Flozell Adams: Still A Total Dick
12.07.09Flozell Adams should be expecting a call from the league office following his latest act of douchebaggery. The NFL’s dirtiest player took another cheap-shot at Justin Tuck, this time opting to go with the reverse attack rather than his standard leg sweep. This should mark Adams’ fourth fine of the year for dirty tactics, leaving us to wonder how long it will be before a defensive end finally cripples this asshole in retaliation.
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Flozell’s a douche who needs to be Theismanned, but dirtiest player? Not as long as Stabby Ray Lewis ain’t in jail, toots.
@Ghosts:
When did Ray Lewis stab a guy on the field? If we’re including off-field tactics, I think Leonard Little might enter into the mix as well.
Excellent choice as well. Manslaughter trumps a trip…or should. Hell, Flozell will get fined a grand and that will be it…
ill gladly go Bernard Pollard on him
//Then Philip Rivers went all “PHILIP RIVERS”
The fact that I am a huge Giants fan, and therefore avid hater of everything Cowboys, notwithstanding, this guy is absolutely one of the dirtiest players around. I am not one to wish bodily harm on anyone who hasn’t directly wronged me, my family, or friends, but this guy could rot in a ditch after being run over by an 18 wheeler and I truly believe the world would be a better place.
/Who names their kid “Flozell” anyway???
Jake, stop being so dramatic. It makes me want to light myself on fire.
Wasn’t Hines Ward voted as the dirtiest player in the league?
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FLozell is still an epic douche.
At ~37 seconds on the video you can clearly see Flozell is adding in the eye gouge as well.
Haynesworth vs Adams would be a fun fight to watch I think. Or maybe Houses of Spears will end up on on the Giants next year, that would be a fun one.
Like I give a shit what SI says.
The fact that Flozell isn’t even in the top 10 shows you how credible that list is.
maybe tuck, trent cole and andre carter can put their differences aside and fuck this guy up for the sake of the nfc east.
I don’t give a shit either, but this was a poll conducted amongst the players, not just some dickhead writer spouting off. Maybe the players have an agenda or are sterrpid. I’m guessing sterrpid.
Most penalized, yes. Dirtiest, no. Everybody hates the cowboys, but this isn’t even close. Maj is just a fucking moron.
It’s not all that easy for defensive lineman to retaliate against an OL, though. Defenders need to get into pursuit. Those fat bastards on the OL usually aren’t doing much behind the play, so it’s easy for them to catch somebody with a cheap shot. Unless, say, a defender where to give himself up and simply dive at Adams’ knee while he’s engaged with another player. Which, for the record, I am not advocating. Nor am I saying attacking his knee from the side would produce the most crippling injury. I’m just pointing out that would be the best way to do it. A simple observation, really.
I’m all for this, with TO gone the Cowboys need more asshole players to vehemently hate.
And SI also published an MLB poll listing Jeter as the most overrated player and then gave him Sportsman of the Year, with PK calling him the Greatest Living Ball-Player, just a year later. Somewhat contradictory.
Taking Adams out is a HORRIBLE idea. The guy is a cheap, frustrated piece of shit because he can’t actually play anymore. Take him out of the lineup and the Cowboys may even notice this. Better to have his slow, useless ass out there getting blown past on every play AND handing you 15 yard penalties occasionally on top of that. The dirtiest, shitiest players on any field are the ones who remain competitive but can’t physically perform anymore whether that’s the NFL or a pickup basketball game (fuck, I hate those guys).
As a Ravens fan, all of the above applies to Ray-Ray as well. He isn’t cheap (usually) but certainly inflates his stats by diving on piles to get credit for “tackles”. Tiny Darren aside, he isn’t blowing up RBs in the backfield anymore and even with Ngata and Gregg in front of him, he isn’t getting sideline to sideline anymore. Hate him if you want but it’s becoming an advantage to other teams to have him on the field.
I really hope someone does take flozell out, but wait until columbo is back. Flozell is useless and way, way overpaid, and the sooner Jerrah realizes this, the better off the cowboys will be. Maybe we can use our first rounder this year on a good tackle prospect….wait…oh yeah…Roy Williams. Fuck. We’re screwed.
@Lawrence- Light yourself on fire? Over a comment? Pot, meet kettle. C’mon man, aren’t we all about being dramatic when talking about players we despise?
@Fred- Definitely agree that he is such a liability now that he’s over the hill, that it is in opponents benefit for him to be out there playing. It’s like hoping the Cowboys somehow don’t lose 3 of their next 4, make the playoffs, and JJ decides to resign Wade for 3 years.
/wringing hands and grinning evil-ly
Jake- it’s a line from Arrested Development.
As a cowboys fan, I cringe every time I here the name “Flozell.” He’s the only person in the world for whom a 5-yard false start penalty is an improvement.
Justin Tuck’s post-game interview said it all. “It takes a coward…”
Dammit. I knew I’d heard that somewhere before. Thanks Maj.
Well played Lawrence.
@Jake- Idiot, meet obvious irony. (Also, you owe ESPN royalties for your uncredited use of c’mon man(tm))
I knew as soon as I clicked to submit my comment that his went right over my head. Re-read it once and just couldn’t remember where it came from.
It was obvious, and to not catch it, I am an idiot.
I don’t blame him. If your name was Flozell you’d be mad at the world too.
Wow, that’s a dive even Chritiano Ronaldo would be ashamed of.
/Loyal Cowboys fan
/Knows only a couple of readers will get soccer reference
At least you can depend on Flo to respond with class. From the article:
In the Cowboys locker room after the Giants beat Dallas 31-24, Adams had this comment about Tuck: “I ain’t talking about him. He’s a nobody.”
Nice.
Pretty sure Flozell is the name of the tampons that you get at the dollar store.
In Flozell’s defense, he is partially deaf in one ear.
Would that be the ear that notices that nobody on the field is involved in the play anymore? Oh wait, those are eyes, both of which he has perfect use of, and tried to poke out of Kiwanuka.
Don’t worry, the Cowboys’ offensive line has always been known to self-police their behavior. Just ask Nate Newton, Erik Allen, Mark Tuinei…
In Flozell’s defense, he’s a total fucking shitheel.
Wait, a member of the Dallas Cowboys is acting like a douchebag? No way, they’re all known for their on and off the field classiness and upstanding behavior.
When did Pacman change his name to Flozelle, and was there a sex change involved?
Oops. In my rush to rip on the Cowboys, I mixed up OT Erik Williams, who is a world-class asshole, with LG Larry Allen, who is a good guy. He even does charity work for retards (“First Downs For Downs For Down Syndrome”). But still, those Cowboys sure are assholes!
Also, can black people get Down Syndrome?
Dallas Flo’boys Status
[ ] Not Told
[X] Told
Next up: Filthydelphia McEagles.
Time to finally avenge McNabb dialing collect calls on the Giant’s sidelines.
The rest of the league doesn’t want Flozell gone because he can’t block anyway.
For the Cowboys it’d be addition by subtraction.
I heard Tuck kicked Flozell right in the junk and that’s why he went after him. Fox didn’t show that part because it was too “violent” for that time of broadcast.
But then, I heard this on a local Dallas sports talk station, so….
Football players are such babies. Don’t they wear cups and shit?
It is clear he had an agenda from their last meeting. I mean Tuck was looking the other way…maybe looking for Jared to sing the $5 footlong song, but clearly he wasn’t even aware that Flozelle “Uncle Fester” Adams went after him for a reason. Get it, I linked his last name with the last name of an old tv show??? eh eh?
Flozell suffers from the “Boy named Sue syndrome” His name is actually derived from an automatic toilet cleaning product. Flozell has never been able to live it down and it has warped his mind. He is insanely jealous of defensive linemen that have normal names like “Justin Tuck” and actually has a crush on Justin. Flozell is just trying to get Justins attention but as he is socially crippled his efforts are misconstrued.
“I heard Tuck kicked Flozell right in the junk and that’s why he went after him. Fox didn’t show that part because it was too “violent” for that time of broadcast.”
I’m sure that’s true, and Flozell just didn’t mention it because he’s way too classy for that. Also, it makes much more sense to just call a First-Team All-NFLer a nobody.
“Flozell’s hittin’ like a pussy.”—Ulf Samuelsson
Justin Tuck deserves every single cheap shot he gets for that terrible subway commercial. fuck you justin tuck and michael strahan and jared you fat fuck.
Why is there so much goddamned crying in football this year??? Damn!
You made some good points there.