This clip is all over the Innerwebs today, not to mention that there’s a better than decent chance you caught it last night during the broadcast but we’d be remiss to piggyback on the fun of Steve Smith giving the best postgame interview of the season. “This is why I feed my family. This is why I grew up on the B” becomes my new default non-sequitur in any conversation. Steve, you might have killed my fantasy team early in the season but after this you can punch all the babies you want free of consequence. [SB Nation via Sporting Blog]
C’mon, 49ers fans! Quit being pussies. The Iggles fans just want to challenge you to a friendly game of 4,000 against 3 snowball bombardment. Where’s a D.C. cop when you need one? [Deadspin]
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The best part about living in philly is watching the eagles get hyped like a wwf summerslam before failing miserably.
Philly residents are not stylish? Why, I happen to think “Stone Cold 3:16″ t-shirts are haute couture actually
I think my favorite “Grudenism” from last night was this gem:
Eli Manning and Steve Smith – I call them the New York Football Giants.
After a routine 10 yard catch by Steve Smith early in the first quarter.
Snow removal in Philly is Meh!
^
Oops…nevermind. “On the B” it is.
Full video of interview:
http://crazymotion.net/steve-smith-wr-calls-out-benny-sapp-db-on-snf/wMMtsjCchNv4jAy.html
/don’t know HTML code
Pretty sure Smith said “This is why I grew up on the field” (can’t find video, but that’s what I heard, and I re-watched it several times when it happened). He will punch your baby if you misquote him again, and probably even if you don’t.
Were those 49er fans immune to snowballs?! I would’ve bailed LONG before the 400th one hurled at me, and immediately after the 1st. Although I’m not tough enough to even go to a Philly game wearing an opposing team’s jersey, much less survive an onslaught of snowballs (most likely with batteries inside of them).
“Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the “America’s Favorite Cities” survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.”
Ahhh, Philly.
I now have to find a way to add “I had to establish the rules and regulations of the game, which were 89″ into a conversation.
That was awesome!
in the MNF game i went to at fedex fortress in october, the eagles only won by 10 and i thought that was the low point of the season for washington. i guess not. this is even worse than “patriots 52, redskins 7″ since at least the pats had a better record than 7-6 when that romp happened.
/glad im not a skins fan
//laron landry, shoo-in for least of the week?
Phew. Dodged a bullet there. Now I can start stressing about the title game.
Over/Under 3 interceptions for Cutler vs Vikings next week.
Gruden needs to stay away from the gameday buffet and get on a friggin treadmill. Shut up fatty and call the game.
The Giants should build up a bigger lead before they put in David Carr.
Why are you passing on 2nd and 7? Two runs, burn the clock. Especially with Jacobs riding the pine.
@Obit: Clausen is going to St. Louis to get killed
just run the ball every down and end this shit.
From your lips to Sherm’s ears.
Nice decision to advertise “The Book of Eli” during this game.
I feel sorry for Zorn. His coaches, players, management and owner are all fucking him. Instead of drafting receivers and giving millions of dollars to overrated DL they should give Campbell an offensive line. But, these are the redskins, so say hello to Jimmy Clausen getting killed back there next year!
Why is Campbell still playing? You’re not going to have a miracle comeback Zorn, so just run the ball every down and end this shit.
@Gino: Boxing is a sport, you know…
/trying to be a smartass
//realizes boxing has been dead for a while now
Thomas looks like Mac from “Always Sunny”
It’s not Jason Campbell’s fault. Hes’s a victim.
Ugh, snowflake, sorry to hear that.
But seriously, when you’ve angered mild-mannered Mike Tirico, you know you fucked up the call.
SPORTS FIGHTS RANKINGS:
1. Hockey- Awesome 1-on-1 brawl
2. Baseball- Kinda good, benches clear, a lot of guys standing around
3. Football- Ogres throwing ineffective blows at oppenents in armor
4. Basketball- Athletes turning into spazzes throwing spazzy windmill punches
@ Otto man
Could be worse: at halftime I needed less than one point to win my game. My only player was Hakeem Nicks.
DeAngelo Hall getting burned for a TD? No way.
Jacobs should’ve gotten flagged.
/Giants fan
Fuck yes, a fight. Also, no flag on Jacobs? The fuck?
Oh pleasepleaseplease get ejected.
NOW we’ve got something!
The Skins don’t need extra points, they’re tough.
Up against Brandon Jacobs and Fred Davis in fantasy, steadily losing my lead. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck.
Zorn never would have called that play.
Apropos of nothing:
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Bruce Allen has scotch in that coffee mug.
That pick-6 reminded me of Joe Theismann’s in Super Bowl XVIII.
Where have these Giants been hiding?
Oh wait, they’re playing the Redskins.
I feel bad for the Skins.
This team is worse than the Raiders.
Shouldn’t Merril Hoge be doing these NFL head injury ads?
ZORN, ZORN, ZORN!
Gruden is an asshole to Walt Coleman. And I’m loving it.
Line of the night “when you make mistakes against a Tom Coughlin coached or an Eli Manning…quarterback…football team…you’re in trouble!” Guess who said it.
We’re playing for errr jeerrrbs cooooch.
Gruden looks like he’s the one who ran to the locker room and pulled his pants down.
Magic Johnson should’ve worn a helmet during his playing days.
At this very moment, Zorn is giving one hell of a halftime speech.
Kobe Bryant defines the Hershey Highway.
Jon Gruden thinks THESE GIANTS define FOOTBALL in the National FOOTBALL League
Jim Zorn, ladies and gentlemen
The only thing that sucks about this shit showing is that it came 1 week too early.
Boomer says Bolts-Bengals “involved more than just football”. Would a Bengals win have brought Chris Henry back to life or something?
Paging Sonny Jurgenson…Sonny Jurgenson to the green room please.
I haven’t seen a mailed in appearance like this since Marlon Brando showed up in The Freshman.
This has been on the front page of CBS Sports for about an hour
http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/football/nfl/img12691870.jpg
Begin the thawing of Heath Shuler!
What is the blue fucking hell was that play?
Zorn should just keep heading to the parking lot.
What in the living hell was that play call?
“The swinging gay”, Gruden?
damnit
*reading
The Redskin offensive line must hate their QB’s. Either that or they are all eading Flozell’s new book: Pass Blocking 101.
Gus Frerotte is warming up somewhere, doing head-butt drills with some drywall.
Send in Jay Schroeder!
something something something DICK JOKE something THIS GUY
hey look Santana Moss apparently is not MIA
Shorter Santana Moss: “Fuck you, Gruden.”
Mmmm, Todd Collins. Now I’m thirsty.
By a National Football League football player from the New York Football Giants of New York.
Football!
ESPN foreshadowed this by showing the Theismann injury.
Jason Campbell has just ben killed. On the field. By a New York Football Giant football player from New York.
Seriously, the baseball Giants left New York fifty-two fucking years ago. You weren’t even alive then, Gruden, so there’s no excuse for employing the antiquated language.
Unless you’re going to start calling your car a “horseless carriage,” shut the fuck up.
You know, folks, with “refresh” any comment thread can be a live blog. You know, like this one.
Only a live blog could save this game. Is this the worst offense in the NFL?
remember when this site use to do liveblogs…… god it’s impossible to watch this game without making dick jokes to strangers