Sorry for consecutive posts about mushy brained Pittsburgh quarterbacks, but Terry Bradshaw got his corporate whoring on in WOOFtastic ways for Avatar this past Sunday. With the $500 million FOX has poured into making and promoting “Ferngully 3: This Time The Sprites Are Big And Blue” there’s no way they weren’t going to get as brazen as possible about shoehorning in promotional segments on it. I mean, having Cleatus the Robut taking on the blue warrior and his tiger might have made slightly more sense, but Terry’s got acting chops. He showed his ass in Failure to Launch! Plus, adding Cleatus would require further CGI effects they weren’t keen on paying for. Aren’t they already investing enough in this thing?
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I like the Avatar 3D film, particularly the story line, not only it brings a very new sensation however inspiring thoughts of humanity. I heard the New Avatar 2 is comming soon, cannot wait to see it again…!
Good to see the love being spread here! Try to smile, laugh and enjoy each and every day!
Fantastic to see the love being spread on here! Try to smile, laugh and enjoy each and every day!
Avatar was a great movie, I just watched it a few day ago. I don’t usually go to the theather because I get nervious around a lot people but I think I’ll give this one a shot because people are saying that it’s even better on the big screen, I think it might be in 3D. Anyway the movie Avatar get two thumbs up from me, I watch all of my movies at voobymovies,com if anyone was wondering and it’s free
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Also, has anyone told Terry Bradshaw he has Parkinson’s?
OK, nerd comment here (apologies in advance):
The worst facking part of those Matrix movies were how those mech-warrior thingies didn’t have a glass covering (like they do in this clip).
If you’ve got an enemy whose ONLY WAY TO KILL YOU is by slicing or stabbing, maybe you’d want to put a fucking glass cover on your million dollar mech warrior thingies…just a thought…
//no idea why that makes me still mad
//hides under Star Wars bedsheets
i like the biopic he was in. that scene where he admits he’s a fucking crazy, pill-popping idiot and cries a lot. PLEASE COMMIT SEPPUKU
It’s not that Titanic made $600 million. Or more. It’s that people went BACK multiple times like it was Star Wars IV, “Bitch you’re sharing that piece of wood”
I understand the collective derision trained on Mr Cameron’s latest epic.
I also understand, though, the man somehow wrangled over $600 million dollars in US boxoffice business for fuckin Titanic, for chrissakes. He knows how to peddle a stupid story to the great unwashed, and he’s already mortgaged his momma’s soul to see his investors get proper return on their dollar for this shitbag.
Prepare to be dismayed, yet again, at your fellow Americans.
All this is going to lead to, is a bunch of desperate slutty overweight (or stick-thin and flat) chicks airbrushed as blue as Dr. Tobias Funke at sci-fi cons throughout the land.
@Georger: Don’t forget the preachy, pretentious “Dances With Aliens” plot. I thought I was prepared to forgive Cameron for anything after he gave us the first Terminator and Aliens, but this just looks like $400 million worth of suck.
It baffles me that people think this looks good.
You take Starship Troopers, subtract the tits, add in The Fly, minus good actors or a compelling story, and throw in some frat boy Halo action, and boom, this shit pile.
I think he acted the shit out of his role as Sloth in the Goonies.
Bradshaw was excellent as Chewbacca
How long until the parody porno comes out? That should be more interesting. It’ll have a better story, that’s for sure.
@slothrop
Bradshaw’s eyes aren’t lifeless, just vacant and trusting. Like a mentally retarded puppy.
He was also one of the extras in When the Levee Breaks video.
/leaves.
Sorry for consecutive posts about mushy brained Pittsburgh quarterbacks,…
That’s ok. Everyone’s worried about Tiger today. Page views are probably low anyway.
When Terry said “that thing hits like Ray Lewis,” was I the only one who looked for stab wounds?
I just have to say that I’m so excited about this movie I could soil myself at any moment. ‘Waterworld’ is loooong overdue to be supplanted in the lexicon as shorthand for epic cinema fail.
Pey-Pey has one ring; Dumb and Dumber have 6 combined. Tell me again how QB is a thinking man’s position.
Umm yeah I thought he was good as Mr. Clean…..er…..I got nothing….
/Leaves in shame
I thought Terry as King Lear was a bit of a stretch.
Bradshaw was great as that kid Nicholas in the Care Bear Movie.
Bradshaw was great in Apocalypse Now.
Smells like victory.
I thought that they fixed the ‘lifeless eye’ thing for the new Christmas Carol. FIX YO DEAD LIGHTS TERRY!
I loved Terry Bradshaw as the rapist in Deliverance.
I must say, Bradshaw was spot on in The Cannonball Run.
Still not as good as his tour de force performance in the Burt Reynolds classic “Hooper”, not to mention the fact Jan-Michael Vincent was in it.
If there’s a hot Smurfette, I’m in.
Oh, so when James Cameron said he was going to revolutionise movies, he just meant that he was going to find new ways to whore them. Nice.
What could go wrong with having Bradshaw in there?