Sexy Friday: Because You’ve Earned It
We leave you this week with a couple of images from the occasionally NSFW Suicide Blonde, and one order of specially requested beefcake.
And now for the ladies (and probably a gentleman or two), television host/linebacker Dhani Jones…
Have a good weekend, we’ll be back with football on Sunday.
Ah hell, there’s time for one more before we go…
Do you have a Sexy Friday request of your own? Send it in sometime before next week.
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November 13th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Sexy Friday is taking requests? This is… better than I dared dream!
November 13th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Vag and leather — my two favorite smells in one place. How nice.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Dhani Jones looks quite a bit like Donovan McNabb.
That’s an honest observation, not a months-old Matt Vasgersian joke.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Nice to see some ebony representation
November 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
If I had any doubts whatsoever about my heterosexuality before, I have none now. My first thought on seeing the first picture was “Her hair looks good” and the second was “I kinda like those shoes.” Actually, now that I think about it, the shoe thing was third, the second was: “Wow, that’s a lot of crotch, glad it’s covered in black leather.”
My thought on seeing the lesbo shower pics is “Meh.” The girl in the last pic does have a very nice ass.
And Dhani Jones is pretty OK.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Dhani is fucking adorable…and seems like not an absolute dick. Two qualities more men should possess.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I have not earned this. But thank you (for the chicks).
November 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
That guy has a little extra brown sugar on his stomach
November 13th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I love being rewarded for being such a good girl all week
November 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Wait, if ksk is taking requests, why not make it easier on everyone and allow reader submissions? Less work for ksk plus we see what the commenters like, as dangerous as that might be…
November 13th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Chicks dig hairy chests? What the fuck do I pay my waxer for then???
In a more heterosexual vein, Leighton Meester seems like a really great catch. Not only is she down for wearing a leather bustier and showing you her crotch but she also gives a first class footjob. Any woman who can jack you off with just her feet is a keeper.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
“Dhani Jones looks quite a bit like Donovan McNabb.”
I thought it was Donovan, figured it was old because the subcutaneous flakjacket is missing.
November 13th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Is it just me or is there an extra limb in that shower pic?
November 13th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Oh, Jesus. That first picture almost gave me a heart attack.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
@DP: I was thinking the EXACT same thing. It’s a leg, right? But it seems to be coming from too high up to belong to the blonde. Is there some other girl involved that we can’t see? What does she look like? Is she hot? IS SHE HOT, DAMNNIT!?!?!
/my dad owns a dealership
November 13th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
I’ve gotta start working out.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Pretty cool of you guys to let the first request be one from never drinking again.
November 13th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
@Lafarve that’s the same thing I think when I see cheerleader pics!
On the topic of chest hair I gotta say I’m a huge fan as long as ya don’t look like your wearing a sweater. Men are supposed to be all manly and tough…
November 13th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
uhhh…
not to bitch or anything but…
WHY IN GODS FUCKING NAME IS THERE A SHIRTLESS DUDE IN SEXY FRIDAY? DID THIS TURN INTO A MENS FIGURE SKATING BLOG? WHAT NEXT, A HOLMES / SHIANCOE COCKFEST?
Goddammit…
November 13th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
That last pic makes me glad to be a man.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
My god… Is that Leighton Meester? I got a semi just looking at that pic. I love a girl with looooong legs and heels.
All hail Sexy Friday!
And I’m glad you threw a little something for the ladies. We can all be pigs, cant’ we?
November 13th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
@bush’s pimp: I agree. Flawless
November 13th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I feel bad for the poor schlub who was stroking it and then stumbled upon that picture of Dhani Jones. That kind of kills your horny.
First KSK maturely handles a question about gay rape, and then there’s a gender equal Sexy Friday. What’s next, a piece about Hines Ward overcoming unfair Asian sterotypes? Please don’t go all PC on me now, KSK.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
RE Willsy Says:
“not to bitch or anything but… WHY IN GODS FUCKING NAME IS THERE A SHIRTLESS DUDE IN SEXY FRIDAY? DID THIS TURN INTO A MENS FIGURE SKATING BLOG? WHAT NEXT, A HOLMES / SHIANCOE COCKFEST?”
One more all-caps sentence whining about seeing a football player on a football blog and I’d be absolutely certain you’re a closet case. Also, as a reminder, the first rule of Sexy Friday is to NOT BITCH ABOUT SEXY FRIDAY.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
“Waah, a shirtless dude mixed in with my tit and ass pictures, I can feel my asshole puckering RIGHT NOW!”
November 13th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Is that Matt Stafford in pic #2?
Boy gets around.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Leighton Meester. Good lord I would ravage her.
November 13th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
i dont give a damn who bitches, if you fuckers take my goddamn sexy friday away again, there are going to be problems.
/internet thug
November 13th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I was gonna complain…. and then I saw the last pic. I guess I’ll be good for one more week.
November 13th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
ill take the girl over dhani thanks
November 13th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I’m glad everyone decided to keep the fucking comment quality up. It can only improve.
POON TANGO FUCKING OUT!
November 14th, 2009 at 12:35 am
@ITouchdownThere – You should only look at pictures of Philly cheerleaders then. Some of those ladies are real sized.
November 14th, 2009 at 4:10 am
do any chicks ever respond to any of your postings, ksk? my man has me hooked on this shit… in a very big way. just don’t want to tread waters where i may not be welcome.
um, for te record: the pussy and leather prompted me to ask.
November 14th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Thanks for remembering that women read KSK too and might like a bit of male eye candy on Sexy Friday. Though I do like the Leighton Meester picture.
November 14th, 2009 at 7:09 am
That’s definitely an aberrant leg, no doubt.
November 14th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Oh, Meester, I’m glad you’re not my seester.
November 14th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
RE Willsy Says:
“not to bitch or anything but… WHY IN GODS FUCKING NAME IS THERE A SHIRTLESS DUDE IN SEXY FRIDAY? DID THIS TURN INTO A MENS FIGURE SKATING BLOG? WHAT NEXT, A HOLMES / SHIANCOE COCKFEST?”
We have womens on this site. They’re good posters and they politely requested some men to drool over for Sexy Friday. Simple enough?
November 14th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Simple enough. And cool. If I pose for Sexy Friday, will they?
November 14th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
How about photoshopping a vagina in there? Really not a complaint; just a suggestion…
November 14th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Anything that keeps the ladies of KSK happy is fine with me. Within reason.
November 15th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Welcome to the commenteriat ladies. I can take your coats and undergarments and will be happy to escort you to your work area.
Right this way.
November 15th, 2009 at 6:56 am
regarding the shower scene: when you see it, you’ll shit bricks.
November 15th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Meadowlands fumblekakke.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Last pic is win all the way. Nearly NSFW. Good thing I’m unemployed.
November 16th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
COMMON MAN!! Gotta have bigger tits (and not some 400LB whale either smartass) – what’s the matter with you???
November 18th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
So who else clicked on Gemma Barnes?
November 18th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
@Rocco We all have… at least once. Now I’m wondering if any of the females have clicked on any of the links the kommentariat throw up
/dick joke
//I’m in your blog… joke