Don’t get me wrong, Broncos-Ravens has a little bit of appeal (presuming the Ravens can get back on track and actually give Denver a game), and Miami heading to Giants Stadium to play the Jets is a serviceable rivalry. But the rest of these games blow. Rams at Lions? I’d rather get stabbed in the lung. Browns at Bears? Sounds incredibly suspenseful. Houston making the trek to Buffalo might be interesting if Ryan Fitzpatrick happened to sit on a horseshoe at some point last week (and honestly, he’s only replacing Trent Edwards. How much of a downgrade can that be?)…and then there’s Seattle at the JerryDome and Peyton taking on the 49ers. If those are the only games in your area, you may want to take a nap and find yourself refreshed for FavreFest II.
And if you haven’t set your clocks back yet…at least you’ll be an hour early for wherever you’re watching the games today. Good on ya.
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The Cowboys won. Were you watching the same game?
And the Cowboys’ implosion continues…
Jesus H. Christ on a fucking pogo stick, look at the ass on the chick in the giants jersey
Holy Crap! when did Bill Cowher shave his stashe and become a Philly fan? That’s a MAN, BABY!! Seriously, it’s a good thing that the score is not decided by the “talent” of their fans, cause that’s one fugly chick
Great.. St Louis won.. well there goes my entire afternoon.. guess im gonna get cry over a pint of B&J’s while watching Farvapalooza
you never really get used to being a Jets fan. Every year it looks like things are going to get better and somehow, the sting never quite seems to get you numb.
Ed Hoch says the ball is placed right, and no one fucks with the Ed Hoch. Ya feel lucky punk? Do ya?
At this point, can we stop debating who deserves the title of “worst team in the NFL?” Tampa Bay will not win a game this year. They have too many pansy wansy homosexuals on that team. Paging Tony Dungy!!
Fins beat Jets on two kick returns by…Ted Gin.
Now I’m really fucked up.
Steven Jackson finally scores!..and Lions about to lose at home to the Rams..will not give up title of most putrid team that easily
Brady Quinn’s first drive: 3 and out of the closet
Chimichanga is trying his best not to piss off the Beast today, isn’t he?
If the Niners can pull this off it will negate the fact that I was forced to start Matt Stafford due to horrible bye-week management.
It will also force me to re-examine everything in life.
@Breaston. I’ll see your Slaton and Daniels and raise you Slaton and Schaub. 2 INTS and NO TDS?!?! Against the Bills? Why do the Texans continue to cock tease us with dreams of fantasy football glory?
Why the fuck has Kevin Smith not played in the 2nd half? And Maurice Morris is still alive?
addai to wayne for the td ftw!
@Breaston….i have same problem on my team…now need tiny Darren to score 5 tds..against Raiders, hmmm.. hope springs eternal
My question is this, which texan did more to kill my fantasy team today, Slaton or Daniels?
//deserved what I’m getting for taking two Texans.
@Bubby.
The question is why does Butterfingers Slaton keep dropping the ball even though all of his pratices are about him holding onto the ball. My team has failed too. I feel your pain.
Moats was a career back up on the Eagles who cut because he blows. Over the past few years he is best known for getting arrested for nothing in the parking lot of a hospital while his mother-in-law died inside……….
Fuck Favre.
Yeah, who the fuck is R. Moats and why is he stealing all of Steve Slaton’s touchdowns????
If I have to hear Dan Dierdorf say one more thing about how Joe Flacco is like Ben Roethlisberger I’m gonna choke a bitch
God I miss having digital cable :(
@infidel
Slaton benched for fumble-itis
Did Slaton get hurt or did they just bench him? Ryan Moats?? / fantasy team fail
and now it’s time to pass out
This hurts, but the Ravens (minus Lewis) are playing like Gods today
Can I nominate the entire Seahawks team for Least?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to Seneca fail.
goalpost dunk fail by miles austin
I’m going to be dreadfully sad if Detroit can’t pull it out against the Lambs. We need a woeful 0-16 team *every* year!
nice thing about living in New York..can switch from Giant raping and watch Jet/ Dolphin fun time game…Ginn with 2 ko returns!
It’s noon and I’m shitfaced already…….. thanks a lot Jim Mora you cocksucker!
Agreed with WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo.
I’m…uh…stunned?
Best Ted Ginn week ever?
Best Ted Ginn week ever.
Almost started the Dolphins D today. Almost.
Four words never previously spoken: Ted Ginn for Meast
If Giants Girl is really a man, he’s hiding it better than Eagles Girl.
Awesome fakeration by Sanchise on keeper…Miami lineman still looking for loose ball
First Osi’s gonna shit. Then he’s gonna kill us!
AHAHAHAHA Osi’s like “YEAAAH.. WAIT WUT”
Son of a bitch… I see one of Derek Anderson’s passes and expect the dog from Duck Hunt to pop up and start laughing at him.
This is all sorts of win. Ha ha!
And so far, this NFL week has sucked so much, it’s almost getting me interested in watching baseball. Almost.
There are few things in life I enjoy more than watching PeyPey get sacked.
It’s the little things…
Sanchise done got his shit ruined. Taylor for the TD!
What the hell is happening in Indy?
I had no idea Jake Delhomme got traded to the Giants
Dear Fox… could you please switch to a closer game like…. Rams-Lions? Thanks. Done with the Giants-Eagles game!
kaithanxbai
At least Ginn can catch a kickoff…wow
~40 yard pass incomplete
Broncos WR bitches, gets PI flag from other side of field 5 seconds after the play ends
Baltimore referee rage mode ACTIVATE
Terry Bradshaw just called the running back for the Broncos “Keyshawn Moreno.”
“All them coloreds have funny names, don’t they?”
Ravens’ Lardarius Webb returns opening KO of 2nd half for a TD.
I hope this Eagles beatdown of the G-Men is a good omen for that baseball game tonight
Red Zone channel has shown all of about 45 seconds of the Broncos/Ravens game. Clearly it’s a real thriller.
Son of a bitch… I see one of Derek Anderson’s passes and expect the dog from Duck Hunt to pop up and start laughing at him.
The Browns defense isn’t doing too bad, they’ve looked good, but they’re getting tired because the offense sucks so much.
Eli is trying to outfloat Marmalard and failed. This is a woodshed beating.
Update from Arlington TX: 57 is the Mike LB. True story.
OMAHA!
those watching the seahawks want to explain to my fantasy team why edge is getting the carries over julius jones?
/i know he sucks but somehow i get tricked into drafting the lesser jones brother every year
Seahawks trickery fail!
gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That’s settled then, I’m rooting for the eagles.
Swear to God, if that was a Broncos jersey, I would probably be needning a some clean pants…
Since when do the Seahawks count as football?
Osi really took a shit on that last play!
@289
Because its football. And even a Pirate needs one day off a week.
And finally the Favrekkake promotion begins on fox.
Lovie throws a challenge flag. I can’t wait to see how this turns out!
You know, Im gonna try some positive thinking here. No matter how much more shit the Giants suck through a straw this year, they still beat Satan’s Goat Herders in the opening game at that house of ill repute in Dallas. I’ll stand on that.
Derrick Mason just lost it on the sidelines after getting held up by the Broncos D.
Is 8:15am too early to drink rum? I’ll be finding out on this first Seahawks drive.
Why in the fuck are you watching football while living in Hawaii?
For once Im glad that Im stuck in CO and am not able to force myself to watch the Giants.
Andy Reid’s coughs cure cancer.
giants meltdown…..what a good day.
I’m going to drink because we actually threw in another Wildcat play.
Giants are failing early and failing often.
Who is the fucktard (not Stockton) saying nice things about Roy Williams (WR DAL) on my television?!?
Is 8:15am too early to drink rum? I’ll be finding out on this first Seahawks drive.
YEEE HAW, I’M PIMPING A JAMES CAMERON MOVIE ON MAH GIGATRON!
‘Someone got into his non-toxic washable Crayola Marker set!’
Pey Pey reacts: “MOOOOOOM!”