Open Thread: Haters Ball ‘09, Featuring the All-New D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Wooo, Sunday Night Football! Oh wait, Steelers-Ravens? Can I downgrade that “Wooo” to a “Meh”?
Yes, it’s Pittsburgh versus Baltimore in the race for second place in the AFC North. The Steelers are without Ben Roethlisberger, backup QB Charlie Batch, and Head & Shoulders spokesmodel Troy Polamalu. In place of Roethlis-Batch will be rookie fifth-round draft pick and former Oregon Duck Dennis Dixon, who — as Cris Collinsworth will tell you several times tonight — has only thrown one pass in the NFL until now.
Thus, in order for the game to stay interesting tonight, we’ll need to cull all the hate these two teams inspire. I hate the Steelers. Christmas Ape hates the Ravens. Ravens fans hate Christmas Ape. Ed Reed hates not throwing laterals. 21st century industry hates both cities. And EVERYONE hates Ray Lewis. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!!
Tags: always remember: we hate everyone, baltimore ravens, captain caveman, hate, open threads, pittsburgh steelers
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November 29th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
This thread should give Monkey Business ample opportunity to discuss the Colts.
November 29th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I would pay $$ to see Ray Ray and/or Ed Reed fight Hines Ward. That being said Steelers are in big trouble if they lose to Baltimore tonight.
November 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I hate the Ravens. I hate people who think Hines is a dirty player. I hate anyone with the last name of “Harbaugh”.
//doing my part
November 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
I’m gonna chime in now while I’m still soberish. I’ll be drinking with 2 Steelers fans…. which is difficult given my hatred of the Steelers. Yet I can’t bring myself to toot for the Ravens…
In conclusion, I want the game to end early with a terrorist attack on Baltimore. A dirty bomb in the stadium should suffice.
Or a tie.
November 29th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
That being said Steelers are in big trouble if they lose to Baltimore tonight.
Not really. Jags lost. Miami lost. Texans lost. Steelers don’t have that hard of a schedule left and another game at home against Baltimore.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Errrrr… *root for the Ravens. But toot works just as well. Damned iPhone automatic spelling and alcohol don’t mix.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Fries don’t belong on sandwiches. Similarly, Old Bay does NOT belong on everything.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Willie Beamen’s first NFL start. Woo?
November 29th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
I’m betting the under. It’s like betting on both teams to lose!
/HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
November 29th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
SMIRRE! I THROW RONGRASTNAME UNDER BUS!
Seriously, Hines needs to STFU. Don’t diss your QB when he’s not medically cleared to play with a friggin’ concussion.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Tonight, Dennis Dixon joins the proud fraternity of Oregon NFL quarterbacks… and immediately the best NFL quarterback to come from Oregon.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
It’s amazing how Brett Favre plays within himself, all while playing with a great pass-protecting unit, the best RB tandem with whom he’s ever shared a backfield, and an ultratalented set of receiving weapons. MVP!
November 29th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
@ Savetofavorites
Agreed. But Old Bay DEFINITELY goes on french fries.
/eats a bucket or two of Crabfries
November 29th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Didn’t Fouts play at Oregon?
November 29th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Steelers have to leapfrog Baltimore and Denver. It might come down to the last Baltimore Game at Heinz, but can you count out the Titans? Not after this week. If they get in (Pitt), can Steelers win on the road at Colts, NE, San Diego? They can, but thats some massive odds.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I know it’s already been discussed in the 4 PM thread, but…
God DAMN, that was an entertaining last drive in the TEN-ARI game.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
They have the tiebreaker on Denver. Don’t have to leapfrog them.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Faith Hill, like me, hates pants.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
@ Danger Guerrero
I’ll grant that the first couple of becrabbed fries are tasty. After a while, though, it’s tough to get down all that seasoning on something bland like potatoes. Fries want something savory– like cheese or gravy– or sweetish on ‘em.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Would I be way out of line mentioning that Dennis Dixon pretty much had the Heisman sewn up until he tweaked his ACL?
THAT”S REAL FOOTBALL ANALYSIS!
November 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@ Rob: Whoops. Lost Beardy among all the Grazianis, Akilis, and Joeys.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
God DAMN, that was an entertaining last drive in the TEN-ARI game
Media common knowledge went from “Vince Young is crazy, and possibly gay” to “Vince Young is a legitimate NFL quarterback” awfully quickly.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@DeepFriar: No, because I agree with you.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
They have the tiebreaker on Denver. Don’t have to leapfrog them.
So even if they finish with a worse record than them they’ll still get in?
November 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Of course. BECAUSE THE LEAGUE IS RIGGED FOR THE STEELERS! Didn’t you hear?
November 29th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
@ Leigh: “Crazy and gay” and “legitimate NFL quarterback” aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive. Hell, he might be just the Kordell-cum-Namath that’ll SAVE this league in a post-Glee America.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
@ DeepFriar
You’re right, but your football analysis is a little off. Needs more all caps and “THIS GUY RIGHT HERE.”
November 29th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
“Ben’s health is my first priority. I have no intention of getting Ben Roethlisberger injured further… unless my other two QBs get killed.”
November 29th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwkCcts2u3w
I think this is what you’re going for, PirateSloth.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I’ve never wanted both QBs on one team to be injured more than tonight*.
*Does not include Patriots games.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
The doctor Tomlin’s been conferring with looks suspiciously like House.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Looks like Neil O’Donnell is too busy in Utah to help out the Steelers tonight.
http://www.legacy.com/Obituaries.asp?Page=FHDirections&FHIndex=4696
November 29th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I love it, Pitty’s O-Line is tissue paper when The Ben isn’t taking snaps
November 29th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
SavetoFavorites Says:
November 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
@ Rob: Whoops. Lost Beardy among all the Grazianis, Akilis, and Joeys.
Completely understandable. Don’t forget Terry Baker, who actually won a Heisman.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Clearly the refs are to blame for that Ravens personal foul.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
That’s right Flacco, don’t throw to your best receiver so much.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
And McGahee owners everywhere rejoice
November 29th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Perhaps we can put the Best Buy singers behind the Pittsburgh o-line.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Dammit Willis, you’re stealing all of Ray Rice’s precious fantasy points! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
November 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Carl Winslow’s a Pittsburgh fan? No way.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Dixon with his SECOND NFL PASS EVER.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Am i crazy or was that Ape standing right by Dennis Dixon’s family?
November 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
survey says… Benny comes on in the second half to steer the Stillers to victory…
/I’m drunk…
//again
///bacon infused bourbon is the devils work…
November 29th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
@ Punch Rockgroin
There was a Tomlin/Omar Epps joke on House last week
November 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Way to go, Pitt. Right when Dixon starts making things happen you have to fuck it up
November 29th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
Beware Bruce Arians’ vast array of screens!
November 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
You’re crazy. All white people look alike when standing next to black people.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Alright, the Smoggies (without The Ben) vs the Stabbies. This should be thoroughly…something.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I wish Dennis Dixon or Flacco would hurry up and do something of note so we could build a hilarious character around a fictional assumption about them.
/really likes making fun of Cutler
November 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
@ape… vast? Bruce knows not the screenage that emits from greg marrone…. the next NFL head coach to be culled from the college ranks…
/I’m drunk…
//again…
November 29th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@ twoeightnine
Yep. They all look anxious.
November 29th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Dennis Dixon’s Dad craps bigger than you.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Dennis Dixon looks ready for the Haters Ball.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Dixon hasn’t been murdalized yet. This is good.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Oops, based on the pic they just flashed. And that was followed by Big Ben looking earlier like Elf…not a good thing.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Baltimore is a town full of cocsktains.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
cockstains
November 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Skinny brack man throw barr as good as Rongrastname. Smirre.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
SMIRRE
November 29th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
That change of direction was kind of a dick move.
/Ha-cha-cha!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
UH-OH. DENNIS IS TRYING TO TAKE THE BEN’S JOB WHILE THE BEN HAS AN OUCHY IN MY HEADBONE.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
So confused, was god or Malcolm X responsible for that TD pass?
November 29th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Getting kids healthy with Hines Wald? With — what, lessons on dirty hits?
November 29th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Damn I hate rooting for Pittsburgh, but when the choice is between them and that open sewer on the Chesapeake Bay I’m down with Steely.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Taking care of business…taking care of business…
What, you don’t know this marvelous Bachman Turner Overdrive gem? You weren’t born in the late fifties or mid sixties? Hmmm. We better rethink that soundtrack …
November 29th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@Boatdrinks
I was born in ‘77 and still know BTO. Or am I missing the joke.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
@ ROHTC… Lofty…
/not so drunk anymore…
November 29th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
“michael oher is the subject of a hit movie” is the new “jerome bettis is from detroit”
/book was better
//haven’t seen the movie
November 29th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
@ Rob… I remember watching SUPERBOWL 1… and I was only 3 days old!!!
/mmm… bacon….
November 29th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Yinzers love black quarterbacks.
/Kordel’ed
November 29th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
The Dolphins may have a mascot that looks like it has Down’s syndrome, but at least it isn’t Steely McBeam.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Phil Collins is the National Football League.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Nah, I just wonder about producers using music that is basically from the 70’s in 2009. Seems like it would not appeal to the average 20 something demographic.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Ray Lewis and the Felons getting raped by Dixon is delicious.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Everyone pointing out blitzes and hot routes… how sweet. It’s like Dixon’s quarterbacking in CPU-Help mode.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Question for all….
I need receptions by Miller, and a big defensive night by the Crows…. I’m so conflicted! Can I have both?
/probably not
//I have an enlarged heart
///more bacon
November 29th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
@Boatdrinks
Maybe… but the most important thing is that it won’t offend anyone.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
ZOMG THE FUKKIN REFSSSSS!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Alas, too true.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@ boat @ rob
The average 20something has never heard any of that music… its all new to them…
November 29th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
REFS.. CALL.. AGAINST STEELERS!!! SO… CONFLICTED!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I would think the average 20something would recognize it as “Mom and Dad’s music”
November 29th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
@ Lack of Foreskin: Yes. Lots and lots of yards, along with red-zone turnovers/a defensive TD or two.
How likely is it? Well, you might want to put another pound of back meat on the griddle.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
stairway to freebird heaven… with shooting stars
November 29th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Mewelde Moore’s Aikido is strong.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Dixon playing very very well so far. See what a competent Oregon QB can do fellas?
/from Oregon
//Only watching tonight because Dixon’s playing
November 29th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
@ ROHTC
Married to a Beaver… but she likes webbed feet too…
November 29th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
In fairness, it’s been at least 25 years since we last saw a competent Oregon QB.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Floatacular Flacco!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
fuk mi
November 29th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Mark Clayton!?!?!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
@savetofavorites
I’m out of backbacon… I’m reduced to the front stuff….
/why can’t the stillers throw to miller ffs?
November 29th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
TD Stabbies!
November 29th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
throw the ball you pussies!
/ashton kutcher is a dink
November 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
@Foreskin: A friend of mine calls themselves a Platypus since one kid goes to U of O, one kid goes to OSU.
Where’s Olbermann? D:
November 29th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
@ ROHTC
Platypus… love it…
Olbermann’s under Bob’s desk…
November 29th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
you know what I need? I need Mendenhall to stop doing that retarded spin move and get some positive yards,
November 29th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Mendenhall is just twirling…twirling toward freedom!
November 29th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Mendenhall is just making up for us not getting our Freeney spin fix today.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
It’s Mendenhall’s tribute to The Byrds.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Twirl happens
November 29th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Mendenhall is French for ’spin, twirl and twist’
November 29th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
and german for ‘men in the hall’
November 29th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
“Twirling” isn’t entirely inapt. But I tend to think of Mendenhall’s spin move as the “Graveled Washing Machine.”
November 29th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Play Sam Cooke to seduce women. DO NOT play Sam Koch to seduce women.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
With Woodley heating up, the Ravens may need to resort to the rare double-unbalanced offensive line.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
I motherfucking hate this game.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
SMIRRE AT HINES WALD’S BIATCH ED REED
November 29th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
Ed Reed still sucks at tackling. I think Hines just carried him 10 yards.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
I motherfucking hate this game.
No one motherfucking cares.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Polamalu > Reed
November 29th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I don’t motherfucking care about Jay Leno’s show.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
One fucking touchdown, Smirre. You cunt.
/fantasy frustration
November 29th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
@ ROHTC: Well, the Civil War trophy (that isn’t being used anymore, wtf?) *IS* a platypus.
/has been wishing for years that they would bring it back
November 29th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Does anyone else do a quick Marino flashback when they hear Mark Clayton’s name? And the Steve Smith thing is worse.
Sometimes I wish the NFL would adopt the Screen Actors’ Guild naming rules, where middle initials/name variants are used to keep confusion/fraud to a minimum. Also, I sometimes wish my brain worked better.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Reed actually playing > Polamalu watching game from sidelines
November 29th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
@save
You mean its not the same guy?
November 29th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I get confused with all the guys named Mark Duper in the league.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Schwedes
November 29th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
James Harrison is either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
And when did Matt Suhey start playing baseball for the Yankees? Who moved my shoes? Who put this dirty supper plate in front of me? WHO STOLE MY SUPPER?
November 29th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
So how much longer before Baltimore fans start bringing their own penalty flags to the games, and covering the field with their referee-hating, ball-bearing-weighted outrage 4-5 times a game?
Because the best irony would be seeing Ravens fans throwing penalty flags onto the field, as an homage to Bart Scott throwing the penalty flag into the stands against NE in 2007…
November 29th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
Meh, I’m all discussed out.
But hey, we’re in the playoffs, which is more than I can say for one, maybe both, of these teams.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
But hey, we’re in the playoffs, which is more than I can say for one, maybe both, of these teams.
We’re all excited for the Colts to lose their first playoff game again.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
fuch mei
November 29th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Ray-Ray-quality shot in the back to a prone Flacco from Silverback there. He IS a burgeoning defensive leader!
November 29th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
WTF? No penalty on the Ravens player for shoving after the whistle? I’m sure even Ravens fans thought that was unnecessary.
Oh, right, Ravens fans aren’t reasonable.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Nah, I think the Colts make it a little further and have their shit ruined by Laserface and Tiny Darren.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Mendenhall! Mendenhall! Mendenhall!
November 29th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Superbowl… Dreamboat vs. Purple Jesus
November 29th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
The Ravens’ ancestral crest at the 50 just screams class!
November 29th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Ravens being the dirty birds that they are cough up a hairball in the shape of a football. Steelers being from the outdated once industrial city won’t progress it.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Ape: As long as we can get Marmalard as Pey-Pey’s opponent in that first playoff game, that result would seem to be destined to happen. If so, I look forward to a second consecutive “Most Valuable FAIL” LOLNFL picture for my work desktop’s background…
November 29th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
DENNIS DIXON WILL RAPE YOU IN THE STREET!
November 29th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
AND… Separate Entirely.
November 29th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
promise?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Hey Dennis, I hear the other Maryland football team is looking for a new QB…
November 29th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
For what it’s worth, since I’ve heard confusion about the field logo a few times recently:
http://www.50states.com/flag/mdflag.htm
November 29th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
THE BEN HAS CALLED PLAYS IN GOOD TO THE DENNIS DESPITE INJURY TO THE BRAINSPOT
November 29th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Looks like Hochuli’s Gun Show is closed this evening.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Usually, I’m not one to complain about the music selection, but was that REALLY fucking Jackson Browne at the commercial bump?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Block In The Back. I knew I should of brainstormed for a better KSK commenting name.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Great use of timeouts, Harbaugh.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Go for it, do you think you’ll get the ball back?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Ray Rice might be good.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
The Ravens went for it…Greggggg’s notebook is confused…
November 29th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
How does the DENNIS system work for quickies?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Jeff Reed is anxious because this game is cutting into date-raping time.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
At least Cuntliff got the 4 points I needed, now the Ravens need to lose this fucking game.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Jesus H. Rice!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
At least Sepulveda isn’t a pussy.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
T-Good had no problem with contact from behind when he was on the 7th Floor.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Dixon has been terrific tonight. What’s the over/under on him taking the backup job for good from Batch?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
That punter should teach Jeff Reed how not to look like a pussy while covering kick returns
November 29th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Looks like the refs stopped hating Baltimore.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Illegal contact, then PI? Isn’t that essentially like ticketing a driver for speeding, then giving him another ticket for egregious speeding?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@Ape: How about that hip check?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
and there’s the make up call
November 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Nice hands by the wide receiver coach
November 29th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
ZOINKS!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Wow
November 29th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
so close…….
November 29th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
They better get a good backup, with the new concussion rules they’ll implement who knows how much playing time Roethlisberger will miss in the coming seasons. He’s just a concussion freak.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
The Steelers, minus Big Ben, his backup, Polamalu and one of their starting linemen, forced OT in Baltimore. Even if the Ravens win, this is an embarrassment.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
C’mon tie!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Ape: Is commenting here your release valve, since you can’t yell, scream and wave the yellow towel from the press box??
/Steelers ‘deserve a result here’
November 29th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
what the hell is al michaels talking about??
November 29th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Big Ben, his backup, Polamalu and one of their starting linemen are the new penalty flag.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
You could say that.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Dixonfloat
November 29th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
has anyone else noticed that since Mcnabb got made fun of for not knowing a game could end in a tie, the refs point out during the start of O.T. that after 15 minutes the game will end in a tie. just saying is all
November 29th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Nice pass, Flacco
November 29th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Peter King doesn’t think it’s fair that Pittsburgh got the ball first in overtime. Even though Baltimore now has the ball.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Joe Flacco sucks ass. It had to be said.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Flacco’s trying so very hard to Cutler this game away.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Dirty bomb!!!! Where is my misguided Ackbar? (besides avoiding obvious Imperial traps)
November 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Dixerception!!!!!!!!!!!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Aw nutbunnies.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Don’t throw it to the guys in purple, Dennis!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Kruger! My son tells my that your company sucks!!
November 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Sorry Dixon. Thanks for playing.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
So much for that.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
No mole smirre fol Hines…
November 29th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Wah, we have injuries, wah, we have a better team, wah. Just saving Ape some time.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Well Cuntliff was a Brown earlier in the year, so he has that losing taint yet.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Meh, Dixon still looked better than Sanchez has at times.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Wah, we have injuries, wah, we have a better team, wah. Just saving Ape some time.
Why would I steal that from Pats fans from all last season?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Loethrisbelgel concussion = no smirres fol Hines, no smirres for Stirrels. No smirres for Chlistmas Ape.
November 29th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
KSK is dead on balls accurate on the comments about Collinsworth. I dont like the guy but damn does he call it like he sees it “how many times are you gonna take a shot before kicking the game winner” is dead on. The fuckin ravens just kept crammin in ther, just end this bitch already (as they have done while i drunkenly typed here!)
November 29th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Think it’s true that Paul Kruger has ties to the Nazi Party?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
What the fuck did Stabby say?
November 29th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
ugh.. brb buying a Favre jersey and acting like I’m not from Pittsburgh
November 29th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
The Steelers, like the Giants, might still make the playoffs, but they’ve both had rough years and I’m not optimistic about either team’s Super Bowl hopes. Goddamn I miss the 2008 season
/pours beer for Ape, leaves light on at the bar
November 29th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
HARF HARF HARF OWIE
November 30th, 2009 at 12:06 am
“The Steelers, minus Big Ben, his backup, Polamalu and one of their starting linemen, forced OT in Baltimore. Even if the Ravens win, this is an embarrassment.”
I find it hard not to agree with you, but Dixon surprised me and played with a decent amount of composure considering his experience.
A win’s a win. Our schedule is cake after GB next week minus our final matchup with the stillers. I hope Ben’s healthy for our next match-up.
November 30th, 2009 at 12:56 am
God damn it the dirty bomb never went off!
November 30th, 2009 at 2:02 am
ONLY BAWSTAWN TEAMS AHHHH AFFECTED BY INJURIES! NO ONE ELSE IS! ONLY THE LEGENDARY BEANTOWN THANKFUL CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM! FACK YOU! THE 2008 SEASON IS FOHEVAH MAHHHHKED WITH AN ASTERISK! YAN-KEES SACK! YAN-KEES SACK! LEN BIAS!