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Reader Upstate Underdog has alerted us to the news that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundtcake have had their baby boy.

He announced the birth at a press conference Wednesday, calling it “a wonderful experience in my life.”

He said the baby and mom are in good health. He added that they have not picked out a name yet.

He also said the baby’s birth will not affect his availability for Sunday’s game against the Carolina Panthers.

After being asked a slew of questions about the birth, Brady told reporters, “Let’s talk football.”

That’s typical Brady right there. “Hey guys! We had a kid! STOP ASKING ME ABOUT OUR CHILD AND LET’S FOCUS ON FOOTBALL RELATED MATTERS.” Anyway, this little bastard needs a name, and we’re here to, once again, offer our suggestions. Remember that Brady’s first child is John Edward Thomas (JET) Moynahan. So Ape suggested Bill, while Uff suggest Dolph N. Brady. Here are a few more:

-Fuck Yeah Brazilian Baby Brady
-Welker Edelman Brady
-Leonardo Bundchen
-Marcia Brady
-Bobby Brady
-Peter Brady
-Cindy Brady
-The Brady Bundchen
-Eli
-Stetson
-Joslyn
-Tuck
-Perfect McDipshit
-Fack
-FACKIN’ SULLY BRADY
-BlueBoy
-JackO (yet will oddly only answer to Johnny)
-Poise Brady
-Nacho
-Ronnie Goldencock
-Chaz, Chad, Todd (also known as holy trinity of preppy cocksucker names)
-Romeo
-Manny

Yours in the comments.