Part African warrior, part unstoppable cosmic terror, Zulu Cthulhu gon’ ruin your day.
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Part African warrior, part unstoppable cosmic terror, Zulu Cthulhu gon’ ruin your day.
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I really like the Avatar 3D film, especially the story line, not only it brings a totally new sensation however eye opening thoughts of humanity. I heard the New Avatar 2 is comming soon, can’t wait to watch it again…!
trying too hard. Zombie Bob sounds better because he is fast like the new school zombies and he looks like bob marley.
Farce Tazfuk would be great
he always twitches like he has ants in his ears,so,his name is Ear Bug…..
“The Coloured out of Space”
Aren’t there Arkham Argonauts in the CFL?
@Knox: if being pretentious is not advocating ignorance, then, yes, I am hugely pretentious. Ya fucking douche.
FAIL
@ Slothrop: “I’ll take ‘Why quoting Vonnegut on a football blog is pretentious’ for $1,000, Alex”
Cop Speed isn’t great, but its a lot better than a fictional character from an 80+ year old book none of us have ever read, and whose name none of us can pronounce.
Why don’t you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut. Take a flying fuck at the moooooooooon.
ahaha….WIN
please don’t post that picture with the all-eyes-Lazerface picture though…I’d like to sleep this month…
Somehow I ended up with Zulu Cthulu and Cool Brees with the 10 and 11 picks in this year’s fantasy draft. epic win.
KFC-J
Or if you’re really hell bent on the Zulu Cthulu mold, why not just go for Tutsi Charybdis?
HB Floss
Nitrous Coxide
Q: What the hell is a Cthulhu? A: The kind of nickname Dennis Miller would come up with just to show us all how much more he knows about a topic none of us care to know about in the first place.
Cop Speed isn’t great, but its a lot better than a fictional character from an 80+ year old book none of us have ever read, and whose name none of us can pronounce.
/can’t believe there’s no love for “Teal Tequila”
//ok, can believe it.
Cop Speed, Rundingo, and if you must use the Lovecraft name, Shaka Cthulu makes more sense.
A blackening wall of mummified foreskin peeled away from the moss-encrusted girders. There was only one path. And along that path lie madness. Worlds within worlds collide. Anti-matter refutes matter. Logic refutes logic. Black death licks my pale skin. It is upon this revelation, this broadening of my nether regions that I come upon the name…
Kraft American Singles.
I will use it to name my band, verily. Kraft has become us.
/Closes sheet of blotter.
//Takes two tries, it’s a big sheet of blotter.
Seriously, “Cop Speed” FTW
Zulu Cthulu is retarded..
Cop Speed imo.
So what does that make Kenny Britt?
I’m still calling him Cop Speed. Dumb nickname
A shortening to Zuthulhu [zoo-thoo-loo] might be in order, because Zulu Cthulhu is not rolling off the tongue.
Hmmm…Zulu, eh? Is it ‘cos I’s black?
/Ali G’d
Rundingo demands a recount. Nothing else comes close that.
Will we be penalized for failing to spell ‘Zulu Cthulhu!’ correctly the next time the Titans are on Monday Night Blogkakke? If so, I’m going to need a clever mnemonic device…
awesome nickname and photoshop
Zulu Cthulhu is definitely the best name. Cop speed was good, but not quite in the same league.
Boooo.
Cop Speed was way better
First instinct is often the correct one: Cop Speed.
Also, Lovecraft had a cat named “Nigger-Man.”
Shouldn’t he have called it N–ger-Cat?
Zulu Koo Tu Loo
Run Over Some Cock Tasters
Zulu Koo Tu Loo
Does this mean we have to do the Zulu Dance when he scores a TD?
/Sulu’d
Gino, does that mean he studies exclusively from the Necronomican ?
fuck yeah, chris johnson has ruined my day twice this season. both of the times that i played some retard ex a&m guy in my fantasy league cj has gone off. fuck him. fuck him hardcore.
Copspeed, You Black Runningback?
racist fail
From wiki:
“Johnson split carries with RB LenDale White for the duration of the 2008 season. White finished the 2008 season with 773 yards on 200 carries for a 3.9 ypc and 15 rushing touchdowns. They nicknamed this RB tandem “Smash and Dash.” Smash refered to White due to his power, and Dash refered to Johnson due to his unusual quickness and speed. Entering in to the 2009 season; however, Johnson dismissed the nickname of “Smash and Dash” and named himself “Every Coach’s Dream.”"
Also:
” Johnson earned the nickname “Cop Speed”in 2009 because of his incredible sub 4.4 40 yard dash speed, and Gus Johnson’s infamous “He’s got ‘getting away from the cops speed” comment during the November 1st game between the Titans and Jaguars.”
Let’s just stick with Copspeed.
@Zero Charisma: +1 for invoking Lovecraft’s beloved negative-imperative phrasing. Zulu Cthulu had on Sunday an 85 yard touchdown run WHICH I MUST NOT DESCRIBE.
I heard he pledged Yog-Sthoth at Miskatonic University. And his Major was The Cyclopean Geometry of the Elder Ones. That and African-American Studies.
I thought I was the only sports blogger making Cthulhu jokes?!?!?
This makes his offensive line the Fish Faced Men?
/cranks Metallica
suck
I’m gonna call him Copspeed Johnson. I don’t even know how to pronounce that second word. Is it just “Chulu” with a stupid silent “T”? Dumb.
no arguments. the photoshop really pulled it all together.
meh.
Meh. I liked Predator better.
Also, Lovecraft had a cat named “Nigger-Man.”
Just thought I’d point that out.
” the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from his tomb to revive His subjects and resume his rule of earth….Then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom.”
That sounds like Titans fans alright.
this is ok but really cop speed was the best. or maybe suga toof or suga toof toof
Does this make Jeff Fisher his August Derleth?
I guess I was the only one that liked “Rundingo”
LenWhale! No,no,no…Fat Blue Grouper!!!!!111!!!1
Wait…what?
Powerthirst Johnson :(
Tyrone Biggums?
Many different pronunciations are acceptable for Cthulhu. Kloo-loo, Ku-too-loo, Thulu…the list goes on.
Zulu Cthulhu Fthagn!
Once I get used to pronouncing the Cthulu part, I’ll like it, as it’s catchy.
I still liked Black Zeus or ghetto Zeus, or Blue Cronus better.
CJ’s aka ZC head looks like some hardcore tentacle porn.
He’s going to be in Avatar, right?
Damn, that was gonna be my next one. I was that close to internet stardom.
Just awesome. I applaud you, good sirs.
Solid, but I lik0de Dashville Hennessy better.
@Chicago CP
I know, I can’t believe they’re hating on the Cthulhu and his fellow Vhoorlians.
Nuts. And I thought I had just come up with a really good one: Jailbreak.
Cthulu has nothing on Crom.
/Howard>Lovecraft
FAIL
this i overtly racist
love it, still needs a gold grill though
Does that make VY Azathoth?
/put down your crack pipes and google blind idiot god, poorly read mouth breathers.
I don’t TomSellecksMustache’s suggestion to be forgotten. I second the vote that LenDale should now be referred to as Lovecraft. Superb!
Bud Adams is the “Elder Thing”.
Fisher is Lovecraft.
LenDale is Nyarlathotep, aka “The Crawling Chaos”
So ZC’s kids will be star-spawn?
Win.
In the spirit of Gus, I would’ve gone with “Black OJ”.
i think it’s only fitting that LenDale now be referred to as Lovecraft.
Fair enough. Now how do we get Gruden to say it three times?
is it too late to nominate porsche monkey?
/lil’ bit racist
The R’yleh Titans have a great RB.
From now on, all Tennesse Titans game film will have to be checked out of the library from Miskatonic University.
Well good thing is he has tactics the British haven’t seen before so hes’s got that going for him, unfortunately, they will figure him out and take him over in a few years or so.
But then he will just eat them, so win-win I guess.
Arcane horror/sci-fi angle acceptable because it rhymes. Catchy.
Metallica has a song called The Call of Ktulu on Ride the Lightning, so that’s cool. However, Lovecraft was a racist from Providence, RI. If he were alive today he would no doubt be a Red Sox and Pats fan.
So, when do we get the Zalgo/Zulu Cthulu photoshops?
How you pronounce that?
If my reading of Wikipedia is right, it’s “ka-thoo-loo.”
How you pronounce that?
Can’t you just dumb down the meaning of his nickname for the masses like TWWL? That would be great. Still loves Cop Speed, The Human Tornado and Whiplash Johnson.
/who gets the prize?
//KAY BYEEEEEEE
Long live the “Old Ones”
Wait. We have to READ in order to get the jokes now?
This would never have happened when Chris Berman was in charge of nicknames…
SHOULD HAVE BEEN PEYTON!
Even defensive riflemen stand little chance against Zulu Chtulhu.
It’s Ry’leh not that bad.
weak. bye bye ksk
It should have been Blumpkinfarts
It’s said that Defensive Coordinators who merely gaze upon a few seconds of game footage with Zulu Cthulu immediately drop to the floor and die of massive body spazams… if they are lucky.
Two thumbs up!
Shaka Chtulu sounds better, but Zulu Chtulu works.
THE RUNNING BACK THAT SHOULD NOT BE
Atomic Johnson!
Or I do my Epic Fail CutlerFucker Pouty Face!
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.
/Seriously though, good choice.