What a Surprise.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa… tickets are still available to the Lions-Seahawks game this Sunday because Detroit fans aren’t going to make the trip? But this is the weekend’s premiere matchup between a 1-6 team and a 2-5 team! Hell, the last time these two teams faced off, the final score was 9-6! Barns: burned. WHEEEEEE!!!

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32 Responses to “What a Surprise.”

  1. PirateSloth Says:

    I could give you one of my season tickets for the game CC if you want to go.

  2. Unsilent Majority Says:

    Hmmm. Nothing seems to be happening when I click the “Buy Tickets” button. Perhaps that’s the problem.

  3. Mike from Stumptown Says:

    Cheering for blackouts? But how can I point and laugh at all the in-game fuckups?

    /looks up NFL blackout rules
    //realizes Seattle is 175 miles north of local FOX affiliate

    Never mind.

  4. Christmas Ape Says:

    I think it’s revenge for when Seattle fans didn’t go to Detroit for the Super Bowl.

  5. The_Internet Says:

    Seattle will not have a blacked out game for some time.

    However, Seattle fans will have many blacked out games for some time.

  6. dudebro Says:

    Now that there’s no abnormally slow and shitty white safetys to get blown up, what’s the point?

  7. The_Internet Says:

    @Ape

    There were no tickets left, FOX bought up half the stadium for everyone that ever met Jerome Bettis

  8. jrkumor Says:

    Is this because the Seahawks game is on at the same time as the Sounders playoff game vs Houston Dynamo? Are the Sounders are more popular than the Seahawks?

  9. Upstate Underdog Says:

    This might be the last game the Seahawks win all year, their fans might want to show up.

  10. Mike from Stumptown Says:

    Now that there’s no abnormally slow and shitty white safetys to get blown up, what’s the point?

    The point is …

    is …

    is …

    OK, I got nothing. You win, dudebro.

  11. Rocco Says:

    @UU: They do play the Bucs however. At home. Really shouldn’t lose that game.

  12. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    A Limited Number Of Tickets Are Available

    Limited to 67,000.

  13. Vicious Says:

    My good friend from Houston is coming up to see this game. I had to turn the tickets down, namely because I didn’t want to spend 6 hours in a car on Sunday to go sit at a crappy football game when I can sit on my couch and enjoy better games on TV. I’m a terrible friend.

  14. Charlie Sweatpants Says:

    Eat it, fans of other frequently blacked out franchises. The Lions don’t just black out home games, now they black out road games as well. Roar.

  15. Bubby Brister's Mop Says:

    Clearly, this is the Steelers fault. I don’t know how or why but I’ve heard whiny emo Seahawk fans blame them for everything else over the past four years, so why not this?

    /Thinks the refs called a great game in Super Bowl XL
    //Ben was definitely over the goal line.

  16. Paul Says:

    Bills Browns sold out no problem.

    And people say they’ll move the Bills… pshhhhh

  17. The_Internet Says:

    where’s this blackout talk coming from?

  18. pfah Says:

    @Bubby Brister’s Mop…..you’re obviously blind and a Steelers fan. not sure which is worse.

  19. H Cuz Says:

    And just think, that 9-6 game was in a year where Seattle made the playoffs and the Lions started 6-2 or somesuch.

    Which means this game is bound to be even worse! Hooray!

  20. Captain Caveman Says:

    Clearly, this is the Steelers fault. I don’t know how or why but I’ve heard whiny emo Seahawk fans blame them for everything else over the past four years, so why not this?

    Dude, this post wasn’t about the Steelers. If I can not bitch about it, maybe you can not bitch about people bitching about it. Bitch.

  21. roger goodell Says:

    haha you got served mister bubbly mop

  22. City of Industry Football Corporation Says:

    I find it funny that Lofa Tatupu (on IR) is still printed on the tickets.

  23. City of Industry Football Corporation Says:

    Come to think of it, good thing they didn’t put Edgerin James or an Offensive Line on the tickets.

  24. seahawk matt Says:

    Fuck you Ape…. and the joke is on me, I get to sit through this shit game on sunday

  25. Nate Newton's van Says:

    Seattle’s two-minute drill didn’t go to Detroit for the Super Bowl either.

  26. Monica Dickey Says:

    I may have to have a “blacked out game” to get through watching Seattle

  27. Mike from Stumptown Says:

    That pic needs a “John Carlson is watching you masterbate” caption.

  28. Bergh Says:

    Brian Russell is no longer around to put asses in the seats. Future HOF’er sells tickets.

  29. BrianRussellFanClubofOne Says:

    The Seahawks have been selling out their single-game ticket and have a multi-year waiting list for season tickets. The problem is the visiting fans not buying tickets, not the Seattle fans. If the Lion or Jaguars fans can’t sell out their own stadiums, why would they fly to Seattle in November to see their teams get shutout?

  30. wojdak Says:

    Whatever, hate on the Hawks. Least were gonna get a win. And whats really sad, if and when we do win, if Arizona loses, we are not out of the playoff picture. We just need to borrow an offensive line…….

  31. jackin'4beats Says:

    Can Seahawks fans stop bitching please? At least your team was good enough to get beat fair and square in a recent Super Bowl. Sheesh.

  32. Philly Jim Says:

    …and the possessive case used incorrectly…sheez.

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