Sexy Friday Is Sexier Than Usual
11.06.09
I’m a fan of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders’ iconic uniforms, with the boots and the tassels and the puffy sleeves and the hey hey hey. But if they were to permanently changes over to Daisy Dukes and cutoff plaid shirts, I don’t think I’d be able to complain.
After the jump I’ve compiled a sexier than usual Sexy Friday, but it comes with the reminder that this post is strictly conditional: lousy commenting through the week (read: bitching) will result in an unsexy Friday for all. Please, police your own. (Female readers, please note: we’ll give you some sexy male equality when you send us submissions. And don’t send them now. Send them next Friday.)
Blake Lively is fantastic. More women should work harder to have long legs and big boobs and long blonde hair. Image via the excellent bohemea tumblr blog, which has in the past used these images of Monica Bellucci:
(…and also this NSFW one – yowza.)
With this gallery of women in sweaters, CoEd Magazine is long on effort and short on knowledge of slang for tits: they labeled the gallery “sweater kittens.” Nice try, but the correct term is sweater puppies.
And here’s Ana Beatriz Barros. This picture could qualify for the fairly NSFW tumblr blog Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls, but it’s actually from the ASTOUNDINGLY NSFW tumblr blog Someday Afternoon. Please click with caution, and enjoy your weekend.
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Speaking of sexy, the new Reebok commericals!! Yesss
http://whowhatwherewheny.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/hot-girls-and-marketing-now-with-100-more-video/
Sweater Kittens or Sweater Puppies?
I like Sweater Tits.
I like boobies.
Epic. Fucking. Win. Highly approved, with the greatest thanks. Like others, Someday Afternoon is now a favorite site.
Its always nice when you can laugh, and talk football, all with a massive erection. Keep it up boys!
/places right hand back on wiener
wonderful.
I realize that I can find my own dirty pics on the web with no problem, but you are like 7-11, where I can go and find good things I want quickly and move on, as opposed to wasting an entire afternoon at Walmart.
BOOSH
I see cozy confines written all over the pair underneath the NSFW link
I would like to crawl between the cozy confines of those two NSFW boobies
Can you hear me?
Whafuck?
My access is severeley limited. I can only speak in mis-spelled words. What the fuck is this FARK shit? Gahh-Dammit I mades biscuits and everythang.
Now we’re eating pussy!
Now that is some top shelf sexy.
Of thee I sing ………….
That was beautiful.
Blake Lively aka “woah nellie!” I would do horrible and dirty things to that woman. Repeatedly. ScarJo needs to step her game up, I think I have a new #1
out-fucking-standing
OK…I officially love you guys.
/no homo
Someday Afternoon is now my favorite site. Holy Shit.
when it comes to bringing back sexy friday on the condition of no terrible comments, you totally captain caved, man.
/kills self
Thanks and ah Thanks…
Someday Afternoon is going to occupy me for the next week.
Sure, we could look up Sexy Friday material ourselves, but we’re fat, lazy Americans. Thanks CC for being our enabler, ney our supplier.
I just found something worse than Mouth Eyes.
Behold Face Tits:
http://www.holytaco.com/i-bet-he-gets-tired-picking-lint-out-his-mouth
/shudder
//new ‘shop contest?
Check the front page of ESPN right now- BILL SIMMONS HAS A DAD! NO ONE DENIES THIS! HE’S THE BEST FACKIN’ DAD ANY PATHETIC HALFASSED SPARTSWRITAH COULD EVAH ASK FOR!
Trebuchet, launched!
http://andycutrell.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/at-rest.jpg
Somewhere between Blake Lively and Jessica Biel is my ideal body even if I’ll never have their boobs.
Stonecutter, are you implying that Monica has a huge, gaping vagina?
Fuck and yes. Caveman brings it AGAIN!!
How can there still be war in a world with naked Monica Bellucci? I just don’t get it. We should print up about 200 million high-rez photos of her, and air drop them over various wartorn parts of the world and just see what happens.
Also the Dallas Cowboys Lapdancers outfits are skanky, but that’s probably part of the appeal… whatevs.
monica belluci is perfection in a skirt
I like sweater kittens better actually.
My buddy House thinks Sexy Friday is played out. Blake Lively, however, is right up Jack O’s alley.
OH MY GOD DO I LOVE MYSELF
Oh, and I’d cover my dick in grain alcohol and light it if I could put it out in that cheerleader’s mouth.
Seeing Monica Belucci naked for the first time was like seeing the Grand Canyon. Sometimes you’re just so amazed at what God can do you just want to cry tears of joy.
I uh, wow…
Thank you.
Tory Lane>Scarlett Johansen>Rosario Dawson>. No other woman in the history of vagina has a snatch as easily adjustable as Tory Lane. She could get fuct and ride a banana seat down the Pyranese mountains @ the same time. /wants to anal fist Kathy Ireland
I opened Sexy Friday and heard angels singing………..
/wipes away tear
Fuck, the worst part about being on the west coast is seeing sexy Friday and having my flesh hammer ready to ram right through my screen. I need to find a nice quiet stall with my iPhone….
That’s some good sexy, boys.
/Chief Wiggum’d
(In all seriousness, I am very impressed by your taste in, ahem, “photography” sites. Between these links and that Uproxx come-on for “Meryl (Streep)’s Middle-Aged Threesome Party,” I’m going to have a lot of spank material to work with over the coming days.)
Daisy Dukes > Jerry Jones’ fugly frog face.
But if they were to permanently changes over to Daisy Dukes and cutoff plaid shirts, I don’t think I’d be able to complain.
And I don’t think I’d be able to walk straight.
Excellent work Uff. For some reason, I thought the NSFW pic of Monica Bellucci was going to be related to her, umm, subway encounter in Irreversible. What you linked to was pretty good too, though, I guess…
/probably messed up for suggesting scene from Irreversible is Sexy Friday material
//knows other KSK readers agree with me that it is though
See, the way I see it, the fauna ascribed to the sweater-encumbered ta-tas can be dictated by the size of the boobage. For example, I think that a nice set of B-cups could be accurately described as “sweater kittens.” While at the other end of the spectrum, I think “sweater puppies” would simply fail to capture the je ne sais quoi of a set of double-Ds covered in cashmere, and it is in instances like this that the term “sweater cow” exists.
/My two cents
A fine, absolutly fine collection!
“Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls” pretty much says it all. I’m both shocked and apalled that I didn’t know about that site until now. I should punch myself in the dick for not knowing about that- after I strangle my dick, that is.
Viva Brasil!
Ah, I would make Blake Lively so unsatisfied.
If they are sweater kittens, then who’s got the kitten mittens??
/sunny’d
Yes Brazilian girls are sexy….
/loves being in Peru…
//looks for Peruvians to provide SF fotos
I wouldn’t complain if the official uniform of all women was a plaid half-shirt and Daisy Dukes. Well, maybe not the fatties and the old ones.
I guess what I’m trying to say is I love the hell out of that first picture.
My day has been horrible, I think I need a Rex Ryan pep Talk
I’m making manicotti Sunday. Crepes from scratch, nice pot of sauce, bottle of red, everything but Monica Bellucci.
Nice selections CC. Thanks.
/See, that wasn’t so hard. Stop yelling at me.
When I get around girls this good looking, I tend to speak like Dr. Z.
Italy is awesome. Not that I’m Italian, but pasta, wine, and large breasted brunettes are all A+’s in my book. I’d love to be eating some delicious manicotti, washing it down with wine while pounding Monica Bellucci, all at the same time.
/jizzed
//in my pants
::big golf clap::
Wait, you will give us sexy friday equality next week?
AWESOME!
Holy Shit. Now there’s some real sexy. And bravo, Monica Bellucci- sometimes the hottest women come from the worst countries.
Best Sexy Friday ever, mainly because I fucking love Monica Bellucci. Good lord, I’d give her the greatest 2 seconds of her life.
Wow, Sexy Friday is back with a vengeance. Monica Bellucci is a goddess. Thanks CC.