This is the place of Pay-tree-uts legends dating back to 2002! Way-uh Tom Terrific became an icon and the Greatriots wah ushahed into the pantheon of the immahtals. We could nevah lose a big game he-uh! New Ahlins should get a baseball team so the Sawx can stomp they-uh dahhkie cunts into a mud hole! Multi-spaht dawmination!
I just watched a bootleg of that movie with that faggot Nicholas Cage way-uh he’s a rogue cawp who leers at iguanas and pretends to help the bad guys while he’s really bringing them down from the inside. THAT WAS CLEARLY A RIP-AWF OF THE DEPAHTED! NO ONE DENIES THIS! SOMEONE TRIED TO TELL ME ONCE THAT THE DEPAHTED WAS A REMAKE OF A FACKIN CHINK MOVIE SO I SCISSAH KICKED HIM IN THE SACK AND DISLAWGED ONE A HIS TESTICLES! IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE FRED LYNN!
They do nawt even have interesting racism in New Ahlins. Down there it’s just dahhhhkies versus the Cajun rednecks. That is bahring. In Bawston, we has nuances in our racial hatred. The Guineas hates the Irish. The Irish hates the Guineas. The Spics and the Daahkies share an uneasy truce. AND EVERYONE HATES THE MAN DAHHHKER THAN HE! That is real racial dishahmony. Nawt this bush league bayou bullshit.
Peyton Manning is a cheating fagface, but he has earned his dues by losing many times to the Greatriots, so we allow him to win against us now and again. DREW BREES HAS NAWT PAID HIS DUES!
YANKEES SACK! YANKEES SACK! YANKEES SACK! FACK YOU SPAHTS ILLUSTRATED! JETAH IS THE SPAHTSMAN OF NO YE-UH!
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Please don’t tell me you’re a Harvard MBA cocksucker, Ken Gryphon Jr.
FACK you facking dahkies
Nevermind. That was weird
@Farthammer I have the same problem. What did you do to fix it?
Nevermind
So I still get the hot Texans cheerleader post when I come to KSK. Anyone else? I can only get here by clicking through the “next post” links at the top of the page.
I know jack shit about computers – can I get help?
@ J.L. White
That monkey is going to pay.
@Mixhail, it’s happening to me too, not sure what the problem is though
Oh, sorry I’m late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head.
(The screen fades.)
Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen. I even wrote theme music, here listen. Ha ha, mm-m hey hey.
/glavin
wait, why hasn’t the front page updated for the last 2 days? i had to use the link from Warming Glow to find these new posts…
is this happening to anyone else?
Man between the missed tackle on the Thomas pass and the fact a minute and a half later Henderson didn’t have a defender within 10 yards of him the Pats defense looks really mediocre.
Maybe Jaws was teabagging him in the tanning bed.
Wow, half of Chucky’s face is orange.
Brees’ chant sounds suspiciously like “1,2…Freddy’s coming for you…”
Still haven’t got round to seeing The Departed, but Infernal Affairs kicks all kinds of ass.
I was glad to find out Suzy had an immaculate conception.
I loves me some Suzy Kolber, mother of this blog.
I’m no big fan of Roethlisberger, but in case anyone had any doubt that Hines Ward is an enormous asshole, I think he’s wiped those away.
Hey Ben, who am I?
You’re the coach
And who are you?
I’m Batman!
Awww, Suzy’s Mayne Event was kinda adorable.
I doubt this New England-er portrayed in your funny post, Ape, could pronounce the word “leer” correctly.
RUN SUZIE RUN!
Fuck you, Berman. Bowden’s hick cronyism and nepotism destroyed Florida State.
It’s their most important game ever in the history of the world (of those games being played by them tonight). Aids may be cured tonight.
Tom Suitcase Lips Jackson just said that tonight’s game is the most important game in Saints history. Uh, no, that would probably be the championship game they lost 4 years ago to the Bears WHICH WOULD HAVE PUT THEM IN THEIR ONLY SUPER BOWL! Fuck you Tommy, FUCK YOU!!!!!
Seriously, how do these guys get away with saying this shit?
This post wasn’t nearly drunk or angry enough…
Superlative piled onto superlative, sensationalistic claptrap heaped onto sensationalistic claptrap…welcome to ESPN the old fan-boy network. Visit ESPN.com where we make The National Enquirer seem informative and journalistic.
Yeah, the coverage should be wonderful. The game, on the other hand, should be fahking awesome.
Silly Sawx faggot, no darkies play baseball anymore.
@ Thornus
There’s a black and gold something on the side of his Red Sox jersey. I suppose that could be a Bruins logo.
That would be a fitting way to incorporate the Bruins, given the general disregard for them in Boston.
@ Ted: You’re right, I always eff that up. I don’t live in the city, just an Ital that visits the north end too much for dinner!
Is that Tawmmy’s fahtha?
Kenny -
King lives in the South End, very different then Southie. The majority of the South End would not be allowed to march in the Broadway St. Patrick’s Day parade.
What? No Bruins in the jersey? Bandwagon fan.
That’s why Petah Fahkin King moved to Southie, us guineas wouldn’t ahllow his fat ass in the Narth End. Then again, if he did move they-ah, he’d prahbahbly learn some CULCHAH! No effin weak ass STAHHHbucks they-ah!
/North End >>> Southie
//Nobody denies this. Seriously. Nobody.
///The Itals in the North End would murder him for nutmegged lasagna.
////Wearing Tippett jersey to a presentation for my MBA class tonight. Yep, I’m a horrible person.
Live blog is going to be awesome tonight – can’t wait