Open Thread: Haters Ball ‘09, Featuring the All-New D.E.N.N.I.S. System

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Wooo, Sunday Night Football! Oh wait, Steelers-Ravens? Can I downgrade that “Wooo” to a “Meh”?

Yes, it’s Pittsburgh versus Baltimore in the race for second place in the AFC North. The Steelers are without Ben Roethlisberger, backup QB Charlie Batch, and Head & Shoulders spokesmodel Troy Polamalu. In place of Roethlis-Batch will be rookie fifth-round draft pick and former Oregon Duck Dennis Dixon, who — as Cris Collinsworth will tell you several times tonight — has only thrown one pass in the NFL until now.

Thus, in order for the game to stay interesting tonight, we’ll need to cull all the hate these two teams inspire. I hate the Steelers. Christmas Ape hates the Ravens. Ravens fans hate Christmas Ape. Ed Reed hates not throwing laterals. 21st century industry hates both cities. And EVERYONE hates Ray Lewis.  HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!!

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197 Responses to “Open Thread: Haters Ball ‘09, Featuring the All-New D.E.N.N.I.S. System”

  1. yournamehere Says:

    This thread should give Monkey Business ample opportunity to discuss the Colts.

  2. obit_rice Says:

    I would pay $$ to see Ray Ray and/or Ed Reed fight Hines Ward. That being said Steelers are in big trouble if they lose to Baltimore tonight.

  3. Rob in WI Says:

    I hate the Ravens. I hate people who think Hines is a dirty player. I hate anyone with the last name of “Harbaugh”.

    //doing my part

  4. PirateSloth Says:

    I’m gonna chime in now while I’m still soberish. I’ll be drinking with 2 Steelers fans…. which is difficult given my hatred of the Steelers. Yet I can’t bring myself to toot for the Ravens…

    In conclusion, I want the game to end early with a terrorist attack on Baltimore. A dirty bomb in the stadium should suffice.

    Or a tie.

  5. Christmas Ape Says:

    That being said Steelers are in big trouble if they lose to Baltimore tonight.

    Not really. Jags lost. Miami lost. Texans lost. Steelers don’t have that hard of a schedule left and another game at home against Baltimore.

  6. PirateSloth Says:

    Errrrr… *root for the Ravens. But toot works just as well. Damned iPhone automatic spelling and alcohol don’t mix.

  7. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Fries don’t belong on sandwiches. Similarly, Old Bay does NOT belong on everything.

  8. BabyCarruth Says:

    Willie Beamen’s first NFL start. Woo?

  9. Rich Says:

    I’m betting the under. It’s like betting on both teams to lose!

    /HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

  10. HappyFunMiles Says:

    SMIRRE! I THROW RONGRASTNAME UNDER BUS!

    Seriously, Hines needs to STFU. Don’t diss your QB when he’s not medically cleared to play with a friggin’ concussion.

  11. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Tonight, Dennis Dixon joins the proud fraternity of Oregon NFL quarterbacks… and immediately the best NFL quarterback to come from Oregon.

  12. SavetoFavorites Says:

    It’s amazing how Brett Favre plays within himself, all while playing with a great pass-protecting unit, the best RB tandem with whom he’s ever shared a backfield, and an ultratalented set of receiving weapons. MVP!

  13. Danger Guerrero Says:

    @ Savetofavorites

    Agreed. But Old Bay DEFINITELY goes on french fries.

    /eats a bucket or two of Crabfries

  14. Rob in WI Says:

    Didn’t Fouts play at Oregon?

  15. obit_rice Says:

    Steelers have to leapfrog Baltimore and Denver. It might come down to the last Baltimore Game at Heinz, but can you count out the Titans? Not after this week. If they get in (Pitt), can Steelers win on the road at Colts, NE, San Diego? They can, but thats some massive odds.

  16. Sergio Says:

    I know it’s already been discussed in the 4 PM thread, but…

    God DAMN, that was an entertaining last drive in the TEN-ARI game.

  17. Christmas Ape Says:

    They have the tiebreaker on Denver. Don’t have to leapfrog them.

  18. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Faith Hill, like me, hates pants.

  19. SavetoFavorites Says:

    @ Danger Guerrero

    I’ll grant that the first couple of becrabbed fries are tasty. After a while, though, it’s tough to get down all that seasoning on something bland like potatoes. Fries want something savory– like cheese or gravy– or sweetish on ‘em.

  20. DeepFriar Says:

    Would I be way out of line mentioning that Dennis Dixon pretty much had the Heisman sewn up until he tweaked his ACL?
    THAT”S REAL FOOTBALL ANALYSIS!

  21. SavetoFavorites Says:

    @ Rob: Whoops. Lost Beardy among all the Grazianis, Akilis, and Joeys.

  22. Leigh Says:

    God DAMN, that was an entertaining last drive in the TEN-ARI game

    Media common knowledge went from “Vince Young is crazy, and possibly gay” to “Vince Young is a legitimate NFL quarterback” awfully quickly.

  23. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    @DeepFriar: No, because I agree with you.

  24. twoeightnine Says:

    They have the tiebreaker on Denver. Don’t have to leapfrog them.

    So even if they finish with a worse record than them they’ll still get in?

  25. Christmas Ape Says:

    Of course. BECAUSE THE LEAGUE IS RIGGED FOR THE STEELERS! Didn’t you hear?

  26. SavetoFavorites Says:

    @ Leigh: “Crazy and gay” and “legitimate NFL quarterback” aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. Hell, he might be just the Kordell-cum-Namath that’ll SAVE this league in a post-Glee America.

  27. Danger Guerrero Says:

    @ DeepFriar

    You’re right, but your football analysis is a little off. Needs more all caps and “THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.”

  28. SavetoFavorites Says:

    “Ben’s health is my first priority. I have no intention of getting Ben Roethlisberger injured further… unless my other two QBs get killed.”

  29. Taxman Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkCcts2u3w

    I think this is what you’re going for, PirateSloth.

  30. twoeightnine Says:

    I’ve never wanted both QBs on one team to be injured more than tonight*.

    *Does not include Patriots games.

  31. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    The doctor Tomlin’s been conferring with looks suspiciously like House.

  32. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Looks like Neil O’Donnell is too busy in Utah to help out the Steelers tonight.

    http://www.legacy.com/Obituaries.asp?Page=FHDirections&FHIndex=4696

  33. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    I love it, Pitty’s O-Line is tissue paper when The Ben isn’t taking snaps

  34. Rob in WI Says:

    SavetoFavorites Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    @ Rob: Whoops. Lost Beardy among all the Grazianis, Akilis, and Joeys.

    Completely understandable. Don’t forget Terry Baker, who actually won a Heisman.

  35. Rob in WI Says:

    Clearly the refs are to blame for that Ravens personal foul.

  36. twoeightnine Says:

    That’s right Flacco, don’t throw to your best receiver so much.

  37. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    And McGahee owners everywhere rejoice

  38. Taxman Says:

    Perhaps we can put the Best Buy singers behind the Pittsburgh o-line.

  39. Ben Says:

    Dammit Willis, you’re stealing all of Ray Rice’s precious fantasy points! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE

  40. samerochocinco Says:

    Carl Winslow’s a Pittsburgh fan? No way.

  41. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Dixon with his SECOND NFL PASS EVER.

  42. arbman Says:

    Am i crazy or was that Ape standing right by Dennis Dixon’s family?

  43. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    survey says… Benny comes on in the second half to steer the Stillers to victory…
    /I’m drunk…
    //again
    ///bacon infused bourbon is the devils work…

  44. Greg Olsen is making me sexits Says:

    @ Punch Rockgroin
    There was a Tomlin/Omar Epps joke on House last week

  45. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Way to go, Pitt. Right when Dixon starts making things happen you have to fuck it up

  46. Christmas Ape Says:

    Beware Bruce Arians’ vast array of screens!

  47. twoeightnine Says:

    You’re crazy. All white people look alike when standing next to black people.

  48. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:

    Alright, the Smoggies (without The Ben) vs the Stabbies. This should be thoroughly…something.

  49. Danger Guerrero Says:

    I wish Dennis Dixon or Flacco would hurry up and do something of note so we could build a hilarious character around a fictional assumption about them.

    /really likes making fun of Cutler

  50. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @ape… vast? Bruce knows not the screenage that emits from greg marrone…. the next NFL head coach to be culled from the college ranks…
    /I’m drunk…
    //again…

  51. Danger Guerrero Says:

    @ twoeightnine

    Yep. They all look anxious.

  52. Timesyoursguys Says:

    Dennis Dixon’s Dad craps bigger than you.

  53. Boatdrinks Says:

    Dennis Dixon looks ready for the Haters Ball.

  54. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Dixon hasn’t been murdalized yet. This is good.

  55. Boatdrinks Says:

    Oops, based on the pic they just flashed. And that was followed by Big Ben looking earlier like Elf…not a good thing.

  56. Chief Wahoo Says:

    Baltimore is a town full of cocsktains.

  57. Chief Wahoo Says:

    cockstains

  58. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Skinny brack man throw barr as good as Rongrastname. Smirre.

  59. Sex Cannon and the City Says:

    SMIRRE

  60. SavetoFavorites Says:

    That change of direction was kind of a dick move.

    /Ha-cha-cha!

  61. Tracer Bullet Says:

    UH-OH. DENNIS IS TRYING TO TAKE THE BEN’S JOB WHILE THE BEN HAS AN OUCHY IN MY HEADBONE.

  62. twoeightnine Says:

    So confused, was god or Malcolm X responsible for that TD pass?

  63. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:

    Getting kids healthy with Hines Wald? With — what, lessons on dirty hits?

  64. Chief Wahoo Says:

    Damn I hate rooting for Pittsburgh, but when the choice is between them and that open sewer on the Chesapeake Bay I’m down with Steely.

  65. Boatdrinks Says:

    Taking care of business…taking care of business…
    What, you don’t know this marvelous Bachman Turner Overdrive gem? You weren’t born in the late fifties or mid sixties? Hmmm. We better rethink that soundtrack …

  66. Rob in WI Says:

    @Boatdrinks

    I was born in ‘77 and still know BTO. Or am I missing the joke.

  67. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @ ROHTC… Lofty…
    /not so drunk anymore…

  68. Ben Says:

    “michael oher is the subject of a hit movie” is the new “jerome bettis is from detroit”
    /book was better
    //haven’t seen the movie

  69. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @ Rob… I remember watching SUPERBOWL 1… and I was only 3 days old!!!
    /mmm… bacon….

  70. Timesyoursguys Says:

    Yinzers love black quarterbacks.

    /Kordel’ed

  71. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:

    The Dolphins may have a mascot that looks like it has Down’s syndrome, but at least it isn’t Steely McBeam.

  72. PlayoffBeard Says:

    Phil Collins is the National Football League.

  73. Boatdrinks Says:

    Nah, I just wonder about producers using music that is basically from the 70’s in 2009. Seems like it would not appeal to the average 20 something demographic.

  74. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:

    Ray Lewis and the Felons getting raped by Dixon is delicious.

  75. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Everyone pointing out blitzes and hot routes… how sweet. It’s like Dixon’s quarterbacking in CPU-Help mode.

  76. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    Question for all….
    I need receptions by Miller, and a big defensive night by the Crows…. I’m so conflicted! Can I have both?
    /probably not
    //I have an enlarged heart
    ///more bacon

  77. Rob in WI Says:

    @Boatdrinks

    Maybe… but the most important thing is that it won’t offend anyone.

  78. Christmas Ape Says:

    ZOMG THE FUKKIN REFSSSSS!

  79. Boatdrinks Says:

    Alas, too true.

  80. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @ boat @ rob
    The average 20something has never heard any of that music… its all new to them…

  81. ErnieHolmesCopter Says:

    REFS.. CALL.. AGAINST STEELERS!!! SO… CONFLICTED!

  82. Rob in WI Says:

    I would think the average 20something would recognize it as “Mom and Dad’s music”

  83. SavetoFavorites Says:

    @ Lack of Foreskin: Yes. Lots and lots of yards, along with red-zone turnovers/a defensive TD or two.

    How likely is it? Well, you might want to put another pound of back meat on the griddle.

  84. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    stairway to freebird heaven… with shooting stars

  85. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Mewelde Moore’s Aikido is strong.

  86. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Dixon playing very very well so far. See what a competent Oregon QB can do fellas?
    /from Oregon
    //Only watching tonight because Dixon’s playing

  87. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @ ROHTC
    Married to a Beaver… but she likes webbed feet too…

  88. Tracer Bullet Says:

    In fairness, it’s been at least 25 years since we last saw a competent Oregon QB.

  89. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:

    Floatacular Flacco!

  90. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    fuk mi

  91. jim mora's saggy diaper Says:

    Mark Clayton!?!?!

  92. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @savetofavorites
    I’m out of backbacon… I’m reduced to the front stuff….
    /why can’t the stillers throw to miller ffs?

  93. RickyWilliams'sBong Says:

    TD Stabbies!

  94. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    throw the ball you pussies!
    /ashton kutcher is a dink

  95. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    @Foreskin: A friend of mine calls themselves a Platypus since one kid goes to U of O, one kid goes to OSU.

    Where’s Olbermann? D:

  96. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @ ROHTC
    Platypus… love it…
    Olbermann’s under Bob’s desk…

  97. Andy Reids left nut Says:

    you know what I need? I need Mendenhall to stop doing that retarded spin move and get some positive yards,

  98. Louis Lipps Sinks Ships Says:

    Mendenhall is just twirling…twirling toward freedom!

  99. Christmas Ape Says:

    Mendenhall is just making up for us not getting our Freeney spin fix today.

  100. Taxman Says:

    It’s Mendenhall’s tribute to The Byrds.

  101. Boatdrinks Says:

    Twirl happens

  102. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    Mendenhall is French for ’spin, twirl and twist’

  103. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    and german for ‘men in the hall’

  104. SavetoFavorites Says:

    “Twirling” isn’t entirely inapt. But I tend to think of Mendenhall’s spin move as the “Graveled Washing Machine.”

  105. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Play Sam Cooke to seduce women. DO NOT play Sam Koch to seduce women.

  106. Louis Lipps Sinks Ships Says:

    With Woodley heating up, the Ravens may need to resort to the rare double-unbalanced offensive line.

  107. LaFavre's Next Drink Says:

    I motherfucking hate this game.

  108. Rob in WI Says:

    SMIRRE AT HINES WALD’S BIATCH ED REED

  109. Christmas Ape Says:

    Ed Reed still sucks at tackling. I think Hines just carried him 10 yards.

  110. Christmas Ape Says:

    I motherfucking hate this game.

    No one motherfucking cares.

  111. Taxman Says:

    Polamalu > Reed

  112. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I don’t motherfucking care about Jay Leno’s show.

  113. Greg Says:

    One fucking touchdown, Smirre. You cunt.

    /fantasy frustration

  114. Plax's Owie Spot Says:

    @ ROHTC: Well, the Civil War trophy (that isn’t being used anymore, wtf?) *IS* a platypus.

    /has been wishing for years that they would bring it back

  115. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Does anyone else do a quick Marino flashback when they hear Mark Clayton’s name? And the Steve Smith thing is worse.

    Sometimes I wish the NFL would adopt the Screen Actors’ Guild naming rules, where middle initials/name variants are used to keep confusion/fraud to a minimum. Also, I sometimes wish my brain worked better.

  116. UbenHadd Says:

    Reed actually playing > Polamalu watching game from sidelines

  117. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    @save
    You mean its not the same guy?

  118. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    I get confused with all the guys named Mark Duper in the league.

  119. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    Schwedes

  120. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    James Harrison is either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid.

  121. SavetoFavorites Says:

    And when did Matt Suhey start playing baseball for the Yankees? Who moved my shoes? Who put this dirty supper plate in front of me? WHO STOLE MY SUPPER?

  122. Mathemagician Says:

    So how much longer before Baltimore fans start bringing their own penalty flags to the games, and covering the field with their referee-hating, ball-bearing-weighted outrage 4-5 times a game?

    Because the best irony would be seeing Ravens fans throwing penalty flags onto the field, as an homage to Bart Scott throwing the penalty flag into the stands against NE in 2007…

  123. Monkey Business Says:

    Meh, I’m all discussed out.

    But hey, we’re in the playoffs, which is more than I can say for one, maybe both, of these teams.

  124. Christmas Ape Says:

    But hey, we’re in the playoffs, which is more than I can say for one, maybe both, of these teams.

    We’re all excited for the Colts to lose their first playoff game again.

  125. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    fuch mei

  126. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Ray-Ray-quality shot in the back to a prone Flacco from Silverback there. He IS a burgeoning defensive leader!

  127. Rob in WI Says:

    WTF? No penalty on the Ravens player for shoving after the whistle? I’m sure even Ravens fans thought that was unnecessary.

    Oh, right, Ravens fans aren’t reasonable.

  128. Taxman Says:

    Nah, I think the Colts make it a little further and have their shit ruined by Laserface and Tiny Darren.

  129. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Mendenhall! Mendenhall! Mendenhall!

  130. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    Superbowl… Dreamboat vs. Purple Jesus

  131. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    The Ravens’ ancestral crest at the 50 just screams class!

  132. City of Industry Football Corporation Says:

    Ravens being the dirty birds that they are cough up a hairball in the shape of a football. Steelers being from the outdated once industrial city won’t progress it.

  133. Mathemagician Says:

    Ape: As long as we can get Marmalard as Pey-Pey’s opponent in that first playoff game, that result would seem to be destined to happen. If so, I look forward to a second consecutive “Most Valuable FAIL” LOLNFL picture for my work desktop’s background…

  134. Christmas Ape Says:

    DENNIS DIXON WILL RAPE YOU IN THE STREET!

  135. SavetoFavorites Says:

    AND… Separate Entirely.

  136. Lack of Foreskin Says:

    promise?

  137. Ben Says:

    Hey Dennis, I hear the other Maryland football team is looking for a new QB…

  138. Louis Lipps Sinks Ships Says:

    For what it’s worth, since I’ve heard confusion about the field logo a few times recently:

    http://www.50states.com/flag/mdflag.htm

  139. Mathemagician Says:

    THE BEN HAS CALLED PLAYS IN GOOD TO THE DENNIS DESPITE INJURY TO THE BRAINSPOT

  140. H Cuz Says:

    Looks like Hochuli’s Gun Show is closed this evening.

  141. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Usually, I’m not one to complain about the music selection, but was that REALLY fucking Jackson Browne at the commercial bump?

  142. City of Industry Football Corporation Says:

    Block In The Back. I knew I should of brainstormed for a better KSK commenting name.

  143. Christmas Ape Says:

    Great use of timeouts, Harbaugh.

  144. PlayoffBeard Says:

    Go for it, do you think you’ll get the ball back?

  145. Christmas Ape Says:

    Ray Rice might be good.

  146. Mathemagician Says:

    The Ravens went for it…Greggggg’s notebook is confused…

  147. SavetoFavorites Says:

    How does the DENNIS system work for quickies?

  148. PlayoffBeard Says:

    Jeff Reed is anxious because this game is cutting into date-raping time.

  149. UbenHadd Says:

    At least Cuntliff got the 4 points I needed, now the Ravens need to lose this fucking game.

  150. Otto Man Says:

    Jesus H. Rice!

  151. Otto Man Says:

    At least Sepulveda isn’t a pussy.

  152. PlayoffBeard Says:

    T-Good had no problem with contact from behind when he was on the 7th Floor.

  153. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Dixon has been terrific tonight. What’s the over/under on him taking the backup job for good from Batch?

  154. jim mora's saggy diaper Says:

    That punter should teach Jeff Reed how not to look like a pussy while covering kick returns

  155. Christmas Ape Says:

    Looks like the refs stopped hating Baltimore.

  156. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Illegal contact, then PI? Isn’t that essentially like ticketing a driver for speeding, then giving him another ticket for egregious speeding?

  157. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    @Ape: How about that hip check?

  158. jim mora's saggy diaper Says:

    and there’s the make up call

  159. Ridiculous One Handed Tiptoe Catch Says:

    Nice hands by the wide receiver coach

  160. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    ZOINKS!

  161. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Wow

  162. jim mora's saggy diaper Says:

    so close…….

  163. UbenHadd Says:

    They better get a good backup, with the new concussion rules they’ll implement who knows how much playing time Roethlisberger will miss in the coming seasons. He’s just a concussion freak.

  164. Christmas Ape Says:

    The Steelers, minus Big Ben, his backup, Polamalu and one of their starting linemen, forced OT in Baltimore. Even if the Ravens win, this is an embarrassment.

  165. Taxman Says:

    C’mon tie!

  166. Mathemagician Says:

    Ape: Is commenting here your release valve, since you can’t yell, scream and wave the yellow towel from the press box??

    /Steelers ‘deserve a result here’

  167. jim mora's saggy diaper Says:

    what the hell is al michaels talking about??

  168. twoeightnine Says:

    Big Ben, his backup, Polamalu and one of their starting linemen are the new penalty flag.

  169. Christmas Ape Says:

    You could say that.

  170. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Dixonfloat

  171. SRV Says:

    has anyone else noticed that since Mcnabb got made fun of for not knowing a game could end in a tie, the refs point out during the start of O.T. that after 15 minutes the game will end in a tie. just saying is all

  172. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Nice pass, Flacco

  173. Mathemagician Says:

    Peter King doesn’t think it’s fair that Pittsburgh got the ball first in overtime. Even though Baltimore now has the ball.

  174. Dtimas Av Says:

    Joe Flacco sucks ass. It had to be said.

  175. SavetoFavorites Says:

    Flacco’s trying so very hard to Cutler this game away.

  176. PirateSloth Says:

    Dirty bomb!!!! Where is my misguided Ackbar? (besides avoiding obvious Imperial traps)

  177. jim mora's saggy diaper Says:

    Dixerception!!!!!!!!!!!

  178. Christmas Ape Says:

    Aw nutbunnies.

  179. PlayoffBeard Says:

    Don’t throw it to the guys in purple, Dennis!

  180. Mathemagician Says:

    Kruger! My son tells my that your company sucks!!

  181. Punch Rockgroin Says:

    Sorry Dixon. Thanks for playing.

  182. UbenHadd Says:

    So much for that.

  183. Mathemagician Says:

    No mole smirre fol Hines…

  184. LaFavre's Next Drink Says:

    Wah, we have injuries, wah, we have a better team, wah. Just saving Ape some time.

  185. UbenHadd Says:

    Well Cuntliff was a Brown earlier in the year, so he has that losing taint yet.

  186. Taxman Says:

    Meh, Dixon still looked better than Sanchez has at times.

  187. Christmas Ape Says:

    Wah, we have injuries, wah, we have a better team, wah. Just saving Ape some time.

    Why would I steal that from Pats fans from all last season?

  188. Mathemagician Says:

    Loethrisbelgel concussion = no smirres fol Hines, no smirres for Stirrels. No smirres for Chlistmas Ape.

  189. SRV Says:

    KSK is dead on balls accurate on the comments about Collinsworth. I dont like the guy but damn does he call it like he sees it “how many times are you gonna take a shot before kicking the game winner” is dead on. The fuckin ravens just kept crammin in ther, just end this bitch already (as they have done while i drunkenly typed here!)

  190. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    Think it’s true that Paul Kruger has ties to the Nazi Party?

  191. Paul-God Says:

    What the fuck did Stabby say?

  192. Aaron Rodgers' Lost Self Esteem Says:

    ugh.. brb buying a Favre jersey and acting like I’m not from Pittsburgh

  193. miamidiesel Says:

    The Steelers, like the Giants, might still make the playoffs, but they’ve both had rough years and I’m not optimistic about either team’s Super Bowl hopes. Goddamn I miss the 2008 season

    /pours beer for Ape, leaves light on at the bar

  194. Sex Cannon and the City Says:

    HARF HARF HARF OWIE

  195. Kyle Boller's overused pick-up line Says:

    “The Steelers, minus Big Ben, his backup, Polamalu and one of their starting linemen, forced OT in Baltimore. Even if the Ravens win, this is an embarrassment.”

    I find it hard not to agree with you, but Dixon surprised me and played with a decent amount of composure considering his experience.

    A win’s a win. Our schedule is cake after GB next week minus our final matchup with the stillers. I hope Ben’s healthy for our next match-up.

  196. City of Industry Football Corporation Says:

    God damn it the dirty bomb never went off!

  197. Lawrence Says:

    ONLY BAWSTAWN TEAMS AHHHH AFFECTED BY INJURIES! NO ONE ELSE IS! ONLY THE LEGENDARY BEANTOWN THANKFUL CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM! FACK YOU! THE 2008 SEASON IS FOHEVAH MAHHHHKED WITH AN ASTERISK! YAN-KEES SACK! YAN-KEES SACK! LEN BIAS!

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