Genes.
Thank you KSK. This has made my day. Next time anyone gives me shit about picking on red necks I have evidence. There are red necks and they are fair game to be made fun of.
Whoa whoa whoah. Waiiiiiiit just a minute…. there are Saints fans?
Is this a rejected Wranglers ad?
+1 Gino
Hunter S. Thompson would certainly have approved of the guns and the drinking and the gambling on football, but would deplore the obvious lack of TNT.
did no one else realize that the Fluer de Li guy jumped the snap and was definetaly offsides.
I think it’s pretty obvious that he made the remark at some point in the last two minutes of regulation, when there appeared to be a 0.0001% chance of New Orleans winning. He obviously didn’t make the bet before the game. He might be from Louisiana, but he’s not THAT retarded.
Drew Brees will happily donate his own TV to these Saints fans, just to see the joy on their faces in the next video.
Drew Brees thinks these guys are perfect Saints fans and appreciates their support.
The only thing I like more than guns or alcohol, is guns and alcohol.
This video is the best reason I have yet found to NOT have gun control.
i’m not calling for universal gun control.
but i think they should probably keep guns away from people who would “bet” a “tv” against a football team.
Btw isn’t that a residential neighborhood? What kind of neighbors must you have that the sound of gunfire as if you’re killing Sonny doesn’t even bring them out or prompt a frantic 911 phone call?
Umm, Louisianians?
That’s just it. Sound of gunfire attracts more ARMED Louisianians. It’s a mating call.
If I ever hear the phrase “who dat” again, I’m going to kill myself. I mean, really, shut the fuck up already. We get it after the first 5 times you say it.
Btw isn’t that a residential neighborhood? What kind of neighbors must you have that the sound of gunfire as if you’re killing Sonny doesn’t even bring them out or prompt a frantic 911 phone call?
Umm, Louisianians?
How does someone from Louisiana become a fan of the Redskins? Oh right, racists.
ive never been more proud of america than i am right now.
Ahhhh Louisiana rednecks. They couldn’t include even one “accidental” shooting of each other?
Alabama Rednecks > Louisiana Rednecks
/Loves the Saints and New Orleans more than Louisiana
[i]Is “Facebook” really that hard to say? Does he not realize that saying “FB” takes the same amount of syllables and about the same amount of time?[/i]
I hear that the cool kids are calling it “The Book” these days. But sometimes that confuses the mormons
Redskin fans on the internet? Obviously those KSK people were behind this.
BTW, that wasn’t a .44. That’s a Smith & Wesson 500. It’s bigger.
Of course my first thought was, “Dear God, I now share a bandwagon with these people.” But fuck it! They’re mostly harmless and more likely to hurt themselves than anyone else.
Btw isn’t that a residential neighborhood? What kind of neighbors must you have that the sound of gunfire as if you’re killing Sonny doesn’t even bring them out or prompt a frantic 911 phone call?
Tiger hit a tree and the neighbors were on the case! Here it’s Scarface and not a peep?
/afraid of North Louisiana rednecks
//equally afraid of South Louisiana coonasses
///better to hang with the New Orleans thugs
As a Saints fan, I find this hilarious. Somehow, I doubt these guys have ever even been to New Orleans.
damn, you’d think a bunch of illiterate, shit-kicking fucksticks like these fellas would be wearing nothing but Shockey jerseys. even THEY must realize he sucks.
Is “Facebook” really that hard to say? Does he not realize that saying “FB” takes the same amount of syllables and about the same amount of time?
I was afraid when you missed the jorts over pajamas the first time, but you got it at the end.
Judging by the amount of daylight and ability to round up the troops, I think this video was made on a weekday.
Life in a half way house looks fun.
He didn’t even get any points? He does realize the Saints were double-digit favorites, right?
/ guessing not
Clearly member’s of SAMCRO’s Bayou Chapter.
Pretty sure I heard an automatic in there. Someone might be having a visit from ATF soon…
How many DUIs were committed during the making of this video?
(Seriously, the bubba wearing the helmet hits better than Jason David ever did.)
It’s only cool to shoot your TV when it’s inside the house. And it’s REALLY cool to shoot your TV for the sole reason that Robert Goulet is on the screen.
Bud Heavies….love it
that went from kinda funny to terrifying awfully quick.
Somehow, I don’t think these guys voted for Obama.
the fleur-de-lis head tattoo is frightening.
Sadly, I know/am-related-by-marriage-to people like this.
/hangs head in shame at fellow Saints fans
/fuck it – 12-0!!
Seeing how those ‘tards probably can’t use a computer, I just assumed “FB friends” meant “fuck-buddy friends.”
Probably the case anyway, since they look like the cast from “Deliverance 2: The Next Generation.”