Sexy Friday Is Sexier Than Usual
I’m a fan of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders’ iconic uniforms, with the boots and the tassels and the puffy sleeves and the hey hey hey. But if they were to permanently changes over to Daisy Dukes and cutoff plaid shirts, I don’t think I’d be able to complain.
After the jump I’ve compiled a sexier than usual Sexy Friday, but it comes with the reminder that this post is strictly conditional: lousy commenting through the week (read: bitching) will result in an unsexy Friday for all. Please, police your own. (Female readers, please note: we’ll give you some sexy male equality when you send us submissions. And don’t send them now. Send them next Friday.)
Blake Lively is fantastic. More women should work harder to have long legs and big boobs and long blonde hair. Image via the excellent bohemea tumblr blog, which has in the past used these images of Monica Bellucci:
(…and also this NSFW one – yowza.)
With this gallery of women in sweaters, CoEd Magazine is long on effort and short on knowledge of slang for tits: they labeled the gallery “sweater kittens.” Nice try, but the correct term is sweater puppies.
And here’s Ana Beatriz Barros. This picture could qualify for the fairly NSFW tumblr blog Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls, but it’s actually from the ASTOUNDINGLY NSFW tumblr blog Someday Afternoon. Please click with caution, and enjoy your weekend.
Tags: captain caveman, sexy friday, The Friday Cheerleader Posts
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November 6th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Wow, Sexy Friday is back with a vengeance. Monica Bellucci is a goddess. Thanks CC.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Best Sexy Friday ever, mainly because I fucking love Monica Bellucci. Good lord, I’d give her the greatest 2 seconds of her life.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Holy Shit. Now there’s some real sexy. And bravo, Monica Bellucci- sometimes the hottest women come from the worst countries.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
::big golf clap::
Wait, you will give us sexy friday equality next week?
AWESOME!
November 6th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Italy is awesome. Not that I’m Italian, but pasta, wine, and large breasted brunettes are all A+’s in my book. I’d love to be eating some delicious manicotti, washing it down with wine while pounding Monica Bellucci, all at the same time.
/jizzed
//in my pants
November 6th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
When I get around girls this good looking, I tend to speak like Dr. Z.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I’m making manicotti Sunday. Crepes from scratch, nice pot of sauce, bottle of red, everything but Monica Bellucci.
Nice selections CC. Thanks.
/See, that wasn’t so hard. Stop yelling at me.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
My day has been horrible, I think I need a Rex Ryan pep Talk
November 6th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I wouldn’t complain if the official uniform of all women was a plaid half-shirt and Daisy Dukes. Well, maybe not the fatties and the old ones.
I guess what I’m trying to say is I love the hell out of that first picture.
November 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Yes Brazilian girls are sexy….
/loves being in Peru…
//looks for Peruvians to provide SF fotos
November 6th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Ah, I would make Blake Lively so unsatisfied.
If they are sweater kittens, then who’s got the kitten mittens??
/sunny’d
November 6th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
“Fuck Yeah Brazilian Girls” pretty much says it all. I’m both shocked and apalled that I didn’t know about that site until now. I should punch myself in the dick for not knowing about that- after I strangle my dick, that is.
Viva Brasil!
November 6th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
A fine, absolutly fine collection!
November 6th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
See, the way I see it, the fauna ascribed to the sweater-encumbered ta-tas can be dictated by the size of the boobage. For example, I think that a nice set of B-cups could be accurately described as “sweater kittens.” While at the other end of the spectrum, I think “sweater puppies” would simply fail to capture the je ne sais quoi of a set of double-Ds covered in cashmere, and it is in instances like this that the term “sweater cow” exists.
/My two cents
November 6th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
But if they were to permanently changes over to Daisy Dukes and cutoff plaid shirts, I don’t think I’d be able to complain.
And I don’t think I’d be able to walk straight.
Excellent work Uff. For some reason, I thought the NSFW pic of Monica Bellucci was going to be related to her, umm, subway encounter in Irreversible. What you linked to was pretty good too, though, I guess…
/probably messed up for suggesting scene from Irreversible is Sexy Friday material
//knows other KSK readers agree with me that it is though
November 6th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Daisy Dukes > Jerry Jones’ fugly frog face.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
That’s some good sexy, boys.
/Chief Wiggum’d
(In all seriousness, I am very impressed by your taste in, ahem, “photography” sites. Between these links and that Uproxx come-on for “Meryl (Streep)’s Middle-Aged Threesome Party,” I’m going to have a lot of spank material to work with over the coming days.)
November 6th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Fuck, the worst part about being on the west coast is seeing sexy Friday and having my flesh hammer ready to ram right through my screen. I need to find a nice quiet stall with my iPhone….
November 6th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I opened Sexy Friday and heard angels singing………..
/wipes away tear
November 6th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Tory Lane>Scarlett Johansen>Rosario Dawson>. No other woman in the history of vagina has a snatch as easily adjustable as Tory Lane. She could get fuct and ride a banana seat down the Pyranese mountains @ the same time. /wants to anal fist Kathy Ireland
November 6th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I uh, wow…
Thank you.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Seeing Monica Belucci naked for the first time was like seeing the Grand Canyon. Sometimes you’re just so amazed at what God can do you just want to cry tears of joy.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Oh, and I’d cover my dick in grain alcohol and light it if I could put it out in that cheerleader’s mouth.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
My buddy House thinks Sexy Friday is played out. Blake Lively, however, is right up Jack O’s alley.
OH MY GOD DO I LOVE MYSELF
November 6th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
I like sweater kittens better actually.
November 6th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
monica belluci is perfection in a skirt
November 6th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
How can there still be war in a world with naked Monica Bellucci? I just don’t get it. We should print up about 200 million high-rez photos of her, and air drop them over various wartorn parts of the world and just see what happens.
Also the Dallas Cowboys Lapdancers outfits are skanky, but that’s probably part of the appeal… whatevs.
November 6th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Fuck and yes. Caveman brings it AGAIN!!
November 6th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Stonecutter, are you implying that Monica has a huge, gaping vagina?
November 6th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Somewhere between Blake Lively and Jessica Biel is my ideal body even if I’ll never have their boobs.
November 6th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Trebuchet, launched!
http://andycutrell.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/at-rest.jpg
November 6th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Check the front page of ESPN right now- BILL SIMMONS HAS A DAD! NO ONE DENIES THIS! HE’S THE BEST FACKIN’ DAD ANY PATHETIC HALFASSED SPARTSWRITAH COULD EVAH ASK FOR!
November 6th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I just found something worse than Mouth Eyes.
Behold Face Tits:
http://www.holytaco.com/i-bet-he-gets-tired-picking-lint-out-his-mouth
/shudder
//new ’shop contest?
November 6th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Sure, we could look up Sexy Friday material ourselves, but we’re fat, lazy Americans. Thanks CC for being our enabler, ney our supplier.
November 6th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Someday Afternoon is going to occupy me for the next week.
November 6th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Thanks and ah Thanks…
November 6th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
when it comes to bringing back sexy friday on the condition of no terrible comments, you totally captain caved, man.
/kills self
November 7th, 2009 at 12:08 am
OK…I officially love you guys.
/no homo
Someday Afternoon is now my favorite site. Holy Shit.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:19 am
out-fucking-standing
November 7th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Blake Lively aka “woah nellie!” I would do horrible and dirty things to that woman. Repeatedly. ScarJo needs to step her game up, I think I have a new #1
November 7th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Of thee I sing ………….
That was beautiful.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Now that is some top shelf sexy.
November 7th, 2009 at 12:57 am
Now we’re eating pussy!
November 7th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Can you hear me?
Whafuck?
My access is severeley limited. I can only speak in mis-spelled words. What the fuck is this FARK shit? Gahh-Dammit I mades biscuits and everythang.
November 7th, 2009 at 2:27 am
I would like to crawl between the cozy confines of those two NSFW boobies
November 7th, 2009 at 2:29 am
I see cozy confines written all over the pair underneath the NSFW link
November 7th, 2009 at 11:58 am
BOOSH
November 7th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
I realize that I can find my own dirty pics on the web with no problem, but you are like 7-11, where I can go and find good things I want quickly and move on, as opposed to wasting an entire afternoon at Walmart.
November 7th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
wonderful.
November 7th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Its always nice when you can laugh, and talk football, all with a massive erection. Keep it up boys!
/places right hand back on wiener
November 7th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Epic. Fucking. Win. Highly approved, with the greatest thanks. Like others, Someday Afternoon is now a favorite site.
November 8th, 2009 at 11:25 am
I like boobies.
November 8th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Sweater Kittens or Sweater Puppies?
I like Sweater Tits.
November 8th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Speaking of sexy, the new Reebok commericals!! Yesss
http://whowhatwherewheny.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/hot-girls-and-marketing-now-with-100-more-video/