Comments on: The truth is no defense to a jailhouse shanking

By: Hasselpfeffer

Hasselpfeffer — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:40:06 +0000

Well, no shit — dude had a black belt.

By: Mike D

Mike D — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:26:40 +0000

so wait you’re saying an INMATE…in FLORIDA makes poor decisions? Well I never!

By: dumpster

dumpster — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:42:13 +0000

@derek

You forgot to add….
////I have a couple of black friends.

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:40:02 +0000

He missed the best Miss Sally episode ever.

By: RickyWilliams'sBong

RickyWilliams'sBong — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:19:37 +0000

Suck it, Baltimore.

/is chad henne gonna hafta shank a bitch?!
//no, can’t say it with a straight face
///lets self out

By: my nuts your chin

my nuts your chin — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:46:32 +0000

Maurice “Snoopy” Miller: Well, the man don’t just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?

By: Millen's Eye For Talent

Millen's Eye For Talent — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:36:34 +0000

What they had there, was a failure to communicate.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:51:47 +0000

I’m Ray Lewis and I approve of this retaliation.

/no, it wasn’t over a parking spot

By: Zamboni

Zamboni — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:48:52 +0000

@ Will Leitch’s Unfinished Novel: Did anyone try to stick a shiv in you for scoring 6 TDs in one game?

By: Ryno

Ryno — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 19:44:07 +0000

“I can’t go to prison! They pee in a glass and throw it at you in there!”