Oh Dallas Cheerleaders, if you can make the Cowboys momentarily tolerable then there’s nothing you can’t do.
Tennessee +7 at Indianapolis
It would be great if the Titans won their sixth in a row. Especially if it means ruining Peyton’s perfect season. They probably won’t, but they can keep keep things interesting. They owe us at least that much.
Washington +10 vs. New Orleans
There are plenty of reasons to think the Redskins can stay within a couple of scores of the Saints.
• It’s a bit of a trap game for New Orleans following their big win against New England.
• They’re coming off of a short week with only a couple of practices.
• Washington’s defense has been playing pretty well, and Albert Haynesworth will be back in the lineup.
• It’s going to be pretty cold in Raljon. I’m told is supposed to matter
Ah, fuck it. The Saints are going to ram The Duke up their ass.
Cincinnati -13 vs. Detroit
Dear god, throw the fucking ball! Cincinnati’s insists on running the ball effectively and playing solid defense. I’m sick of that shit. Carson Palmer went the entire month of November without throwing two touchdowns in a game, and the Bengals have failed to cover in consecutive weeks against Cleveland and Oakland. THROW THE FUCKING BALL.
Dallas -1.5 at New York
It’s in Jersey so I guess I can root for the meteorite. The Cowboy cheerleaders will be safe back in Dallas. Of course that’s really not much better. I’m just glad that the Giants suck and the Cowboys are headed for another early exit from the playoffs.
San Francisco -1 at Seattle
Seattle is terrible. They’re pretty much the Redskins, only they’re going to get a new GM. Assholes.
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1-4 ??? Guess you don’t have much talent at anything!
Nice to see that high quality ECU education paying dividends
Eli has a boo-boo on his foot. If his mommy kisses it before the game and makes it feel all better than the Giants might have a chance.
Outside of Minnesota (and some pockets of retardary in Green Bay, Mississippi, and Peter King’s apartment building), nobody thinks the Vikings are better than the Saints, but one Saints loss could give the Vikings home field. Either way, I wouldn’t be surprised if both those teams shit the bed in the playoffs, and we end up with the Cardinals or Eagles again.
Fucking Romo. I wonder what unique and unprecedented way he will embarrass the franchise this year. Here are my guesses:
*Leads some underdog team by three before throwing what ends up being a pick-six but actually tackles his own teammate trying to stop the guy.
*Gets sacked, gets frustrated, and takes off his own helmet and throws it away in disgust, whereupon it hits Miles Austin in his huge fucking mouth and he is knocked unconcious.
No team has cost me more money this year than the Seahawks. Goddamn do I hate them so.
If you happen to watch the Seahawks game, look for the drunk guy freezing his ass off because he got rid of all his winter clothes when he moved to Hawaii. I kept my beard though, so my face should be warm.
Have you ever driven through East Rutherford? The meteorite already hit.
Maj, as an Eagles fan I will be rooting for the meteorite as well.
/I’ve always hated Washington the least
the dog has won in every cinci game this year (so I’ve been told). will that change this week? no, no it will not.
Dallas beat New York in December waaaaay back in… last year. And T O didn’t catch a TD pass in that one either.
Always Be Covering doubling as a semi-Jerry Jonesish quasi-Sexy Friday post. Me like.
More likely to happen… Dallas shits the bed in December, or Favre is injured and out for the season?
Trick question. They’re both coming. Sweet.
You had to pick the Niners, didn’t you? Now, they’re fucking doomed. Thanks Maj; thanks a fucking lot.
And watch it with that “crappy Christmas gifts” stuff. You leave the mocking of Christmas to us Gentiles, and make fun of your own damn holiday. Here’s a preview of what you’ll be receiving for Hanukkah.
If the Cowboys can avoid the December choke and beat the Midgets and the Redskins get the unlubricated shaft up their collective asses, all will be right in the world.
/Need two more FFB wins to make the playoffs
//Don’t let me down Brees
*against the Vikes.
I generally am okay with the idea of a trap game. But this is one of the top 3 teams in the NFL.
I find it really hard to believe Breesus will be burying his mole in cheerleader thigh all week rather than studying film. I’m sure the expectations are lower, but this is an 11-0 team that is still playing for home field advantage against. The Redskins have a guy named Rock on the team. You can’t blow that shit off. Ask Triple H.
Fuck you, Porkopolis.
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