CHILL.THE.FUCK.OUT.

I give you a 9 out of 10 for faux-loftiness. Keep it up and you’ll be nearly as overinflated as Perez Hilton!

I’d have written all this in the comments,

But you can’t really write, can you?

per Michael’s suggestion, but since the commenting tools here suck harder than Ike Taylor’s coverage skills,

Or your team in the playoffs.

I figured it better to respond on Stampede Blue,

Where you have an array of sycophantic commentators willing to eat your dingleberries with gravy.

where I don’t need to add my fucking email address every time I want to write something.

Oh, or because you’re on Netscape 4. It took me four fucking keystrokes to enter my name and address, cuntolio.

To those of you who get the humor, many thanks.

What humor? You’re much less funny than cancer. That shit’s hilarious.

to the rest of you KSK dick spots, especially you cum stain sluts who are bashing Indianapolis,

[sic] [sic] [sic]

kindly fuck yourselves in the ass with a studded pleasure device.

It’s ok, you can say dildo here. I’m sure you’re familiar with them.

Especially you, Matt. How’s your sister?

I’m sure she’s fine. I can understand your concern, though; seeing your pimply face leering through her window must have been a bit of a shock.

Did I stain her dress too much?

Do you mean the one you stole out of the garbage that she outgrew when she was six, or the one you paid twenty dollars for at Salvation Army?

Make sure you bag my groceries with paper today instead of plastic, you inbred cowardly fuck, you. :)

Hooray! It’s Phantom Internet Tough Guy, who tries to flex his biceps as he pushes his glasses up his nose!

And really? You’re from Indianapolis. You might want to avoid calling anyone else inbred. You’re down there with West Virginia and the more WASPy parts of Connecticut.

To his readers: get out while you can, or you too will find yourselves drinking KFC gravy from a bucket.

As a Colts fan that’s followed the team for close to 40 years I have to admit that the prevalent perception here of Indy fans is pretty close to what I’ve seen(the attitude part, no idea on the physical part as I don’t live close to Indiana…and no, not Baltimore either) on the boards. But as I dislike generalizing the way Ape and most of the commenters here do, I’d say the split is probably 25% good, 75% bad…and that’s probably being generous. Most of these people had no idea about football, much less the Colts, before the Mayflower Expedition. Most of them are fairweather fans that will promptly disappear again as soon as Manning retires and/or the Colts start having losing seasons again. The righteous indignation they display is funny and hypocritical.

Anyway, to make a short story long, as a longtime Colts fan just wanted to back Ape up on this one after reading some of the comments here.

/dick joke

But the rest of the USA is KSK country. BigBlueShoe can eat a dick.

Corn. Lots and lots of Corn.

BBS was wrong. It’s not hard at all to post stupid comments on this site.