Your Hastily Thrown Together Last-Minute 1 p.m. Thread
Zoe noes! Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a Cowboys hoodie again at some point this week. That might be considered a jinx in some instances (if such thing actually existed) but it will take far more than superstition to counter the staggering collective forces of fail that emanate from the Redskins and their fans who are now finally permitted to wave bitchy signs.
The Colts travel to their former homebase in Bawlmer to have the Band That Refused to Die march at them menacingly.
Cleveland and Detroit meet to remind folks that there are fine alternatives to watching sports on a clear crisp fall day.
Seattle! Minnesota! Ufford! Drew! Poor Ufford, glorying the poor play of Brian Russell in Jacksonville would be a nice sop for a Seahawks loss. No longer!
The Chiefs have already scored against the Steelers on a kick return. But Jeff Reed didn’t even get to whiff on a tackle!
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November 22nd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Word is she uses appearance-altering cosmetics. Can Mister-X confirm/deny this?
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Wow, I thought that Chiefs joke was akin to the “and the Lions are on the clock” jokes at the start of each season, didn’t think they would actually be that incompetent on special teams again.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:13 pm
since it wont last, i must savor the chiefs being on top of the steelers!
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:17 pm
M. Barber just fumbled.
Fatty McGeezacks might be getting raped with a pineapple this week.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Fins have already won, so I’m good for the week. Now I have to choose between Dallas/Washington and Indy/Ballmer.
Joe Buck douchiness dictates the latter.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Joe Buck dicktasticness or the constant CBS jerking off of Gerald the Unibrowed Baby Quarterback, you’re screwed either way.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I hope Drew and Ufford like punting!
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
And the Gayvior is starting out hot against the Fail Lions.
/should rephrase…
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I have to walk a fine line between hoping snelling does ok as a flex play this week without actually making a meaningful contribution to the game against the Giants.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Pey-Pey throws Favre-esque pickerception.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Snelling!
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Hey guys, didja hear? The NFL is about points. Winning is about points. Whoa there, Gus johnson, not too much information all at once.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Gayvior with TD #2 on 2 deep balls…God the gay jokes just write themselves!
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The Lions are really bad, yo.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Lions making Brady Quinn look like a competent QB
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Guess who idiot started the 2nd receiver on the Browns this week? The guy i’m playing this week, that’s who. Well, even a broken clock is a good play twice a day.
/not even pissed, that’s just mind boggling.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
According to NFL.com the Browns have scored 3 TDs in a single quarter. I’m calling bullshit. I think the NFL knows no one is watching that shitty game and is deliberately punking us by fabricating game reports to see if anyone notices.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Aaaaaaand Brady Quinn’s on his 3rd TD of the day… Welcome to Bizarro Week of the NFL
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
SKÅL VIKINGS!
Thank you, Mr. Harvin and your “character issues”.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Brady Quinn must have taken dirty chop blocks on all the Lions defenders before kickoff.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Brady Quinn currently has the same amount of attempts as Pey-Pey, with 2 more completions, 2 more TD’s, and one less INT.
/this is all just a big distraction for the Giants being in full on bed shitting mode right now.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Brady Quinn, your Most Incomprehensible of the Season Meast of the Week.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
brady quinn is putting up some measty numbers so far. so what if its against detroit? let cleveland not suffer for one day each year.
also, the nfl is giving detroit AND oakland on thanksgiving? god dammit… my relatives better get nfl network
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:50 pm
DET vs CLE
I thought Arena football was taking the year off?
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
The Seneca Wallace Wildcat Package for -9.
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Why does Mora even bother with that shit. He is starting to drive me as crazy as fucking Holmgren used to.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
SMIRRE
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Pey-Pey, another pick!
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
No lateral? You disappoint me, Ed Reed.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
touchdown Shiancock
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Browns gonna piss it away against Detroit.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
SKÅL VIKINGS!
Thank you, Mr. Shiancoe and Mr. Shiancoe Jr. (for not getting in the way).
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Pey-Pey, stop playing like shit.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Wow…Brady Quinn with 3 TDs. I don’t know what’s more shocking, that or how unhot Jessica Simpson is with no makeup
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Fuck me. It’s time to do shots at 9:00am. AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE VIKINGS FAVRE FANS IN HAWAII!!!!
/car bombs incoming
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
The Lions and the Browns, two defenses so shitty they can make even Detroit and Cleveland offenses look semi-respectable.
B. Quinn 8/10 151 3 TD 0 INT
M. Stafford 8/14 188 2 1
P. Manning 9/14 147 1 2
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
So glad I held off from benching Jennings
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
My 0 rushing yards on the day is 6 more than seattle.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Tampon Bay tied with Nawlins. The fuck?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Is Brees taking the day off?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
God damn, wish I could watch the Lions-Browns.
/I’ll take “Things I Would Have Bet My Life I’d Never Say” for $500, Alex
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
why cant romo suck like this against the eagles?
also this game must be like the super bowl for browns and lions players
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:19 pm
My God, Roy Williams must have the worst hands in football.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
just a reminder, the yellow line is NOT official.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Apparently Ben forgot about Week 17 of last season.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Joseph Addai has been one of the most steady contributors in fantasy football all year. No real monster games, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t seem to get in the endzone at least once a week.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
The great thing about any Lions game: a local kid plays on the Lions defense. His mom, family, high school coaches, friends come to this bar to watch Lions games. And cheer their asses off when he is on the field.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
“Eli manning never shows any emotion. He’s completely even keeled. He’s just autistic like that.”
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
What is it with Cowboys games and replay fuck ups?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
The Browns and the Lions are gonna put up a fantasy point bonanza, and with Megatron out there’s no chance you’re starting any of them.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Dave Campo is alive AND coaching in the NFL? It appears I’ve traveled back in time, I’ve gotta warn everyone about Lady Gaga.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Playing “Sweet Home Alabama” during the replay delay in the Cowboys colossatorium. BUT WHAT ABOUT TIXAS!?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
“What is it with Cowboys games and replay fuck ups?”
I’ve never seen this. How the hell do you tack on penalties after a replay?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
@Christmas Ape
Yeah, Megatron’s not playing? You miss that 75 yard TD he had?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Um, Ape, Megatron’s playing… He scored the tying TD
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Annnnd I have never seen this for a reason, the League Office says they got it wrong. Good fucking job refs, and the league for not having some sort of NHL style connection to the league during games.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Breesus is riddling the defense with pinpoint accuracy on this 2 minute drill. Die, Bucs.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:31 pm
“God damn, wish I could watch the Lions-Browns.
/I’ll take “Things I Would Have Bet My Life I’d Never Say” for $500, Alex”
Here’s the summary: Both secondary’s are either biting like they’ve never seen play action before (”You mean they can FAKE handing it off?!”), or are scared of the guy that catches the ball.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
And after all that crap the Skins shank the field goal. The NFL!
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Did anyone start Meachem today? Two receptions; two touchdowns. No problem, right?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Browns pointless trickeration!
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Meachem only catches TDs. He’s probably got 10 catches and 9 TDs this year.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Ah, I saw a Tweet saying Megatron was sidelined earlier in the game. Too much jumping around.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Phil Dawson now has a higher passer rating on the day than Romo.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
@Ape – he left for a play or two after a catch but that was it. Doesn’t seem to limping now.
/I guess the 75 yard TD kind of proves the not limping so I didn’t really need to mention it
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Mangini’s retarded. What the hell was the point of that?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
The 49ers need to figure out how to sustain a drive pronto so Gore can put up some points.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
I’m guessing the fake FG was hoping to end up as a TD by going wide figuring the Lions would go for the block. When he came up short, they took the points. Did look pretty damned stupid though.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Does Siragusa bring anything to a broadcast? Besides food…
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Its rough being drunk by 9:45 in the morning.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Well fuck me’ I pick up Snelling and then decide to start Jacobs anyway…. There’s a 15 point swing already. Thank god Ricky Williams went off and Rogers is going off or I’d be fucked.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Tony Siragusa is the Kevin James of football broadcasting.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Tony Siragusa speaks to the under-represented New Jersey Douchebag Demographic. His appeal also crosses over to the morbidly-obese and frontal lobe-impaired viewing public.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Holy shit….T.O.? Is that you?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Did I just see a Twilight themed Burger King commercial on NFL Sunday? Someone should be shot and fired for this. In that order, just to add insult to injury.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Siragusa is a waste of space and oxygen.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Wow, heavy-hands Hedgecock finally held on to a ball.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Ravens get stabby on Santi.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Damn you chris houston, you just robbed me of a TD from Manningham, and the Giants of a TD, because we all know they can’t punch it in from the 1 with 3 downs to spare.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Guhhhhhhhhh…. …this Seahawks season is never going to end.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
There is nothing Ballmer’s offense cannot fuck up.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Fuck you Favre
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
@ PirateSloth Child please! I’m sober at 2pm on NFL Sunday and it’s overcast, blustery and 55 deg.f!
/no sympathy
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Definitely glad I stuck with Indy instead of this abortion of a game in Dallas.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Seahawks = skunk
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
It’s the Washington-Dallas Punt/FG Misskakke!
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Why is Santi have more catches and yards than Dallas Clark, is Clark hurt or something?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Tavaris sighting!
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
BEN DID BAD?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Some guy named Studebaker picked off Big Ben in the red zone
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Put TarvSage Booty in the Wildcat!
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Its nice for all the “post Favre haters” to be able to see how shitty the vikes woulda been with tavaris running the team
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
thebrettfavre is singlehandedly winning fantasy for me this week
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:19 pm
except now he’s been replaced by t-jack. boo.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
/pushes bartenders out of the way to get better access to alcohol
//fuck you Drew
///I still love you though
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Jerry Jones is on the sideline. Hopefully hell be pegged in the pacemaker with a stray Homo pass.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Jerry “Skeletor” Jones will fix things, now.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Now there’s the Stafford we’ve come to know and loathe.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Jimmy Football just ejaculated all over my TV. I feel violated.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Since when is throwing a pick on fourth and two not a bad thing? I don’t care if it’s the same as punting, you had a chance to make a game changing play and threw a fucking pick. Fuck you FOX, fuck you.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
So is Romo shitting the bed? Or his receivers?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Eh he was getting hassled by Orakpo, it was a horrible play all around. But they’re acting like he did a good thing.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Saints putting 38 on the Bucs > Pats putting 35 on the Bucs.
/getting ready for next week
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Oh, fuck you, Aikman. Get over the penalty. Why’s this asshole calling Cowboys games?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Troy Aikman strikes me as a bottom…just sayin’
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Another missed FG for Washington. God is PISSED this is the only game on in his viewing area.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Since I’m stuck watching this shit seahawks game, can someone tell me what the fuck the cowboys are doing??
/has the cowboys in the suicide pool this week
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Who’d have thought that the Lions/Browns would be one of the more entertaining games? I figured I’d watch about 30 minutes of it, call it an abortion and watch whatever was on the blacked out stations or Fox (I get 3 CBS feeds so 2 are showing Balt/Indy and one Detroit).
/Checks sky for horsemen, apocalypse must be coming shortly
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
FLACCOCEPTION!
Ravens false start, flag doesn’t get thrown, pick, hilarity.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Damn it, will the 49ers just bench alex smith and play Shaun Hill again already? And run Frank f’ing Gore when your QB’s completion % is closer to a batting average than it ever should be.
/Not even a 49ers fan.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Unibrow into triple coverage. Pickerception. Manning to rape Ballmer for the win.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Now Baltimore fans can bitch because they didn’t get a penalty called against them. It’s opposite day!
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
And right on cue that douche decides to come to play.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Fabian Washington’s season is over.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
I’ll take Tarvaris Jackson over Seneca Wallace.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Nice of you to show up 58 minutes into the game, Dallas offense.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
is reggie bush out, or is he 4th string now?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
He was ruled out before kickoff
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
@Ocho: he was out of the game. Didn’t travel to Tampa.
Not that he was needed for this game.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Bush is out today Ocho. And the Lions are working on finding a way to lose this. Normalcy is being restored to the universe.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Referee: Baltimore is out of challenges, out of timeouts and completely fucked.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Can someone explain the KC pitt game
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
If the skins don’t score I’m going to stab myself in the vajay.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
@gailthesnail: Pew-Pew too tired from playing Modern Warfare 2?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
SKÅL VIKINGS!
I’m enjoying these wins before Double Agent Favre fucks us over in the play-offs.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Harbaugh calls timeout. Decides he wants to challenge the spot. Loses the challenge. Baltiless thus burns their last two timeouts.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Bruce Arians is too tired from being a fucking idiot?
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Brady Queen has thrown 4 TD’s against the Lions. Fuck 0-16, THAT is rock bottom, Lions fans.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Why must Romo always give me heart attacks by refusing to pass to Austin until 4th quarter. looking at a receiver with 0 points in the 4th is terrifying
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Troy Aikman is such a cunt.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Memo to Matty Ice: Please throw a TD to Roddy White and another one to him in OT. Thank you.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Holy catch, Tony Gonzalez!
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
There’s the Ed Reed lateral…..right to a Colts player.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Ed Reed throws lateral to Indy defender. Perfect.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I know Matty’s from Boston but all the dark skinned people aren’t the same guy, throw to your alledged #1 wide out damn you.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Oh, Redskins. So close.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
A forward lateral, no less.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Time to go kill myself. FUCK YOU DALLAS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Looks like Reed was down when he pitched that.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Saints 10-0. Whoo!!!!
And Ed Reed just gave the game away!
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I stand corrected.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:07 pm
How many games have the Colts had gift wrapped for them this year?
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Chaz Batch warming up.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Stafford gets picked throwing into triple coverage, all is right with the world now.
/Stops checking sky for horsemen
//Switches to Giants/Falcons in OT
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
OW. BEN DON’T FEEL GOOD.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Looks like HEAD OWIES are back.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
@Pigs Don’t get me started on Ted Ginn. Two — TWO — would-be game-winning touchdowns that fucker dropped against Indy.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
oh thank god Washington lost. Not a pretty game by any means.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Wow great shifty eyes shot of Ben on the bench, looking forward to that gif.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’ll take Tarvaris Jackson over Seneca Wallace.
I’ll take Phil Dawson over those two.
/almost serious
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
The Charlie Batch experience!
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Bruce Arians quite literally couldn’t have called a worse 3rd down play there.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
CBS is about to leave the Schadenfreude City/Pittsburgh game in overtime to show us the inevitably not as interesting Jets game. Another network fail.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Damn, nice run by Jamal Charles.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I’ll take Richard Dawson over Tarvaris Jackson and Seneca Wallace.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Oh fucking shocker Ike Taylor drops another interception.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Hey Ben.. Bubby Brister called and he even thinks this game is hard to watch. Christ watching Browns/Lions looks like the game of the week compared to this garbage
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Ike Taylor just handed the Steelers an incredibly embarrassing loss. What an asshole.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:16 pm
now let’s all watch the browns give this game away.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Holy shit, Chris Chambers is still alive?
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Hmmm, the Lions are like the NFL version of HPV, sometimes they show up, they never really go away and they suck.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Dr. House isn’t gonna be happy with Foreman after this debacle
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
BEN SLEEPY!
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Oh man, I suddenly look like a savant for picking up Chris Chambers a few weeks ago.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Looks like Ben is playing PSP
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Kansas City won?
Checks sky for flying pigs.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Was that a Chris Chambers sighting?
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Also, Dear Double J:
Thank you for your generous gift of a 1st round pick for Roy Williams. How’s that working out for ya?
/Pettigrew looks half-way decent
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Gun please.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
That was awesome. Thanks Ike!
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Bob, gun.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:21 pm
They called interference on a hail mary?! Only Cleveland can fail like this!
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
WTF is going on in the DET-CLE game?
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Thank you Mangini, Stafford’s back after your time-out.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Ape, when you’re done with that gun…pass it this way.
/browns are on the clock.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
About 50 people just went fucking nuts over the Lions win.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
New Rule: Infinity Ward may only release a new Call of Duty game in the off-season. BEN DISTRACTED.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
And Detroit wins. Wow. Time to burn Cleveland to the ground at long last.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
WTF is going on in the DET-CLE game?
The Browns aren’t going to sit there and be outsucked by a bunch of cowardly lions.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:24 pm
I kind of feel bad, I hate to see fat men weep and I’m sure Mangini will be doing so shortly.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
THE BROWNS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
You don’t even need 2 functioning arms to beat the Browns
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Aaaand Cleveland manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. At least my day isn’t completely ruined.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Ok so now Belichick is taking stupid challenges. Good Lord.
November 22nd, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Gleat Googry Moogry!
November 22nd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
So, highlight of my day: watching Baltimore get all cheap-shotty against the Colts, having them do that stupid fucking thing where they put “INDY” on the scoreboard instead of “COLTS”, watching the Ravens get stuffed THREE TIMES on the 18 inch line, watching Flacco throw the backbreaking interception because he apparently didn’t see Gary Brackett RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF RAY RICE on a play that should have been called back because the refs missed a false start by the Ravens offense, followed by a sick Reggie Wayne catch the Ravens stupidly challenge, giving Peyton Manning two minutes and three timeouts, and then watching Ed Reed attempt a forward lateral, only for it to be called a fumble which the Colts recover to win.
Basically, watching the Ravens get humiliated by failing in all the ways a good football team should succeed in, and be effectively eliminated from the playoffs by the Colts. Scaudenfreude’s a bitch, motherfuckers.
10-0!
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Monkey Business is every bit as annoying as any Pats fan in 2007.
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:11 pm
A hearty +1 to ape, I think they top them.
November 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Monkey business should be limited to ten words.
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Well, don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’, but, ah… it says on your chart that you’re fucked up. Uh… you talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I’d do, is just like… like… you know, like, you know what I mean, like…
November 22nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Nice try on the “effectively eliminated from the playoffs” thing, bub. You know, considering that they are 5-5 and the teams currently in the Wild Card spots are 6-4.
November 22nd, 2009 at 9:00 pm
So Jessica is still wearing the Cowboys swag? Wasn’t she dating some Redskins back-up after she was Romo-dumped?
Tony musta slammed that good.