TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
AT THE LAMBEAU FIELD! FIELD! FIELD!
IT’S BLOOD, SWEAT AND GEARRRRRRRS!
WITH AARON “GRAAAAAVESITTER” RODGERS!
AND FELIX “HAAAAAMSTRING” JONES!
IT’LL BE ACTION ACTION ACTION!
KIDS GET FREE CORN DOG WITH PURCHASE OF TWO ADULT TICKETS!
AND STICK AROUND FOR PHILIP “CARMALARD” RIVERS AS HIS CHARRRRGERS TAKE ON ANDY “ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL” REID IN A WINNER TAKE ALL DEMOLITION DEEERBY!
(Plus two horrible games from the West divisions)
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
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Late to the party but I LOVED when early in the Eagles game, on 3rd and 1, the Eagles’s “brain trust” called a McNabb roll-out pass to the right. I suppose they were hoping to catch the Chargers unprepared for a pass play on 3rd and short in the redzone. When the pass inevitably clanked to the ground, the camera showed McNabb turning to the bench in frustration making “we should have run the ball” motions with his arms. Priceless. That the talking heads in the booth never went back and commented on that was a crime. But then again Brian “Fade Pattern to the Corner” Billick was the color commentator so maybe he just saw nothing wrong with the play selection.
Holy shit, there’s Windows 7 propaganda on Football Night, too. The fuck is this?
Yeah Eagles, way to kick a field goal on 4th and goal at the 1 when down 14-0 in the 2nd quarter.
At least the fucking Cowboys lost
The Windows 7…7 letter recap.
suicide
Way to draft a speedy fuck up that can’t catch Davis
Hurry up and die Al so I don’t have to endure this shit every week.
DavidGnome: yes!
The Windows 7…7-Word Recap.
Okay, someone has to die for that.
Ummm. Joe, this was not a good game. Yes, the Pack won. After that….good game is not a descriptor.
Liveblog tonight?
Not bad (cough / choke) for an “I’m the number one receiver on this team”. Where you been all day? Oh, yeah, big drop and an interception.
So Roy Williams CAN occasionally catch one?!? Who knew?
/finishes tear watered down beer
Romo throws a TD? Where’s the flag?
Heh
Romo wishes he gould hit open dirt.
/cries into beer
Oh please shut them out. I got flagged as well for watching this. Penalty is 3:20 of my life and counting.
@Reggie: Nothing against McNabb. C’mon, I’m a Dolphins fan. And, as you know by now, nobody throws it into the dirt harder than Chad Henne.
Except that Donovan just proved you right!
(:02) (Shotgun) 5-D.McNabb pass deep right intended for 81-J.Avant INTERCEPTED by 31-A.Cromartie at SD 0. Touchback.
@Reggie: Nothing against McNabb. C’mon, I’m a Dolphins fan. And, as you know by now, nobody throws it into the dirt harder than Chad Henne.
Anyone know if THE BEN has made it to the snowmobiling in Khazakstan level in MW2 yet?
Free shot on Romo, and Green Bay just stands there. Ungoddamnedbelievable.
2 penalties on the punt, both for blocks in the back?
Of course.
67 flags thrown on that play. Jesus Christ….
Alright, 30 seconds, McNabb. Aaaaaand GO!
Why can’t I stop laughing after reading this?
/McNabb’s a Pro Bowl QB
//Reid’s gotten them to the Super Bowl!
///still laughing
Thank you RWB.
Ah, that’s great.
Taxman, we sadly all could. And I am a female. My last football game was in the front yard as a ten or eleven year old. Sigh.
Penaly flag on a Grant run? I’m sure surprised.
@Ricky: Fox should probably play Yakkity Sax during every Eagles’ hurry-up. I’d laugh just to keep from crying.
@Rob: Ask and ye shall receive…
http://www.stlallsports.com/pics/tony_romo_crying_after_fumble.jpg
Alright, 30 seconds, McNabb. Aaaaaand GO!
@Boatdrinks:
I am a Canadian, and none of my friends like football (the real kind, anyway). The most organized football I have ever participated in was playing on a law school flag football team. However, I remain convinced that, unlike Wade, Mike or Andy, I could at least stand on the sidelines and pretend to know what I’m doing for three hours once a week. Or, at least, that I could keep track of timeouts or challenges.
I love you Tony Romo. I love to watch you cry.
please, someone hit me with the Crying Romo gif or pic
Allow me to be the first to welcome Tony Romo back to being Tony Romo.
Really, he was trying to get it to Witten? Color me surprised.
Asante Samuel is such an overrated cornerback. He has let Naane kill him all day!
Yeah baby!
HOLY SHITBALLS does Romo suck ass.
Romo!
And there’s Romo with the back-breaking INT!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pickerception!
We’ve secretly replaced Mike McCarthy with Lovie Smith in white-face. Let’s see if anyone notices.
Umm. Did Wade and Mike huff glue or shoot heroin before the game? Or is there an option I am unaware of that would cause such idiocy?
New Rule: When Joe Buck can legitimately criticize you as a referee, you get demoted to Pop Warner immediately.
Phat booty white girls in Green Bay? No wonder all the brothers go to play for the Packers.
/GODDAMNITCOWBOYSYOUAREFUCKINGKILLINGME!!!
Please do a Haley skit about Cassel’s timeout at near the end of the KC OAK game
McCarthy is just trying to get fired now.
Is this NFL ref crew trying to destroy the review process?
Oh wait…it’s Jeff Triplett! That explains it!
So, you can’t challenge beccause you don’t have any challenges.
WINNAR!
Lovie, Andy Reid, Romeo are all super Jealous right now
Mike McCarthy has now resorted to using challenges that he doesn’t have.
Wow, the officials really don’t know the replay rules.
What in the hell is going on in this game? I’m convinced McCarthy and Phillips don’t know where they are.
Oh the Eagles are so close!
How will we screw it up today?
/Curses love for the team
@Boat Almost again! Damn it.
@Boatdrinks: Oh, I flipped the game off, and have been listening on the radio, flipping back. I couldn’t watch it was burning my retinas.
Joe Buck should be castrated with a nail file.
Nothing in particular that makes me say that. I’m just saying.
just about did it Ricky!
Joe Buck takes it upon himself to explain a horrific challenge, says the challenge is good (it wasn’t), the play turns out to be non-reviewable, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman throw a shit-fit in the booth because they don’t the call right, then over the commercial break, JOE BUCK CALLS MIKE PEREIRA to complain that he is right, and Pereira tells him he is, in fact, wrong.
WHAT. A. DOUCHE.
C’mon, Tony. Throw us a pick 6. This drive has lasted far too long.
Good news everybody, the Eagles are within a touchdown of San Diego. Who has “Fell asleep with his eyes open” in the Andy Reid Clock Mismanagement Excuse pool? I’ve got a feeling it’s your day!
/drinks bleach
Again, I totes agree Rob. This is kind of game that leads crazy people to throw shit at the TV. And now Joe Buck is ‘splaining what the GODS in NY said about reviewability. Which makes my point again. (Looks around to make sure not yet crazy enough to throw shit at my TV).
Wade Phillips’ facial expressions are priceless. Absolutely the best thing about Cowboys games.
Spencer Havner on my fantasy team FTW
Honest to God, how many TDs is this fucking linebacker going to catch while Greg Jennings sits there thumbing his own asshole?
So, it was a fumble, but the fact it was recovered couldn’t be reviewed? The fuck?
Can someone explain to me why that wasn’t reviewable? The fuck?
/why am I complaining, it helped my team?
//blames the steelers
I am totally sure nobody really knows the challenge rules.
…What the fuck?
And fuck me, that’s a good challenge.
Rob, I didn’t think Aaron deserved the celebratory leap. CHALLENGE FUCK!
What the fuck is up with this shit today, both my #1 recievers haven’t done shit (Colston and Vincent Jackson)
The past couple weeks are making me buy into Drew’s ‘make Fetushead a coach when he retires’ sentiment. There’s no way he could do a more incompetent job than some of the current crop.
Holy shit Wade is a dumber fuck than Mike McCarthy.
This is really, really bad coaching. And blocking. And tackling. And offense in general.
Um.. fellow Packer fans… given the shot Aaron Rodgers took earlier… please don’t pat him on the head so hard. kthnxbai
Holy shit Wade is a dumber fuck than Mike McCarthy.
Mike McCarthy is like a thin Andy Reid.
It’s like he’s learning from Andy Reid.