Your 1 PM Open Thread: Giants-Eagles And Seven Other Games That Kinda Blow
Don’t get me wrong, Broncos-Ravens has a little bit of appeal (presuming the Ravens can get back on track and actually give Denver a game), and Miami heading to Giants Stadium to play the Jets is a serviceable rivalry. But the rest of these games blow. Rams at Lions? I’d rather get stabbed in the lung. Browns at Bears? Sounds incredibly suspenseful. Houston making the trek to Buffalo might be interesting if Ryan Fitzpatrick happened to sit on a horseshoe at some point last week (and honestly, he’s only replacing Trent Edwards. How much of a downgrade can that be?)…and then there’s Seattle at the JerryDome and Peyton taking on the 49ers. If those are the only games in your area, you may want to take a nap and find yourself refreshed for FavreFest II.
And if you haven’t set your clocks back yet…at least you’ll be an hour early for wherever you’re watching the games today. Good on ya.
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November 1st, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Ted Ginn Jr replaced by some guy as the starter today for Miami. Adjust fantasy rosters accordingly, but really, if you were starting Ted Ginn Jr, you were gonna lose anyway.
November 1st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Mmmmmm… Sunday morning boobs… What a great way to wake up and get your lineups finalized.
November 1st, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Why bench him? It’s not his fault. After all, Chad Henne has clearly failed to learn the key insight from Pennington: Never hit Ted Ginn in the hands.
He’s only lost the Fins two games against undefeated teams. And he’s so fast!
November 1st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Does Tom Cable have to choke a bitch?
November 1st, 2009 at 12:56 pm
here we go giants here we go
November 1st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Have I mentioned that I love Sunday morning boobs? While I hate the Giants I would do unimaginable things to Manning chick up there. DAYUM!
November 1st, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I can trade Devin Hester for Anquan Boldin.
I think this could be a good raping for me, but then again maybe Boldin will be the one doing the fucking.
Should I do it?
November 1st, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Is that a dude on the right? So confusing.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Aight, this might sound weird but I’m pulling for the Browns today. (nothing related to me taking Cleveland +14, I swear) DA doesn’t deserve his bad rap for sucking, his receivers drop lots and lots and LOTS of catchable balls. So I’m hoping today is the day they catch em, and um, lose by 13 or less. Go Browns!
and just to torment the Browns fans more, I’d LOOOOVE to see DA light it up for the next 6 games, get loved, and then crash again.
Superwoman makes me dizzy. I cannot stop staring at those immaculately perfect boobs. g’damn!
November 1st, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Does Tom Cable have to choke a bitch?
Does he have to? No.
Does he like to? Oh, yes. A lot.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:04 pm
It is the glorious bye week for the chiefs, in which being a student at KU does not suck in awful shittiness one day a year, Looks like colts vs 49ers and Broncos vs Ravens early, and then farve fest. No chiefs = AWESOME.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:09 pm
That dude has some perky nipples.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Go New York Football Giants of the National Football League of Football.
Where football players …. wait check that….
I’ll tell you what, this is where football players play the game of football in the national football league.
Wow Sunday NFL countdown is enough to make me want to put a bullet in my head. Tom jackson just went on a 5 minute rant about how Favre “gave something away” when he left green bay. How green bay “lost something”… oh my god ESPN JUST FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAArrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH. It’s a 24-7 GANG SUCK OFF OF BRETT FAVRE.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:15 pm
That ass is the perfect shape for resting on my face.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I also never thought I would see someone in a Manning jersey look that scrumptious.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:29 pm
“This is the shittiest shit of a schedblahblahblah…” What are you going to bitch about in the offseason, the kommenters?
/yep, just bitchin’ too
November 1st, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Elisha has a tramp stamp? Flippin’ sweet!
November 1st, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Lineup help needed – Harvin vs. Green Bay, or Austin Collie vs. 49ers?
November 1st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
If I ever wondered what the dude from the Safety Dance video would look like with nice tits, I think I now have the answer.
/had never wondered
November 1st, 2009 at 1:37 pm
HEy, wait a minute. That’s not an officially licensed Eagles jersey.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Elisha has a tramp stamp? Flippin’ sweet!
Someone got into his non-toxic washable Crayola Marker set!
November 1st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
I wonder if that’s body paint or liquid latex…
/Could use some breast implants.
//Should call the Eagles team doctor. Their cheerleading squad all look like refugees from the local gentleman’s club.
November 1st, 2009 at 1:42 pm
‘Someone got into his non-toxic washable Crayola Marker set!’
Pey Pey reacts: “MOOOOOOM!”
November 1st, 2009 at 1:54 pm
YEEE HAW, I’M PIMPING A JAMES CAMERON MOVIE ON MAH GIGATRON!
November 1st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Is 8:15am too early to drink rum? I’ll be finding out on this first Seahawks drive.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Who is the fucktard (not Stockton) saying nice things about Roy Williams (WR DAL) on my television?!?
November 1st, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Giants are failing early and failing often.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I’m going to drink because we actually threw in another Wildcat play.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
giants meltdown…..what a good day.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Andy Reid’s coughs cure cancer.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:16 pm
For once Im glad that Im stuck in CO and am not able to force myself to watch the Giants.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Is 8:15am too early to drink rum? I’ll be finding out on this first Seahawks drive.
Why in the fuck are you watching football while living in Hawaii?
November 1st, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Derrick Mason just lost it on the sidelines after getting held up by the Broncos D.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
You know, Im gonna try some positive thinking here. No matter how much more shit the Giants suck through a straw this year, they still beat Satan’s Goat Herders in the opening game at that house of ill repute in Dallas. I’ll stand on that.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Lovie throws a challenge flag. I can’t wait to see how this turns out!
November 1st, 2009 at 2:30 pm
And finally the Favrekkake promotion begins on fox.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:32 pm
@289
Because its football. And even a Pirate needs one day off a week.
November 1st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Osi really took a shit on that last play!
November 1st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Since when do the Seahawks count as football?
November 1st, 2009 at 2:42 pm
That’s settled then, I’m rooting for the eagles.
Swear to God, if that was a Broncos jersey, I would probably be needning a some clean pants…
November 1st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Seahawks trickery fail!
gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
November 1st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
those watching the seahawks want to explain to my fantasy team why edge is getting the carries over julius jones?
/i know he sucks but somehow i get tricked into drafting the lesser jones brother every year
November 1st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Update from Arlington TX: 57 is the Mike LB. True story.
OMAHA!
November 1st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Eli is trying to outfloat Marmalard and failed. This is a woodshed beating.
November 1st, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Son of a bitch… I see one of Derek Anderson’s passes and expect the dog from Duck Hunt to pop up and start laughing at him.
The Browns defense isn’t doing too bad, they’ve looked good, but they’re getting tired because the offense sucks so much.
November 1st, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Red Zone channel has shown all of about 45 seconds of the Broncos/Ravens game. Clearly it’s a real thriller.
November 1st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I hope this Eagles beatdown of the G-Men is a good omen for that baseball game tonight
November 1st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Ravens’ Lardarius Webb returns opening KO of 2nd half for a TD.
November 1st, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Terry Bradshaw just called the running back for the Broncos “Keyshawn Moreno.”
“All them coloreds have funny names, don’t they?”
November 1st, 2009 at 3:44 pm
~40 yard pass incomplete
Broncos WR bitches, gets PI flag from other side of field 5 seconds after the play ends
Baltimore referee rage mode ACTIVATE
November 1st, 2009 at 3:50 pm
At least Ginn can catch a kickoff…wow
November 1st, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Dear Fox… could you please switch to a closer game like…. Rams-Lions? Thanks. Done with the Giants-Eagles game!
kaithanxbai
November 1st, 2009 at 3:52 pm
I had no idea Jake Delhomme got traded to the Giants
November 1st, 2009 at 3:54 pm
What the hell is happening in Indy?
November 1st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Sanchise done got his shit ruined. Taylor for the TD!
November 1st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
There are few things in life I enjoy more than watching PeyPey get sacked.
It’s the little things…
November 1st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Son of a bitch… I see one of Derek Anderson’s passes and expect the dog from Duck Hunt to pop up and start laughing at him.
This is all sorts of win. Ha ha!
And so far, this NFL week has sucked so much, it’s almost getting me interested in watching baseball. Almost.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
AHAHAHAHA Osi’s like “YEAAAH.. WAIT WUT”
November 1st, 2009 at 4:08 pm
First Osi’s gonna shit. Then he’s gonna kill us!
November 1st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Awesome fakeration by Sanchise on keeper…Miami lineman still looking for loose ball
November 1st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
If Giants Girl is really a man, he’s hiding it better than Eagles Girl.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Four words never previously spoken: Ted Ginn for Meast
November 1st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Almost started the Dolphins D today. Almost.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Agreed with WhatWouldPurpleJesusDo.
I’m…uh…stunned?
Best Ted Ginn week ever?
Best Ted Ginn week ever.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
It’s noon and I’m shitfaced already…….. thanks a lot Jim Mora you cocksucker!
November 1st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
nice thing about living in New York..can switch from Giant raping and watch Jet/ Dolphin fun time game…Ginn with 2 ko returns!
November 1st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I’m going to be dreadfully sad if Detroit can’t pull it out against the Lambs. We need a woeful 0-16 team *every* year!
November 1st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
goalpost dunk fail by miles austin
November 1st, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to Seneca fail.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Can I nominate the entire Seahawks team for Least?
November 1st, 2009 at 4:21 pm
This hurts, but the Ravens (minus Lewis) are playing like Gods today
November 1st, 2009 at 4:23 pm
and now it’s time to pass out
November 1st, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Did Slaton get hurt or did they just bench him? Ryan Moats?? / fantasy team fail
November 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@infidel
Slaton benched for fumble-itis
November 1st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
If I have to hear Dan Dierdorf say one more thing about how Joe Flacco is like Ben Roethlisberger I’m gonna choke a bitch
God I miss having digital cable :(
November 1st, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yeah, who the fuck is R. Moats and why is he stealing all of Steve Slaton’s touchdowns????
November 1st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Fuck Favre.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Moats was a career back up on the Eagles who cut because he blows. Over the past few years he is best known for getting arrested for nothing in the parking lot of a hospital while his mother-in-law died inside……….
November 1st, 2009 at 4:39 pm
@Bubby.
The question is why does Butterfingers Slaton keep dropping the ball even though all of his pratices are about him holding onto the ball. My team has failed too. I feel your pain.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:39 pm
My question is this, which texan did more to kill my fantasy team today, Slaton or Daniels?
//deserved what I’m getting for taking two Texans.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:46 pm
@Breaston….i have same problem on my team…now need tiny Darren to score 5 tds..against Raiders, hmmm.. hope springs eternal
November 1st, 2009 at 4:48 pm
addai to wayne for the td ftw!
November 1st, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Why the fuck has Kevin Smith not played in the 2nd half? And Maurice Morris is still alive?
November 1st, 2009 at 4:53 pm
@Breaston. I’ll see your Slaton and Daniels and raise you Slaton and Schaub. 2 INTS and NO TDS?!?! Against the Bills? Why do the Texans continue to cock tease us with dreams of fantasy football glory?
November 1st, 2009 at 4:54 pm
If the Niners can pull this off it will negate the fact that I was forced to start Matt Stafford due to horrible bye-week management.
It will also force me to re-examine everything in life.
November 1st, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Chimichanga is trying his best not to piss off the Beast today, isn’t he?
November 1st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Brady Quinn’s first drive: 3 and out of the closet
November 1st, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Steven Jackson finally scores!..and Lions about to lose at home to the Rams..will not give up title of most putrid team that easily
November 1st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Fins beat Jets on two kick returns by…Ted Gin.
Now I’m really fucked up.
November 1st, 2009 at 5:10 pm
At this point, can we stop debating who deserves the title of “worst team in the NFL?” Tampa Bay will not win a game this year. They have too many pansy wansy homosexuals on that team. Paging Tony Dungy!!
November 1st, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Ed Hoch says the ball is placed right, and no one fucks with the Ed Hoch. Ya feel lucky punk? Do ya?
November 1st, 2009 at 5:14 pm
you never really get used to being a Jets fan. Every year it looks like things are going to get better and somehow, the sting never quite seems to get you numb.
November 1st, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Great.. St Louis won.. well there goes my entire afternoon.. guess im gonna get cry over a pint of B&J’s while watching Farvapalooza
November 1st, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Holy Crap! when did Bill Cowher shave his stashe and become a Philly fan? That’s a MAN, BABY!! Seriously, it’s a good thing that the score is not decided by the “talent” of their fans, cause that’s one fugly chick
November 1st, 2009 at 10:08 pm
Jesus H. Christ on a fucking pogo stick, look at the ass on the chick in the giants jersey
November 2nd, 2009 at 10:25 am
And the Cowboys’ implosion continues…
November 2nd, 2009 at 11:33 am
The Cowboys won. Were you watching the same game?