This Youtube video was sent to us by readers and appeared on Deadspin as well as a couple other sites. Nonetheless, I was compelled to pore over it frame by frame to share this goldmine of comedy with you, the loyal reader. Enjoy….

0:03 – He made a bet with his Facebook friends that if the Saints beat the Redskins they could shoot out his television. Two immediate problems spring to mind 1) That’s not a bet—a bet is where both sides have something at stake. And 2) has this guy actually seen the Redskins play this year?

0:18 – “Well, that’s a bet.” No it’s not, weren’t you paying attention to what I just said.

0:22 — From the field journals of anthropologist Margaret Mead: “The denizens of this region communicate solely through a series of short hooting sounds. Their self-destructive behavior indicates their water supply has been tainted by industrial solvents from the nearby foundry.”

0:26 – At first I thought he said these were his Facebook friends, but what he really said was “Faye S. Book” friends. He’s the local taxidermist/mortuary/bait-shop/OBGYN– they all hang out at his place after work. Easy mistake to make.

0:37 – Pick up truck arrives, this can mean only one thing—MORE GOOD OL’ BOYS.

0:40 – “DEY COMIN’ OUTTA THE WOODWORKS!” This is not a euphemism. They just finished their shift at the sawmill.

0:54 – Nice of the mayor to bring by the remnants of his twelve of the K.O.B.

0:56 – This Reggie Bush actually knows what to do in the shotgun formation. BA-ZING!!!

1:05 – Note we’ve never actually saw this television operating.

1:16 – IT’S NOT A BET!!!

1:19 – Holy shizz! What is that a .44 magnum? Someone’s compensating.

1:24 – Mo trucks, mo good ol’ boys.

1:47 – CAJUN STYLE FIRIN’ SQUAD!!!

1:49 – Coincidentally this is the last thing that residents of the 9th Ward ever saw when they attempted to cross the bridge into Gretna, Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina.

2:02 — WE KEELED IT!!! WE KEELED IT GOOD!!!

2:10 – Well, that was anticlimactic. If they were going to make a bet using a broken TV for a phony YouTube video, they could have at least rigged up some dynamite or something. Of course that might make their next fishing expedition slightly problematic.

2:22 – “IF YOU CAINT BEAT EM, JOIN EM” What in the blue hell are you talking about?

2:42 – Of course it went straight through it. They discontinued Kevlar television screens in the 1970s.

2:50 – Best line of the video: “Anybody else wanna put their TV against the Saints?”

2:54 – “That ain’t nothin’ compared to what I lost to the bookie?” What, your dignity? Your ass corona?

3:04 – “Fleur de lis,” French for “regrettable dome tat”.

3:27 – Christ, aren’t they bored with this yet? At least line up some empties and shoot at those.

3:57 – How does this guy’s head do more damage to the television than 6,219 rounds of live ammunition?

4:19 – That’s really going to hurt once the meth wears off.

4:24 – Billy Joe Tolliver is looking kinda rough, yall.

4:52 – His family is going to be mortified when they see this video. Not because of the drunken disregard for the well-being of himself and others, but because of his decision to wear jorts over top of his pajama bottoms.

5:01 – “And that’s for making me feel stupid with your fancy big-city jokes, Mister Jeff Dunham!”