“YOU TAKE THE FRANCHISE IN YOUR HANDS EVERY TIME YOU HOLD THAT ROCK!” Jon Gruden issued this quote after talking about Tim Hightower’s fumble, and then Jaws cribbed it no less than two minutes later. These two f*cknuts will turn into Xamot and Tomax by the end of the regular season. Through the end of a quarter, the 49ers do indeed have the excitement of the bear, the velocity of the deer and the strength of the buffalo. Will it hold? Not if the Buzzsaw and their array of fumbles have anything to say about it!
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