Comments on: Peter King Asks All The Tough Questions

By: Xappy McShitz

Xappy McShitz — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:32:06 +0000

Do quarterbacks have blood and guts? I don’t know. Will Bill Belichick go for it on every 4th down the rest of the season? I don’t know. Will Springsteen ever play another concert? MAYBE.

By: Danzibar.Island

Danzibar.Island — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:39:18 +0000

One of my fraternity brothers and coworkers grew up in BAHSTON; when another coworker first met him, she asked him if he was retarded or had a speech impediment.

Also, thank God I didn’t go into Montclair this past Saturday. All last week I was planning to go in on the weekend, but ultimately didn’t. Now I know it it was because I must have had some kind of anti-black-hole-where-his-brain-should-be ESP and avoided that fat cocksucker. Also, before you get all uppity and ask why I WANTED to drive into that pretentious shithole- they have a used bookstore I like…

By: chris johnson as a second language

chris johnson as a second language — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 06:52:32 +0000

chicken and pussy ftw!

By: Andy Reids left nut

Andy Reids left nut — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 02:12:55 +0000

” and he’s now considerate enough to call me as “Tenth Avenue Freezeout” begins, and he keeps the phone on for the first eight minutes of the song. Thanks, Brian. Not the best sound quality, but I’m a beggar, and I’m not choosy.”

The fact he even MENTIONED the sound quality is cuntish to an unforeseen level.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:58:16 +0000

@your team sucks: first of all, I’m funnier, more talented and more insightful in my cawk than several of the hacks that visit this site (especially those that use multiple handles from the same IP). I’m hoping not to include you in that group but I’m smelling something from you too…something that some Massengill might be able to alleviate. I know what the comments are for and I usually don’t post long rants so you can tell me what to do when I come to your blog. When the gay Mafia tells me to tone it down, I’ll listen to them. Since you are not part of that esteemed group I’ll kindly direct you to the bag of dicks section.

/take this bib you’ll need it.

By: Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock

Visanthe Shiancoe's horse cock — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:44:32 +0000

Dick Jauron deserved a better fate? FUCK YOU, PETER KING. Fuck you with a rusty tire-iron. Fuck you with a spatula covered in Magic Johnson’s semen. Fuck you with a dead goat. Fuck you with a 1974 Chevy Impala. Fuck you.

By: Chicago CP

Chicago CP — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:29:40 +0000

@NH Dan – except for when they type fast and don’t proofread

By: NH Dan

NH Dan — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:53:26 +0000

The fake Patriots fans are so obvious. WE ARE EDUCATED HERE AND DON’T SPELL POORLY WE JUST HAVE FUNNY ACCENTS!

By: Pigs

Pigs — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:43:29 +0000

I would love for a team to be named the Gaylanders.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:36:23 +0000

I’m cool with a Snake Plissken-style New York City, as long as Isaac Hayes is in charge of the bad guys and all disputes are settled in the ring with spiked baseball bats.

And make sure the local teams are called the Gaynkees, GAY-E-T-S, Gayiants, Gaynicks, Gaynets, Gay Rangers and Gaylanders.