Watch Them Turn Lambeau Field Into A Giant Muuuuuuudpit!
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
AT THE LAMBEAU FIELD! FIELD! FIELD!
IT’S BLOOD, SWEAT AND GEARRRRRRRS!
WITH AARON “GRAAAAAVESITTER” RODGERS!
AND FELIX “HAAAAAMSTRING” JONES!
IT’LL BE ACTION ACTION ACTION!
KIDS GET FREE CORN DOG WITH PURCHASE OF TWO ADULT TICKETS!
AND STICK AROUND FOR PHILIP “CARMALARD” RIVERS AS HIS CHARRRRGERS TAKE ON ANDY “ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL” REID IN A WINNER TAKE ALL DEMOLITION DEEERBY!
(Plus two horrible games from the West divisions)
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
November 15th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
shizz
November 15th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
CARMALARD! THE CAR THAT TURNS INTO A MARMALARD!
November 15th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Carmalard? So King Philip the Lazerfaced is not just an animated chicken peddler but he’s also a Transformer?!
November 15th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Is Ape drunk, belligerent, and teary-eyed right now? You better fuckin believe Ape is drunk, belligerent and teary-eyed right now. Meanwhile, Punte is swinging his privates at oncoming traffic somewhere in celebration
November 15th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Is it on?
November 15th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Fox still on vikings lions here!
November 15th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Fucking Lions can’t even lose on schedule.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Troy Aikman strikes me as a bottom…just sayin’
November 15th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Looking at Jamarcus Russell’s stat line, he should just quit now. It’s all downhill from here.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
For fucks sake I hope we can contain Fitty
November 15th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
@jobe Did you mean ‘…strikes me on the bottom.’?
November 15th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Jamarcus always seems to have a competent first quarter. And then…
November 15th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Brightside of watching the Chargers game online through a British feed? New and exciting expletives.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
really cbs? the only game you’re showing me today is KC/Oak even though i’m in fucking Michigan? for shame. thank free redzone channel god.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Worst call ever. Rodgers gets KTFO, drops the ball, and gets a first down because it kinda, sorta, looked like the jam on the outside receiver got a little too high. BULL SHIT. BULL SHIT.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Why is Aikman allowed to call Cowboys games?
I mean, I know it’s Fox, but — really?
November 15th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
For that matter, why are the Cowboys and Packers on in Northern Virginia?
November 15th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Fox may have just set a record for seconds of gametime per minute of commercial.
November 15th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
@RW’sB What would you rather watch, PHI @ SD? KC @ OAK holy hell?!?
November 15th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Ugh, I started the Philly Defense, and I’m watching the points tick off my score faster than the page can refresh. Can we just agree that Andy Reid should be out of football forever, and should probably be legally compelled to refund part of his salary. No resistance whatsoever. Fuck, at least try a little, that’s all I’m asking.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
GOD DAMNIT. THEY GAVE UP ANOTHER TD WHILE I WAS COMPLAINING. God Damn Philly. God Damn.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:03 pm
@spanky Wholly dependent on picks thrown by Romo.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Troy A. talk pretty one day.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
BEEF MOE > Fox-X-Mo
November 15th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
“Grab Your Bag” It’s On….Southwest Airlines commercial ad infintium, ad nauseum
November 15th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
If I could figure out exactly what was happening in that mud pit, I believe I would be aroused.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
The chick whose ass is most prominent has to be suffocating. Looks like major scat play in that pit.
November 15th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
This is blackface we can believe in
November 15th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
sunday muddy sunday
November 15th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Question of the day – Is Wade Phillips actually retarded, or just perpetually confused?
November 15th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Green Bay and Dallas doing everything in their power to make this the most spectacularly incompetent game ever.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
I know it may some weird that they’re playing Blink182 in Lambeau, but that song just made it to Green Bay this week.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
This Packers-Cowboys game will make tomorrow’s Browns-Ravens game look good.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
All these sacks and penalties, it’s like watching the Packers play against themselves.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@RWs Bong: Why does he get to call any NFC East games? F’n homer. Been doing the majority of Giants games since Tool Collingsworth moved to the studio. While we’re at it, go back to baseball, Buck. At least Simms has the courtesy to go do AFC games.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Rob, I was just imagining different Hari Kari methods. Christ. this game sucks.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
well of course it is short of TD.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
don’t fucking challenge everything you douchtard
November 15th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
It’s like he’s learning from Andy Reid.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Mike McCarthy is like a thin Andy Reid.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Holy shit Wade is a dumber fuck than Mike McCarthy.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Um.. fellow Packer fans… given the shot Aaron Rodgers took earlier… please don’t pat him on the head so hard. kthnxbai
November 15th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
Holy shit Wade is a dumber fuck than Mike McCarthy.
This is really, really bad coaching. And blocking. And tackling. And offense in general.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
The past couple weeks are making me buy into Drew’s ‘make Fetushead a coach when he retires’ sentiment. There’s no way he could do a more incompetent job than some of the current crop.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
What the fuck is up with this shit today, both my #1 recievers haven’t done shit (Colston and Vincent Jackson)
November 15th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Rob, I didn’t think Aaron deserved the celebratory leap. CHALLENGE FUCK!
November 15th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
And fuck me, that’s a good challenge.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
…What the fuck?
November 15th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I am totally sure nobody really knows the challenge rules.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Can someone explain to me why that wasn’t reviewable? The fuck?
/why am I complaining, it helped my team?
//blames the steelers
November 15th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
So, it was a fumble, but the fact it was recovered couldn’t be reviewed? The fuck?
November 15th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Honest to God, how many TDs is this fucking linebacker going to catch while Greg Jennings sits there thumbing his own asshole?
November 15th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Spencer Havner on my fantasy team FTW
November 15th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Wade Phillips’ facial expressions are priceless. Absolutely the best thing about Cowboys games.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Again, I totes agree Rob. This is kind of game that leads crazy people to throw shit at the TV. And now Joe Buck is ’splaining what the GODS in NY said about reviewability. Which makes my point again. (Looks around to make sure not yet crazy enough to throw shit at my TV).
November 15th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Good news everybody, the Eagles are within a touchdown of San Diego. Who has “Fell asleep with his eyes open” in the Andy Reid Clock Mismanagement Excuse pool? I’ve got a feeling it’s your day!
/drinks bleach
November 15th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
C’mon, Tony. Throw us a pick 6. This drive has lasted far too long.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Joe Buck takes it upon himself to explain a horrific challenge, says the challenge is good (it wasn’t), the play turns out to be non-reviewable, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman throw a shit-fit in the booth because they don’t the call right, then over the commercial break, JOE BUCK CALLS MIKE PEREIRA to complain that he is right, and Pereira tells him he is, in fact, wrong.
WHAT. A. DOUCHE.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
just about did it Ricky!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Joe Buck should be castrated with a nail file.
Nothing in particular that makes me say that. I’m just saying.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
@Boatdrinks: Oh, I flipped the game off, and have been listening on the radio, flipping back. I couldn’t watch it was burning my retinas.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@Boat Almost again! Damn it.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Oh the Eagles are so close!
How will we screw it up today?
/Curses love for the team
November 15th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
What in the hell is going on in this game? I’m convinced McCarthy and Phillips don’t know where they are.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Wow, the officials really don’t know the replay rules.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Mike McCarthy has now resorted to using challenges that he doesn’t have.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
So, you can’t challenge beccause you don’t have any challenges.
WINNAR!
Lovie, Andy Reid, Romeo are all super Jealous right now
November 15th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Is this NFL ref crew trying to destroy the review process?
Oh wait…it’s Jeff Triplett! That explains it!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
McCarthy is just trying to get fired now.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Please do a Haley skit about Cassel’s timeout at near the end of the KC OAK game
November 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Phat booty white girls in Green Bay? No wonder all the brothers go to play for the Packers.
/GODDAMNITCOWBOYSYOUAREFUCKINGKILLINGME!!!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
New Rule: When Joe Buck can legitimately criticize you as a referee, you get demoted to Pop Warner immediately.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Umm. Did Wade and Mike huff glue or shoot heroin before the game? Or is there an option I am unaware of that would cause such idiocy?
November 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
We’ve secretly replaced Mike McCarthy with Lovie Smith in white-face. Let’s see if anyone notices.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Pickerception!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
And there’s Romo with the back-breaking INT!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Romo!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
HOLY SHITBALLS does Romo suck ass.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Yeah baby!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Asante Samuel is such an overrated cornerback. He has let Naane kill him all day!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Really, he was trying to get it to Witten? Color me surprised.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Allow me to be the first to welcome Tony Romo back to being Tony Romo.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
I love you Tony Romo. I love to watch you cry.
please, someone hit me with the Crying Romo gif or pic
November 15th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@Boatdrinks:
I am a Canadian, and none of my friends like football (the real kind, anyway). The most organized football I have ever participated in was playing on a law school flag football team. However, I remain convinced that, unlike Wade, Mike or Andy, I could at least stand on the sidelines and pretend to know what I’m doing for three hours once a week. Or, at least, that I could keep track of timeouts or challenges.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Alright, 30 seconds, McNabb. Aaaaaand GO!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@Rob: Ask and ye shall receive…
http://www.stlallsports.com/pics/tony_romo_crying_after_fumble.jpg
November 15th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@Ricky: Fox should probably play Yakkity Sax during every Eagles’ hurry-up. I’d laugh just to keep from crying.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Penaly flag on a Grant run? I’m sure surprised.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Taxman, we sadly all could. And I am a female. My last football game was in the front yard as a ten or eleven year old. Sigh.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Thank you RWB.
Ah, that’s great.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Alright, 30 seconds, McNabb. Aaaaaand GO!
Why can’t I stop laughing after reading this?
/McNabb’s a Pro Bowl QB
//Reid’s gotten them to the Super Bowl!
///still laughing
November 15th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
67 flags thrown on that play. Jesus Christ….
November 15th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
2 penalties on the punt, both for blocks in the back?
Of course.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Free shot on Romo, and Green Bay just stands there. Ungoddamnedbelievable.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Anyone know if THE BEN has made it to the snowmobiling in Khazakstan level in MW2 yet?
November 15th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
@Reggie: Nothing against McNabb. C’mon, I’m a Dolphins fan. And, as you know by now, nobody throws it into the dirt harder than Chad Henne.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
@Reggie: Nothing against McNabb. C’mon, I’m a Dolphins fan. And, as you know by now, nobody throws it into the dirt harder than Chad Henne.
Except that Donovan just proved you right!
(:02) (Shotgun) 5-D.McNabb pass deep right intended for 81-J.Avant INTERCEPTED by 31-A.Cromartie at SD 0. Touchback.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Oh please shut them out. I got flagged as well for watching this. Penalty is 3:20 of my life and counting.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Romo wishes he gould hit open dirt.
/cries into beer
November 15th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Heh
November 15th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Romo throws a TD? Where’s the flag?
November 15th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
So Roy Williams CAN occasionally catch one?!? Who knew?
/finishes tear watered down beer
November 15th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Not bad (cough / choke) for an “I’m the number one receiver on this team”. Where you been all day? Oh, yeah, big drop and an interception.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Liveblog tonight?
November 15th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Ummm. Joe, this was not a good game. Yes, the Pack won. After that….good game is not a descriptor.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
The Windows 7…7-Word Recap.
Okay, someone has to die for that.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
DavidGnome: yes!
November 15th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Way to draft a speedy fuck up that can’t catch Davis
Hurry up and die Al so I don’t have to endure this shit every week.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
The Windows 7…7 letter recap.
suicide
November 15th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Yeah Eagles, way to kick a field goal on 4th and goal at the 1 when down 14-0 in the 2nd quarter.
At least the fucking Cowboys lost
November 15th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Holy shit, there’s Windows 7 propaganda on Football Night, too. The fuck is this?
November 16th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Late to the party but I LOVED when early in the Eagles game, on 3rd and 1, the Eagles’s “brain trust” called a McNabb roll-out pass to the right. I suppose they were hoping to catch the Chargers unprepared for a pass play on 3rd and short in the redzone. When the pass inevitably clanked to the ground, the camera showed McNabb turning to the bench in frustration making “we should have run the ball” motions with his arms. Priceless. That the talking heads in the booth never went back and commented on that was a crime. But then again Brian “Fade Pattern to the Corner” Billick was the color commentator so maybe he just saw nothing wrong with the play selection.