This is the place of Pay-tree-uts legends dating back to 2002! Way-uh Tom Terrific became an icon and the Greatriots wah ushahed into the pantheon of the immahtals. We could nevah lose a big game he-uh! New Ahlins should get a baseball team so the Sawx can stomp they-uh dahhkie cunts into a mud hole! Multi-spaht dawmination!
I just watched a bootleg of that movie with that faggot Nicholas Cage way-uh he’s a rogue cawp who leers at iguanas and pretends to help the bad guys while he’s really bringing them down from the inside. THAT WAS CLEARLY A RIP-AWF OF THE DEPAHTED! NO ONE DENIES THIS! SOMEONE TRIED TO TELL ME ONCE THAT THE DEPAHTED WAS A REMAKE OF A FACKIN CHINK MOVIE SO I SCISSAH KICKED HIM IN THE SACK AND DISLAWGED ONE A HIS TESTICLES! IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE FRED LYNN!
They do nawt even have interesting racism in New Ahlins. Down there it’s just dahhhhkies versus the Cajun rednecks. That is bahring. In Bawston, we has nuances in our racial hatred. The Guineas hates the Irish. The Irish hates the Guineas. The Spics and the Daahkies share an uneasy truce. AND EVERYONE HATES THE MAN DAHHHKER THAN HE! That is real racial dishahmony. Nawt this bush league bayou bullshit.
Peyton Manning is a cheating fagface, but he has earned his dues by losing many times to the Greatriots, so we allow him to win against us now and again. DREW BREES HAS NAWT PAID HIS DUES!
YANKEES SACK! YANKEES SACK! YANKEES SACK! FACK YOU SPAHTS ILLUSTRATED! JETAH IS THE SPAHTSMAN OF NO YE-UH!
I want more like this!
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