Neckbeard Jokes and Pidgin Asian Accents: It’s Gonna Be a Looooooonnnnnnnnng Night at the Steelers-Broncos Liveblogkkake

Our resident Steelers fan is taking the night off to watch the game at a bar with his Steeler friends, but we’ll still have gay mafia quorum here at the live blog, as we pull our weekly stunt of spending as much time typing and reading comments as we do watching the game. Should be fun. The way I look at it, I’m not drinking alone if I’m chatting on the Internet with other people who are drinking. It’s what Kyle Orton would want.

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10 Responses to “Neckbeard Jokes and Pidgin Asian Accents: It’s Gonna Be a Looooooonnnnnnnnng Night at the Steelers-Broncos Liveblogkkake”

  1. CooperIsSuper Says:

    you’re in fine company CC, Jared Allen tweets during two-a-days for exactly the same reason.

  2. Upstate Underdog Says:

    after taking care of a sick wife and 2 kids today I’m going to need this live blog, and a few more beers than usual.

  3. selke99 Says:

    I just got wood when ESPN did the old CBS Sports Football pregame intro music and graphics and had Brent Musberger, Phyllis George (wasn’t Leslie Visser on the show?), Irv Cross, and Jimmy the Greek’s corpse at the desk. Then they ruined it then TJ and Blowhard Berman interrupted.

  4. je Says:

    The steelers are good at “recess” and the broncos are filled with grit thanks to their “loose dog” drill

    …really? this legitimate sports reporting?

  5. Herm Edwards Says:

    Fix your shit. This blog is more frustrating than watching the browns all season.

  6. Pay Some GD Attention Says:

    How did all three douchecasters miss the fact the Buckhalter was picked by the ref? Christ. You have an entire production staff…

  7. PW Says:

    I hate this broadcast team. Gruden’s every comment essentially boils down to “These professional football players are good at playing football!” Jaws is all about the minutiae of QB play and, of course, name-dropping obscure assistant coaches no one has heard of (nor gives a shit about.) Tirico is, you know, whatever, but he cannot hope to contain his moron boothmates. Oh, and if they’re gonna keep giving us full-body shots of the guys in the booth, can someone get Gruden to (1) stand up; (2) cross his legs; or (3) get some looser-fitting pants?

  8. SirSuperDank Says:

    rabble rabble rabble……f-ing steelers! way to score an offensive touchdown McD and the offense!

  9. Christmas Ape Says:

    I liked the part when the Steelers made Ufford sad.

  10. Rikadyn Says:

    I’m the fucking NYGs of Fantasy Football

    started 4-0, lost 5 straight…

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