All I wanted to do was call Vanderbilt gay, but I like the direction this went. And while it doesn’t fit in with the “Whatever” version of Jay Cutler we’ve envisioned at KSK, the @NotJayCutler Twitter feed is probably as close to reality as good ol’ @KingLaserface. Which is to say: VERY close.
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Jay Cutler tea bagged Loden
Jay Cutler titty fucked and 85 year old woman..not once but twice bro
Jay Cutler will lead his team to the Super Bowl in 2011
Jay Culter puts a bid on your Grandma’s soon to be foreclosed house and he tells you he is going to make your old room his trophy room when he knows how hard you’ve been working to buy the house back for your poor old Grandma. Wait no, that’s Shooter McGavin. Jay Cutler is Shooter McGavin.
Jay Cutler is going to the NFC Championship and led one of the best and brightest Bears team Chicago has seen since 1985, thus nullifying all of you cum guzzling-Jay Cutler hating-thunder cunts.
Jay Cutler was so offended by these jokes that he posted as Jim and stuck up for himself.
Jay Cutler has diabetes, it is a serious medical illness, yet he still manages to make more money in one year than this entire group of rejects put together in their lifetimes.
Id still rather be jay cutler anyday than anyone of you
Jay Cutler is wondering when the fuck the new Glee episode will run. He thinks the gay dude’s voice is magical.
Jay Cutler likes playing COD because when he throws a grenade, he HOPES the other team gets it.
Jay Cutler likes playing COD because when he throws a grenade, he HOPES the other team gets it
Jay Cutler likes Hub 51 and doesn’t care what you think, broseph.
Jake Cutler drives around a parking lot for ten minutes looking for an empty space close to the doors, and then acts as if he is in a hurry.
Jay Cutler parks his tahoe in two spaces.
Jay Cutler drinks “frat water” and nails “slam pieces”
Jay Cutler throws interceptions in the post season when his team didn’t even make the playoffs.
Jay Cutler was the one who came up with the idea to put Jay Leno back in Conan’s spot.
Jay Cutler is really happy for you and will let you finish, but thinks that his meltdown the other night was one of the greatest of all time
Jay Cutler stole Peter King’s Pot of Gold!
Jay Cutler dresses up as a pimp for Halloween and thinks its original/funny.
Jay Cutler LOVES the Jeff Dunham Show.
Jay Cutler was so mean he once killed a man just for snoring.
Jay Cutler tells his receivers to run the wrong routes on purpose because he hates them.
Also, the WORST O-line is the bills.
Jay Cutler pooped in your microwave and put it on ten minutes.
Also Jay Cutler’s gets sacked every ten steps that he is not running because the Bears O-line is the 3rd worst in football.
Jay Cutler has a gluten allergy. “It’s totally not made up, brah!”
Jay Cutller like a knife, but it feels so right
Jay Cutler shaved his pubes with your razor and when you confronted him about it he told you he tottally doesnt have dark facial hair brah so it wasn’t him
Jay Cutler likes Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
Jay Cutler emailed you Chuck Norris jokes.
Jay Cutler wears a cheetah styled snuggie
Jay Cutler thinks D-Day was the day he was offically traded by Denver
Jay Cutler pissed on Iwo-Jima
Jay Cutler had 9 deferments from Vietnam
Jay Cutler only crusies for military wives, cause there husbands are like overseas, brah.
Jay Cutler’s favorite movie is Shaving Ryan’s Privates
Jay Cutler thinks it great what your doing brah… Uh where are you stationed at again, Turdastan?
Jay Cutler wrote in a vote for Bush in 2008 cause he likes his War President style
Happy veterans day everyone. Be sure to thank a veteran
Jay Cutler only wears sleeveless t-shirts, because “sun’s out, guns out!”
Jay Cutler dips pouches.
Jay Cutler put his pubes on your toothbrush.
Jay Cutler thinks Jar Jar Binks is funny.
Jay Cutler says “like” after every other word.
Jay Cutler shops at Hot Topic.
Jay Cutler doesn’t let little kids take a turn at playing Guitar Hero at Best Buy.
Jay Cutler doesn’t use his turn signal.
Jay Cutler will totally rape your ass at Halo 3.
Jay Cutler believes 9/11 was an inside job.
Jay Cutler plays Farmville.
Jay Cutler hopes they serve beer in hell.
Jay Cutler makes fun of homeless people within earshot.
Jay Cutler loves to catch you off guard while holding his sack through his fly and asking… Want a piece of bubblegum brah?
Jay Cutler likes to “test” your food out in the drive through before passing it back.
Jay Cutler totally likes to MILF hunt soldier’s wives while they’re deployed.
Jay Cutler bought movie tickets to see “Meet the Spartans” 5 times.
Jay Cutler WRITES EMAILS IN ALL CAPS.
Jay Cutler roundhoused kick Chuck Norris
Jay Cutler needed a minute alone with that YouTube video of the one soccer chick pulling the other soccer chick down by her hair.
Jay Cutler uses Staind lyrics as his Facebook status.
Jay Cutler thinks that Brett Favre is just having fun out there.
Jay Cutler leaves the toilet seat up. Damn-near fell in again!@#$%^
Jay Cutler thinks The Man Show was better with Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan.
Jay Cutler doesn’t do cunnilingis. He’s not into that brah.
Jay Cutler doesn’t learn ppl’s names, he just calls every1 Ace.
Jay Cutler has two Facebook accounts.
@The Whole F’n Show
Jay Cutler ranks girls on how many shots it will take for him to fuck them.
Jay Cutler only eats sugar free oreos.
Jay Cutler gave my dog herpes, yeah I don’t know either.
Jay Cutler didn’t bring enough for everybody.
was that on twiiter??
Jay Cutler makes you take your shoes off when you enter the house.
Jay Cutler’s favorite Marx Brother is Zeppo.
/Vaudeville’d
Jay Cutler drives with his windshield wipers on when it’s not raining.
Jay Cutler gave your mom Swine Flu.
Jay Cutler just threw another interception
Jay Cutler has a bachelor’s degree in human and organizational development. True story, brah!
Jay Cutler thinks this post is totally gay.
Jay Cutler writes into the mailbag asking how to get your sister to try anal.
Jay Cutler wants to know if you’re going to finish that thing you’re still eating.
Jay Cutler upperdecked your grandma’s toilet.
Jay Cutler bets on the Special Olympics…”Twenty on the drooling kid, bro!”
Jay Cutler wakes you up at all hours of the night blasting Sublime. “Its like total chill music, bro!”
Jay Cutler eats all the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms.
Jay Cutler doesn’t wash his hands after he goes to the bathroom. “employees only, bro.”
Jay Cutler thinks that MTV is great now that they’ve got all those bitchin’ reality shows, brah.
Jay Cutler drives by your house at night just to bump Kanye.
Jay cutler’s dick tastes like Heath Ledger
Jay Cutler would totally hit that.
Jay Cutler wonders if you know where he can get his hands on some HGH.
This has described every 18-25 year old douche bag male I know.
Jay Cutler left his used condom on the floor just so you can bring it up.
Jay Cutler pisses in your shampoo bottle everytime he uses your bathroom.
Jay Cutler masterbated while filming Erin Andrews.
Jay Cutler doesn’t consider it cheating if it happens in a different zip code.
Jay Cutler leaves his dip spitters all over the place.
Jay Cutler thinks that if he was too drunk to remember doing it, he shouldn’t have to apologize for it.
Jay Cutler replaced your girlfriend’s birth control with tac tacs and then he got her pregnant. And then he tricked you into raising the fucker but thats how he rolls, bro.
Jay Cutler totally should have taken that guy outside and beat the shit out of him.
Jay Cutler liked The Proposal.
Jay Cutler likes to drop his soap in the shower and ask his teammates to pick it up for him.
Jay Cutlet leaves chewing gum under bus seats
Jay Cutler jacks-off to The View
Dammit! How did I miss this!
Jay Cutler loves Robin Williams movies.
Jay Cutler drives solo in the HOV lane, then complains about the “fucking nazi pigs” when he gets a ticket.
Jay Cutler doesn’t believe in Santa Claus
/or Indiana either
Jay CUtler picks up women during yoga class because “they’re flexible.”