12.09.09
Colts Fans Confirm Already Previously Confirmed Status As Fat Whiny Humps
HEAVENS! We took a brief break from consistently hating on the rival Patriots to bust on your precious Colts. WHAT INEFFABLE GALL!
Yes, the oversensitive reactionary f*ckstains from Stampede Blue have lost their rag once again because someone somewhere uttered a negative word (EVEN IN JEST) about the Land of Sh*t Irsay Fiddlers. For those keeping count, this is the third time Stampede, which takes the bronze in the Dipsh*t Sports Blog Decathlon (gotta work harder to beat Bleacher Report and The Big Lead, guys), has dramatically overreacted to a stupid dig I’ve written about their favorite team on a humor blog. Transparent ploy for traffic? Misdirected attempt at flattery? Oxygen to brain cut off by calcified pork deposits?
YESYESYES!
What’s the most irritating thing about this post? That they assume Drew wrote it? (in fairness, Drew writes everything on the Internet, even your e-mails) That they say “some of the writers at KSK are Redskins fans” while “a few KSK writers also hail from Cincinnati”? You forgot the three dozen of us in New York! And the cast of thousands chained to laptops in the Pontaic Silverdome! WHO DO YOU THINK BOUGHT THAT THING?
No. The worst comes in the fulsome praise for Most Annoying KSK Commenter Monkey Business in the thread that follows. Which means being a braying, overly earnest, long-winded cheerleading slapdick is some sort of wondrous ideal to which all Colts fans aspire.
Listen, Stampede Blue. We saw that Jim Sorgi just went on IR, so enjoy your team’s success for now, because your boys are DOOMED, DOOMED, DOOMED!
/also they always lose their first playoff game
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December 9th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
OH SHIT! Who told this bitch to run her mouth? Givin me a bad rep n shit. Fuck it, she’s an obese 46 year old cuntwaffle that only brings business from Rosie Odonnell and her ilk. I’m gettin out of this binnus.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Stampede Blue sounds like a gay porn name
/wishes the Bills were good enough for KSK hate
December 9th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Most hated internet writer dude – XMas Ape or Andrew Sullivan?
GOGOGOGOGO!
December 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
We can also vie for gayest writer dude.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
some of the writers at KSK are Redskins fans
I always knew Kogod had multiple personalities.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I don’t have multiple personalities, but my other personality does.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
The lemon tree guys are straighter than Sully. And wonderful wordsmiths to boot.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Did the site also point out that the Colts have won as many Superbowls with Pey-Pey as the Giants have with Pey-Pey’s little sister Elisha?
December 9th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
The Colts will never win it all without Jim Sorgi. He’s got just as many rings as that commercial nancy they’ve got playing quarterback, but Sorgi does it with poise.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Looks like someone missed the “Always remember: We hate everyone” tag.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Barstool Sports doesn’t medal?
December 9th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Also, although their nickname for Peyton is not meant to be flattering, I do get a laugh out of “fetus-head”.
Horseshit. Everyone knows calling someone Fetus-head is flattering. Sarah Palin actually considered it before going with Trig.
Family Guy is hilarious. They got a new movie coming out soon. I love that show
Also, have you guys heard of this guy Dane Cook? KABOOOOOOW. Gotta go, I’m off to Applebees.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Barstool Sports doesn’t medal?
They got disqualified for calling the judges daaahkie faggots.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Indianapolis just got their first Taco Bell last week. And it hasn’t quite been a success because locals consider the food a little too ethnic
December 9th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
With the Steeler’s season going to shit is it possible Xmas could replace Ufford as “the bitchy one?” Oooooh saucy!
December 9th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Derek’s alma mater http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-1XUZjyL3g chirp, chirp, chirp
December 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
To be fair, those Colts fans ARE awfully fat.
/lives in Wisconsin, therefore is pelted with fat jokes constantly
December 9th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
To be fair, Colts fans ARE awfully fat.
/lives in Wisconsin, therefore is constantly pelted with fat jokes
December 9th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Think Peyton Manning has banged Alyson Hannigan yet? Eh, never mind.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I commented in your previous post that it was 100% accurate. I grew up around Indy (I no longer live there) and am a lifelong Colts fan. I have long hated the dearth of available Colts blogs. I read Stampede Blue for lack of better alternative. The authors are not very bright, poor writers, and find anything that is not bombastic in praise of the Colts to be outside the realm of reason.
I laugh when you make fun of the Colts because, hey, it’s important to laugh at yourself sometimes. I laugh when you make fun of Stampede Blue because it is complete shit.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I may be ugly, and I may be hate-filled, but–what was the third thing?
December 9th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Good of them to say how the Patriot articles are surprisingly accurate, then go to great lengths to try and make the Colts articles even more accurate
December 9th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I just had to Google “calcified pork deposits”. I regret having done so and now I’m not eating pork anymore..
http://www.onlinetruth.org/Articles%20Folder/eating_pork_can_be_hazardous_to.htm
December 9th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I’ll bet Blue Stampede gets pissed off if you say that “One Day At A Time” was a crappy TV show.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Man, it is pretty bad when sports fans make the viewers of “American Idol” and “Dancing With the Stars” look easy-going and fair-minded.
You people (the Colts fans, that is) need to grow a pair. Or at least one.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
“is it possible Xmas could replace Ufford as “the bitchy one?”
That’s unpossible.
/Wiggum’d
December 9th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Blue Stampede gets a little tight in the shorts when thinking about Carnie Wilson.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Ape almost hates the Colts more than the Pats now.
And… well… I’m not quite sure how to feel about that. I miss the days when I pitied the Colts for always choking.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I’m a Redskins fan and one of my emails made the mail bag. So am I one of the Redskins fan writers?
December 9th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Boy, and i thought the commentators at Arrowhead Pride were idiotic. Stampede Blue fans, I bow to your greatness.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
They should just pay Drew to write for them.
/Keep up the good work in Dallas, big guy!
December 9th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Way too make Drew look thin. “Drew from Muncie” is Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to Drew’s Harold Ramis.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Screw “Stampede Blue”, I’m changing my name to “Syphilis Napoleon”. That name is positively sexcannonesque.
Besides, what’s the big deal, Jim Sorgi thought the article was hilarious! (At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what he said. Who can tell with him?)
December 9th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Guhhhh, I hate being lumped together with these fat fucks. I swear there’s two types of Colts fans: the “fat whiny humps” and us chill folk. I don’t care if you rip on my team because y’all are funny. Just don’t hate on us too much. Monkey Business need not apply.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
OWAH OVERRATED GRITTY WHITE SLOT RECEIVAH IS MORE GRITTY AND WHITE THAN YOWAH OVERRATED GRITTY WHITE SLOT RECEIVAH! PEYTON MANNING IS THE BEST QUARTAHBACK EVAH! NO ONE BELIEVES IN US! BILL SIMMONS IS STARTING TO BE PRETTY FUNNY AND INSIGHTFUL!
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
/now lived long enough to go from hero to villain
//dreading potential Divisional game against San Diego or New England
December 9th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
@Monkey Business
You know damn well Hoosiers don’t talk like that.
December 9th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
dm72- dear god, why did you post that link???? I’m sick over this now! Is this persistent muscle pain that doesn’t show up on an MRI a friggin’ WORM colony?!!?!?!? Oh shit i’m gonna puke…..
December 9th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
And anyone who hasn’t seen that .gif in the link at the bottom of the page where the chick from “Jersey Shore” gets clocked, don’t miss out. Priceless if you’ve seen the show.
/I in no way advocate violence toward women, but some deserve it more than others
December 9th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
@BobbyBigWheel
I was wondering the same, but then i remember that BarStool is really, REALLY sweet! The editor of the site is like, so cool and just doesn’t give a hoot, ya know?!?!?!
/cannot believe there’s a market for that trash, going crazy
December 9th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
i hate myself some barstool
/happy this is consensus
December 9th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Hey, you know what I think about Indianapolis?
Nothing. No one does.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
That Monkey Business is a riot. I almost fuckin’ choked laughin.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
As a skinny Colts fan I really don’t care if you make fun of the fat ones or not. I think ur all damn funny and Monkey Business does not equal majority Colt fans. Flame him as best you can.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Writers of this website- Stop giving them what they want. Because they know the second fetus-head is gone no one will utter the word “Indianapolis” unless asked the question “Whats that city with all the fat people that nobody cares about called again?”
December 9th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I think Uncle Buck” was set in suburban Indianapolis. Or was it suburban Chicago? Well, anyway, “Uncle Buck” was a funny movie.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Someone has to comment on this ridiculous article, http://www.stampedeblue.com/2009/12/9/1192981/a-little-discussion-about-the-2009. I particularly enjoy their “logic” for why Favre and Brees couldn’t win MVP.
Jesus Christ Colts fans, who the fuck cares if Manning wins another fucking MVP!! Think you’d care alot more about winning a playoff game than another feather in Manning’s fetis-hat.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
@Gino: The family is from Indy, movie is set in Chicago.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Welp, looks like it’s time for me to change my screen name, since I don’t want to have Colts fandom AND a retarded name in common with Monkey Business.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Hey, you know what I think about Indianapolis?
Nothing. No one does.
Where is Indianapolis? Yes, I know in Indiana, but is it closer to Chicago? To St Louis? To Memphis?
I can point on a map where Miami and New York and LA and DC and New Orleans and Houston and so many other cities are. I just can’t picture where Indy is.
December 9th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Ahh Colts fans. My hatred for you is delicious.
/schadenfruede
December 9th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
@ Fangirls on Helium: It doesn’t matter, unfortunately. All Pats fans are Tawmmy from Quinzee and all Colts fans are Jared from Subway. Enjoy.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Another great post, Drew!!
December 9th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
@ Reggie Bush’s Pimp
You do realize that neither Missouri, nor Tennessee borders Indiana, right? How is it that you know precisely where in the state of texas the city of houston is, but not where the states of Missouri, Tennessee and Indiana are?
December 9th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
You do realize that neither Missouri, nor Tennessee borders Indiana, right? How is it that you know precisely where in the state of texas the city of houston is, but not where the states of Missouri, Tennessee and Indiana are?
He never said those states bordered Indiana.
He used major cities in the general vicinity as points of reference for trying to figure out where another city (Indianapolis) was situated inside Indiana. I guess he could have used Lexington or Frankfurt as a point of reference instead, but then he’d have to figure out what part of Kentucky those towns are in first.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
So you made fun of them, but they aren’t allowed rebuttal?
December 9th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
So you made fun of them, but they aren’t allowed rebuttal?
Did I make fun of Stampede Blue in the first post? If they wanted to rant about/respond to the Colts fan post, they could have done so in the comments. Besides, the point is this the third time they’ve taken some random thing I wrote about their team way too seriously.
December 9th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Careful, Ape… Indiana is KKK country. You’re liable to wake up to a cross burning in your front yard.
Though, I’m sure they could tell you how to successfully ignite a Terrible Towel.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
It’s BBS, or Big Bad Brad the writer at Stampede Blue. He’s a clown writer and all of the other SB Nation blogs know what a douche he is. Lay low for a month and write a nice little playoff preview of the FAT ASS Colts. He’ll have another shitty ill thought out post, hell it’s probably just to drive traffic up.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
@ Moka
An appropriate rebuttal would be presenting a counter-argument to what Ape wrote, or better yet making fun of KSK writers in a humorous way.
Instead they chose to bitch and moan and use the incredibly lame “Yer just jealous” response.
December 9th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
why is everybody such a dick all the time
December 9th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Has Monkey Business the Colts equivalent of Douche A from Holy Cross with the Twisted Teas and Douche B that keeps e-mailing you guys to convince you to make Brady/Welkah the Meast?
Please say yes…
December 9th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Has Monkey Business become*
God fucking damnit…I always miss a word.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
@ Reggie Bush’s Pimp:
Indianapolis is essentially right in the middle of the state. Maybe a little southwest of the middle, but if you generally say middle, you’re good. 3 hours from Chicago, not sure how many to Saint Louis (rough guess that is completely off the top of my head….maybe 3-4 hours there?) and i have no idea how far it is to Tennessee, because I don’t care about Tennessee. Having been there a few times, it sucks. There is nothing open late, and the tallest building is like 5 stories. There are no good events (because its fucking Indiana) and its full of fat humps.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
i love that they admit that the description of new england fans is accurate, but don’t consider that your description of them might be accurate too.
December 9th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I love how this rat fuck whines while I can do nothing but sob as my team is not only constantly insulted but is slowly becoming average again.
Eh, well, it was fun while it lasted.
December 9th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
But does this mean Curtis Painter is number 2 QB?
Someone at Purdue just jizzed their pants
December 9th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
@required
5 stories? What is this, Oklahoma City?
December 9th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
I stayed overnight in Indianapolis on a cross-country trip, and the next morning toured the town. I drove around the (empty) Indianapolis Motor Speedway, and going south-bound on the east side I was passed by a big ol’ 70’s era Buick, driven by a douchey looking teen, with a flat tire on the left rear wheel. Yet the kid was driving about 45mph.
I figured he was either running from the law or was at least trying to get to a tire store, so I followed him. He never slowed down. The tire started smoking, billowing more and more clouds of blue smoke, and then it started melting. There’s no way he didn’t know something was wrong. Then the tire starts turning into a gooey blob stuck to one side of the wheel, and sparks start flying off the rim, but he never slows down, even with all the banging.
This goes on for about four incredulous miles until he finally makes a right hand turn into:
/get ready
He turns into a McDonalds. He turns into the drive-thru lane of a fucking McDonalds.
/indianapolis memories are priceless
//oh, and the night before the pacers were eliminated from the playoffs
December 9th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
@Christmas Ape
I think you’re reading this whole thing wrong. I could be totally off-base, but I don’t think BBS dislikes you at all. In fact, I think he’s a fan of your material. He just loves the whole shit-flinging, my-dick-is-bigger-because-I’m-right stuff for the comedy of it. That’s how I interpret it, anyway. He’s actually got a great deal of respect for a lot of fellow bloggers, but it’s funnier to rip on each other.
Again, I’ve got no basis for this assumption; I’m probably just a fucktard here. Don’t know the guy, but I do read the blog.
Oh, and I’m from Indiana, and am sort of like a slender guy who’s overweight, if that corroborates your impression of us at all. It seems like the women here get waaaay fatter than the men.
December 9th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
@Ken Gryphon Jr.
All the guy Colts fans are, I’ll give you that.
/19-year old girl (and no, you are NOT getting pictures)
December 9th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
‘ Because they know the second fetus-head is gone no one will utter the word “Indianapolis” unless asked the question “Whats that city with all the fat people that nobody cares about called again?” ‘
Houston?
December 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Minneapolis?
December 9th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
You should have known better than to lavish attention on hoosiers.
Even when it’s negative attention, it means that someone is recognizing that we exist.
WE WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS.
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN THAT ONE SITE TOTALLY INSULTED US? DOUCHEBAGS. I WONDER IF THEY WROTE ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT US..
December 9th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Colts fan here, and I care nothing for your evisceration of a crappy team blog that sucks. It’s way more fun to watch the Pats and their fans shit all over themselves. Even more fun than tying (and probably breaking) their regular season win streak record. Ha.
The Colts might be one-and-done as usual this year, but I’m enjoying Simmons’ regular-season tears.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:39 am
BlogFlaWa! BlogFlaWa!
/looking forward to the situation escalating to FJMing Stampede Blue
//looking even more forward to the butthurt resulting from people taking things too seriously
December 10th, 2009 at 12:52 am
@fangirls on helium
Troll is a troll
Tits or GTFO
/jk
/has spent WAY too much time on 4chan
December 10th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Indianapolis killed Elvis.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Imaginw what would happen if New England Fans could read
/am a New England Fan
//get a life, you humps
///shows myself the door
December 10th, 2009 at 10:33 am
What do you expect from a blog run by a dude who bans people from posting for what they say in an email? http://www.atexansblog.com/2009/05/06/a-trip-down-memory-lane-wherein-we-make-a-stop-to-do-some-math-and-address-some-new-stupidity/
(Note: The math was corrected in a subsequent post. Not that it matters, but some asshole would have pointed out.)
December 10th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Hiya everyone. We responded to this here little hissy fit by Michael here: http://www.stampedeblue.com/2009/12/10/1194483/ksks-christmas-ape-sends-us-a#storyjump
I’d have written all this in the comments, per Michael’s suggestion, but since the commenting tools here suck harder than Ike Taylor’s coverage skills, I figured it better to respond on Stampede Blue, where I don’t need to add my fucking email address every time I want to write something.
To those of you who get the humor, many thanks. to the rest of you KSK dick spots, especially you cum stain sluts who are bashing Indianapolis, kindly fuck yourselves in the ass with a studded pleasure device. Especially you, Matt. How’s your sister? Did I stain her dress too much? Make sure you bag my groceries with paper today instead of plastic, you inbred cowardly fuck, you. :)
December 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Don’t spam your weak shit over here, dickwrinkle.
December 10th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I was waiting for BigBlueDouche to make a comment on this. It took a while but lo and behold! Douchebag Almighty himself. Hi Brad, how’s your acting career going? Still stuck with the herpes cream commercials? Im sorry to hear that.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Since the commenting tools require you to TYPE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!!?? How CRUEL! So much harder than creating a new post on your blog! Or having Firefox save your email address for you!
You are a pussy, and the Colts will LOSE in the playoffs as usual. Because they are pussies.
Pussy.
December 10th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Wow. Two fat unattractive bloggers going at it. I’ll bet the ladies are swarming.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I figured it better to respond on Stampede Blue, where I don’t need to add my fucking email address every time I want to write something.
Or you could buy a computer made after 1998, one that would remember your personal information on the browser.
Of course, you’d probably have to leave Indiana to do that.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
It’d sure be nice if you’d develop the thick skin you demand others have there Ape.
Did you even read the article by BBS? I don’t see where you could take offense, especially when he states he’s a regular KSK reader and finds you funny.
The first two times he called you an asshole, you deserved it for what you wrote. Deal with it and wash the sand out of your vagina.
There’s absolutely nothing more annoying on the internet than watching two babies bitch at each other via their blog posts. You both suck and need to shut the fuck up.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
BBS rocks. Christmas Ape smells like abortion jelly. Go Colts.
December 10th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Christmas Ape at beach with faggy friends.
http://thisisphotobomb.com/2009/11/14/photobomb-that-guy-living-statues-are-creepy/
December 10th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
And the influx of fucktarded Stampede Blue mouthbreathers has arrived.
I wasn’t offended by BBS calling me an asshole. Because I don’t particularly give a shit about him. The only times I’ve ever read his site have been when people have sent me links to his kneejerk reactions to something I’ve written somewhere. Frankly, I got a little tired of seeing it. He’s like Simmons in that he’ll throw a tantrum, but when called out on it, he drapes himself in the “I WAS JUST KIDDING!” cape. Which is all pretty cowardly. That and he tries to deflect criticism about his writing by throwing out that his team is good and yours isn’t, which is stupid in ways I shouldn’t have to explain.
I stick with the original Dungy post. He went somewhere and claimed no one ever questioned the Colts about cheating, which wasn’t true, whether or not the Colts actually pumped in crowd noise. Of course, BBS overreacted to it shrilly and stupidly and even e-mailed me his post so he’d make sure I’d see that he was calling me an idiot.
Anyway, I’ll let BBS have the last word in this inane “blog war” because I know KSK readers don’t much care to see me go back and forth with Derek from Muncie.
Happy inbreeding.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
“He’s like Simmons in that he’ll throw a tantrum, but when called out on it, he drapes himself in the “I WAS JUST KIDDING!” cape.”
You forgot the backhanded compliments.
Calls you an asshole and in the same sentence tells you that he loves reading your stuff and finds you funny and entertaining.
Fuck that douchebag. FMJ the shit out of him just like Matt did and he’ll shut up and cry.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
I guess you have to take the Colts really seriously when the short NFL season is the only time when America gives two shits about your city or state. So, outside of a Gene Hackman movie, an old-ass racetrack, and Peyton Manning, what exactly does Indiana offer to the world?
Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
December 10th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I like it when Christmas Ape licks my butt gravy after the game.
BBS was wrong. It’s not hard at all to post stupid comments on this site.
December 10th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@Mo Charlo
Corn. Lots and lots of Corn.
December 10th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Brady Quinn’s Courage said, “Careful, Ape… Indiana is KKK country. ”
But the rest of the USA is KSK country. BigBlueShoe can eat a dick.
December 10th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Time out… there are sports blogs other than KissingSuzyKolber????
December 11th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Holy shit, KSK is in a blog war.
As a Colts fan that’s followed the team for close to 40 years I have to admit that the prevalent perception here of Indy fans is pretty close to what I’ve seen(the attitude part, no idea on the physical part as I don’t live close to Indiana…and no, not Baltimore either) on the boards. But as I dislike generalizing the way Ape and most of the commenters here do, I’d say the split is probably 25% good, 75% bad…and that’s probably being generous. Most of these people had no idea about football, much less the Colts, before the Mayflower Expedition. Most of them are fairweather fans that will promptly disappear again as soon as Manning retires and/or the Colts start having losing seasons again. The righteous indignation they display is funny and hypocritical.
Anyway, to make a short story long, as a longtime Colts fan just wanted to back Ape up on this one after reading some of the comments here.
/dick joke
December 11th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Well comments that seem to have disappeared now.
December 11th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Hiya everyone. We responded to this here little hissy fit by Michael here: http://www.stampedeblue.com/2009/12/10/1194483/ksks-christmas-ape-sends-us-a#storyjump
I give you a 9 out of 10 for faux-loftiness. Keep it up and you’ll be nearly as overinflated as Perez Hilton!
I’d have written all this in the comments,
But you can’t really write, can you?
per Michael’s suggestion, but since the commenting tools here suck harder than Ike Taylor’s coverage skills,
Or your team in the playoffs.
I figured it better to respond on Stampede Blue,
Where you have an array of sycophantic commentators willing to eat your dingleberries with gravy.
where I don’t need to add my fucking email address every time I want to write something.
Oh, or because you’re on Netscape 4. It took me four fucking keystrokes to enter my name and address, cuntolio.
To those of you who get the humor, many thanks.
What humor? You’re much less funny than cancer. That shit’s hilarious.
to the rest of you KSK dick spots, especially you cum stain sluts who are bashing Indianapolis,
[sic] [sic] [sic]
kindly fuck yourselves in the ass with a studded pleasure device.
It’s ok, you can say dildo here. I’m sure you’re familiar with them.
Especially you, Matt. How’s your sister?
I’m sure she’s fine. I can understand your concern, though; seeing your pimply face leering through her window must have been a bit of a shock.
Did I stain her dress too much?
Do you mean the one you stole out of the garbage that she outgrew when she was six, or the one you paid twenty dollars for at Salvation Army?
Make sure you bag my groceries with paper today instead of plastic, you inbred cowardly fuck, you. :)
Hooray! It’s Phantom Internet Tough Guy, who tries to flex his biceps as he pushes his glasses up his nose!
And really? You’re from Indianapolis. You might want to avoid calling anyone else inbred. You’re down there with West Virginia and the more WASPy parts of Connecticut.
To his readers: get out while you can, or you too will find yourselves drinking KFC gravy from a bucket.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:18 am
God, it will be fucking delicious when the Colts lose at home in the playoffs.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Wowsers…SB peeps you’re giving us Colts fans a bad name. I’m a Colts fan, the Colts-fan bashing post was kinda funny, so I made a fart sound, then a wanking motion then said “SCOREBOARD BITCH!” and moved on to the next post.
CHILL.THE.FUCK.OUT.
December 11th, 2009 at 9:52 am
I don’t care what you guys say about all of us Colts fans. We aren’t getting harassed anymore than any of the other fans here. FUNNY is FUNNY.