Comments on: Your Hastily Thrown Together Last-Minute 1 p.m. Thread

By: Andy Reids left nut

Andy Reids left nut — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:00:54 +0000

So Jessica is still wearing the Cowboys swag? Wasn’t she dating some Redskins back-up after she was Romo-dumped?

Tony musta slammed that good.

By: Pigs

Pigs — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:53:09 +0000

Nice try on the “effectively eliminated from the playoffs” thing, bub. You know, considering that they are 5-5 and the teams currently in the Wild Card spots are 6-4.

By: Dr. Steve Brule - physician for Monkey Business

Dr. Steve Brule - physician for Monkey Business — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:32:22 +0000

Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Uh… you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…

By: LaFavre's Next Drink

LaFavre's Next Drink — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:42:20 +0000

Monkey business should be limited to ten words.

By: Humpday

Humpday — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:11:03 +0000

A hearty +1 to ape, I think they top them.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:04:41 +0000

Monkey Business is every bit as annoying as any Pats fan in 2007.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:46:30 +0000

So, highlight of my day: watching Baltimore get all cheap-shotty against the Colts, having them do that stupid fucking thing where they put “INDY” on the scoreboard instead of “COLTS”, watching the Ravens get stuffed THREE TIMES on the 18 inch line, watching Flacco throw the backbreaking interception because he apparently didn’t see Gary Brackett RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF RAY RICE on a play that should have been called back because the refs missed a false start by the Ravens offense, followed by a sick Reggie Wayne catch the Ravens stupidly challenge, giving Peyton Manning two minutes and three timeouts, and then watching Ed Reed attempt a forward lateral, only for it to be called a fumble which the Colts recover to win.

Basically, watching the Ravens get humiliated by failing in all the ways a good football team should succeed in, and be effectively eliminated from the playoffs by the Colts. Scaudenfreude’s a bitch, motherfuckers.

10-0!

By: Mr. Pilkington

Mr. Pilkington — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:39:50 +0000

Gleat Googry Moogry!

By: therick711

therick711 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:32:13 +0000

Ok so now Belichick is taking stupid challenges. Good Lord.

By: Aaron Rodgers' Lost Self Esteem

Aaron Rodgers' Lost Self Esteem — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:26:53 +0000

Aaaand Cleveland manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. At least my day isn’t completely ruined.