Comments on: Peter King Shall Never Corrupt Us

By: ZigZag

ZigZag — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:45:27 +0000

Drew, he’s sucked you in. He is being superaholenice to you on the emails to do so. It is a psych trick.

His objective is for you to soften your column. Which you did. He’s taking away your raison d’etre, bro. He f’ing with your chi.

Column was good but lacked edge. Why are you speaking to him directly? I thought you were writing to the reader or to the third person.

See? He’s already taken your style.

Get back up on that horse bro and spew jism all over his rumpus ass next week.

I love you man.

By: Bum Phillips uglier brother

Bum Phillips uglier brother — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:14:09 +0000

I beg you reader to scroll back up to the top and stare for a moment at that picture of PK.

Tell me that’s not what John Madden’s life size turmor would look like.

By: Slash

Slash — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:48:14 +0000

Yeah, I’m not softening my stance on PK. I still think he’s one of the worst writers working for a major publication. And that’s some stiff competition.

By: Jeteyes

Jeteyes — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:30:47 +0000

@Sweater Kittens Inspector

It’s Abbot and Costello, you ‘tard!

By: Sweater Kittens Inspector

Sweater Kittens Inspector — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 18:28:52 +0000

@ Xappy McShitz Says:
Where will Charlie Weis land? I don’t know. Will Larry King ever retire? I don’t know.

THIRD BASE!
/obscure Marx Bros. reference

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:35:14 +0000

So… to summarize your intro.

Peter’s a nice guy. His pointless rambling column doesn’t hurt anyone. He’s reached out to you and probably asked you to stop saying really mean things about him.

But you won’t. Because lowlife scumbags such as myself enjoy anger, cynicism and general nastiness on the internet. Ok? Sounds good.

By: Mike Cox opens a HUGE hole

Mike Cox opens a HUGE hole — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:55:29 +0000

I read PK and actually thought it was pretty good. i thought to myself, gee, Drew’s gonna have a hard time finding anything this week. You did not disappoint, good sir. Outstanding.

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 06:42:18 +0000

Big Daddy Drew Says:

November 30th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Kristofferson Kriskristofferson might be the best commenter handle anyone has ever had.

yinka double dare is the best i’ve seen

By: sbarker15

sbarker15 — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:00:34 +0000

I’m still waiting eagerly for Petey to campaign for Martin Gramatica for the the Hall of Fame

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:59:26 +0000

Otto Man beat me to the Poon gag from “Fletch”. Don’t you hate it when someone beats you to a reference you were going to pass off as your own?

“Using the whole fist, doc?”