11.30.09
Remembah When We Won Ow-Ah Fast Supah Bowl in New Ahlins?
This is the place of Pay-tree-uts legends dating back to 2002! Way-uh Tom Terrific became an icon and the Greatriots wah ushahed into the pantheon of the immahtals. We could nevah lose a big game he-uh! New Ahlins should get a baseball team so the Sawx can stomp they-uh dahhkie cunts into a mud hole! Multi-spaht dawmination!
I just watched a bootleg of that movie with that faggot Nicholas Cage way-uh he’s a rogue cawp who leers at iguanas and pretends to help the bad guys while he’s really bringing them down from the inside. THAT WAS CLEARLY A RIP-AWF OF THE DEPAHTED! NO ONE DENIES THIS! SOMEONE TRIED TO TELL ME ONCE THAT THE DEPAHTED WAS A REMAKE OF A FACKIN CHINK MOVIE SO I SCISSAH KICKED HIM IN THE SACK AND DISLAWGED ONE A HIS TESTICLES! IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE FRED LYNN!
They do nawt even have interesting racism in New Ahlins. Down there it’s just dahhhhkies versus the Cajun rednecks. That is bahring. In Bawston, we has nuances in our racial hatred. The Guineas hates the Irish. The Irish hates the Guineas. The Spics and the Daahkies share an uneasy truce. AND EVERYONE HATES THE MAN DAHHHKER THAN HE! That is real racial dishahmony. Nawt this bush league bayou bullshit.
Peyton Manning is a cheating fagface, but he has earned his dues by losing many times to the Greatriots, so we allow him to win against us now and again. DREW BREES HAS NAWT PAID HIS DUES!
YANKEES SACK! YANKEES SACK! YANKEES SACK! FACK YOU SPAHTS ILLUSTRATED! JETAH IS THE SPAHTSMAN OF NO YE-UH!
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November 30th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Live blog is going to be awesome tonight – can’t wait
November 30th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
That’s why Petah Fahkin King moved to Southie, us guineas wouldn’t ahllow his fat ass in the Narth End. Then again, if he did move they-ah, he’d prahbahbly learn some CULCHAH! No effin weak ass STAHHHbucks they-ah!
/North End >>> Southie
//Nobody denies this. Seriously. Nobody.
///The Itals in the North End would murder him for nutmegged lasagna.
////Wearing Tippett jersey to a presentation for my MBA class tonight. Yep, I’m a horrible person.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
What? No Bruins in the jersey? Bandwagon fan.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Kenny -
King lives in the South End, very different then Southie. The majority of the South End would not be allowed to march in the Broadway St. Patrick’s Day parade.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Is that Tawmmy’s fahtha?
November 30th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
@ Ted: You’re right, I always eff that up. I don’t live in the city, just an Ital that visits the north end too much for dinner!
November 30th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
@ Thornus
There’s a black and gold something on the side of his Red Sox jersey. I suppose that could be a Bruins logo.
That would be a fitting way to incorporate the Bruins, given the general disregard for them in Boston.
November 30th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Silly Sawx faggot, no darkies play baseball anymore.
November 30th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Superlative piled onto superlative, sensationalistic claptrap heaped onto sensationalistic claptrap…welcome to ESPN the old fan-boy network. Visit ESPN.com where we make The National Enquirer seem informative and journalistic.
Yeah, the coverage should be wonderful. The game, on the other hand, should be fahking awesome.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
This post wasn’t nearly drunk or angry enough…
November 30th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Tom Suitcase Lips Jackson just said that tonight’s game is the most important game in Saints history. Uh, no, that would probably be the championship game they lost 4 years ago to the Bears WHICH WOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN THEIR ONLY SUPER BOWL! Fuck you Tommy, FUCK YOU!!!!!
Seriously, how do these guys get away with saying this shit?
November 30th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
It’s their most important game ever in the history of the world (of those games being played by them tonight). Aids may be cured tonight.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Fuck you, Berman. Bowden’s hick cronyism and nepotism destroyed Florida State.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
RUN SUZIE RUN!
November 30th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I doubt this New England-er portrayed in your funny post, Ape, could pronounce the word “leer” correctly.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Awww, Suzy’s Mayne Event was kinda adorable.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Hey Ben, who am I?
You’re the coach
And who are you?
I’m Batman!
November 30th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I’m no big fan of Roethlisberger, but in case anyone had any doubt that Hines Ward is an enormous asshole, I think he’s wiped those away.
November 30th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
I loves me some Suzy Kolber, mother of this blog.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I was glad to find out Suzy had an immaculate conception.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Still haven’t got round to seeing The Departed, but Infernal Affairs kicks all kinds of ass.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Brees’ chant sounds suspiciously like “1,2…Freddy’s coming for you…”
November 30th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Wow, half of Chucky’s face is orange.
November 30th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Maybe Jaws was teabagging him in the tanning bed.
November 30th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Man between the missed tackle on the Thomas pass and the fact a minute and a half later Henderson didn’t have a defender within 10 yards of him the Pats defense looks really mediocre.
November 30th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
wait, why hasn’t the front page updated for the last 2 days? i had to use the link from Warming Glow to find these new posts…
is this happening to anyone else?
November 30th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Oh, sorry I’m late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head.
(The screen fades.)
Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen. I even wrote theme music, here listen. Ha ha, mm-m hey hey.
/glavin
December 1st, 2009 at 12:32 am
@Mixhail, it’s happening to me too, not sure what the problem is though
December 1st, 2009 at 1:20 am
@ J.L. White
That monkey is going to pay.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:13 am
So I still get the hot Texans cheerleader post when I come to KSK. Anyone else? I can only get here by clicking through the “next post” links at the top of the page.
I know jack shit about computers – can I get help?
December 1st, 2009 at 2:55 am
Nevermind
December 1st, 2009 at 3:30 am
@Farthammer I have the same problem. What did you do to fix it?
December 1st, 2009 at 6:14 am
Nevermind. That was weird
December 1st, 2009 at 7:56 am
FACK you facking dahkies
December 1st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Please don’t tell me you’re a Harvard MBA cocksucker, Ken Gryphon Jr.