GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!
In all seriousness, the Cardinals are some pros at turning the ball over.
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GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!
In all seriousness, the Cardinals are some pros at turning the ball over.
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And it never snows here
It snowed in ’75; I was in 8th grade and it was SUPER cool.
it was hilarious when they showed that queer eith pink hair.his lover even had his arm around him!! Go SF Fairy 9ers!!! … only in the “Gay Area” smh
@Mike From Stumptown
I like your attitude.
When I get to Stumptown, I’m gonna’ ask for Mike and I’m going to buy you a beer.
Who knew James Hetfield was 9ers fan?Rawwwwwr!!!
I went to a night baseball game in Oakland once and I had to wear a parka, a wool hat, and gloves. And it was fucking JULY.
That’s no shit, bucko.
That’s because you’re a pussy.
/fuck the 49ers
//fuck the cardinals
Yeah, the Cards suxed last nite….but the last time i looked, they had won 2 more games than the Stillers…
I got to agree with all the other posters who say Fuck the Bay Area.
I went to a night baseball game in Oakland once and I had to wear a parka, a wool hat, and gloves. And it was fucking JULY.
That’s no shit, bucko.
Due to negative point rules in one league, Boldin’s fumble in the last 2 minutes fucked me out of the playoffs.
Thanks Arizona. Fucking football fans for over 75 years now.
/wishes he could put Boldin on the “dead to me” list but he’s been money before.
And it never snows here.
But it’s never nice either. 50 degrees in the city in the summer and 110 degrees outside city limits. FUCK YO MICROCLIMATES!
Memo
From: SF
To: The Rest of the World
Re: Suck It!
We have more sex than you do. And most of it is hetero (Tiger was a virgin before he got to Stanford). When we finish rebuilding our football team (including the new stadium in Silicon Valley) we will once again be more insufferable than ever.
And it never snows here.
That is all.
The thing is, in Sf you have no idea who’s gay and who’s straight. The guy on the left could be a Bear, and the guy on the right looks to me like a failed dot-com Marketing dweeb.
/ “failed dot-com Marketing dweeb” = tautology
The grizzled guy and gay guy are both taking it up the ass in those photos. Hence the wonderful “O” faces.
I used to be a Cards fan back in 2005 when they still had to play in a shitty ASU stadium and they sucked big time under Denny Green. It was fun back then – anywhere in the country, while attending golf tournaments (yes, I am a putz), people commented on my loser Cards hat. Then they got the new stadium with the cushy oversized seats, and my masochistic pleasure of seeing them suck and praying not to lose by much to Rams was over. Thank you for bringing some of the pain back!
Scott Van Pelt, is that you?
watching the game, I knew I could count on KSK to deliver the gay guy pic and ignore the few hotties they showed.
I was needing 16 points from Boldin. Last I saw he had 6 points for me, then he had the last fumble for the cardinals so he crammed it up my butt pretty hard. That and Dallas Clark going against me didnt help things any…
@Lost in Office – /Raises hand
OOH OOH! I know! Ask Me!
That game last night was fucking awesome.
/8th seed that beat out the 1rst seed in ff because 1rst was relying on a big game from Warner.
as Gruden pointed out with expert analysis, “I think all seven turnovers came from 7 different cardinals.”
I’d take JM J. Bullock for the win, but it looks like someone got there already.
Seriously though: what the fuck, Arizona. Good thing for you the Super Bowl’s never on Monday.
I thought the fans at the game looked fabulous.
@snafu
Really? I’ll tell you where to shove your “pessimism and bitterness”. And I’ll even throw in a huge dose of apathy.
-Lions fans
FYI – if the Saints make the Super Bowl, there will be ONE team in the NFC which has never been there. Who can guess? (Here’s a hint: that team has 8 road wins, SINCE 2000)
Would like to nominate grizzled for the greatest adjective in the English language.
For example, “The grizzled 49ers fan hocked a loogie and spit on some faggots back at the game last night.”
Those are some epic o-faces.
The Texans have now patented that meaningless late season rally – Singletary should stop cutting Kubiak’s grass.
Thank you 49ers for another deliciously mediocre season. Fantastic job of racking up wins late in the year so that after the season is over we can look back and think, “Man, if just a couple of those close endings had gone our way we would have been in the playoffs” even though we were never in the playoff hunt to begin with. As a Niner fan who entered high school immediately after the 2 decade dynasty had ended, the only thing I’ve learned from being a fan of this team is pessimism and bitterness.
On another note, 7 TURNOVERS?!?! WOOOHOOO 2011 playoffs here we come!!
Fuck you.
/Love the site.
//Keep up the good work.
Tonight just gave them a reason to break out the gold lame’.
It’s been in the back of the closet for years.
I think it’s the othe way around
I think Steve Young took one to many hits to the head during his playing days because he just compared Crabtree and Smith to Aikman and Irvin