Yeah revenge is sweet.

Also, Renee Zellweger is one of the few people on the planet whose appearance would be improved by a moutheyes photoshop.

Also, Finns would not care about any of this. They would be too busy committing suicide, or whatever it is that they do (mostly suicide).

Ballard is an area in Seattle filled with Scandinavians.

Of course, Chris Johnson made MJD’s day look insignificant. BTW, if I don’t see an animated gif on Monday of the epic Brian Russell fail on Chris Johnson’s 89-yard TD run, I’ll be mildly disappointed.

Because Johnson was almost at a dead stop, Russell is right in front of him, all he’s got to do is reach out and push and it’s a four-yard gain. But no, he decides to lower his helmet and cheapshot Johnson in the legs. He manages to lightly scrape his helmet against Johnsons’s forearm, then spin comically to the ground, arms and legs haplessly outstretched. And Johnson’s off for an 89-yard scamper.

There were no less than three camera angles – a sideline cam, a close-up, and an overhead blimp – all clearly showing the Greek Tragedy-level epicness of Brian Russell’s idiocy.

We’re talking Sophocles’ Oedipus Trilogy-level epic here.

/not sure that counts as an epic, but a play about incestuous inbreds seems appropriate.

I’m somewhat sure you didn’t mean to be a dick about the proper spelling of “SKOL”. That’s just an Americanized spelling of the Scandinavian phrase. Most Minnewegian people don’t know what to make of the word “Skål” (with that silly circle above the “A”), but the “Skol” spelling easily renders the same sound in the same spirit.

Also, “Ballard” should be spelled “Baile Ard”.
/means to be a dick

With a bit of luck, the Air Force may mistake them for an Afghan wedding.