Anyone who doesn’t like that cheerleader is kind of man who has a closet full of leather hotpants.
11.04.09 at 10:54 am
jackin'4beats
I would like to reiterate that that Eagles cheerleader is thick in all the right places, has enough cushion for the pushin and could get it in so many unthinkable ways.
/goes to Eagles website to find out who she is
//site is NSFW
///stripperlicious!
11.04.09 at 10:07 am
CobraCommander
that cheerleader is perfect.
that is all.
11.04.09 at 10:04 am
CPM
@ Christian – It would be more brilliant, you know, if it was actually Jackson in the photo.
11.04.09 at 9:08 am
qwijibo
Yes that Eagles cheerleader has a little bit of a stussy, ah who I am kidding, i’ll hit it.
11.04.09 at 8:56 am
jtonzi
I saw Matthew Lesko in a bar in Adams Morgan. The suit he had on had backwards question marks on it. When asked why they were backwards, he responded, “The Guatemalan lady that sews my suits put them on backwards. You get what you pay for.”
/awkward run-in with E-list celebrity while drunk
11.04.09 at 8:22 am
FreeSoupWithHat
I never understood Lesko’s outfit. He supposedly has all the “answers” when it comes to financial issues, but wears a suit made out of question marks. Quit giving me mixed signals you cocknerd.
11.04.09 at 2:30 am
Christian
Wow. Steven Jackson’s face looks like Comic Book Guy’s “Oh, I’ve wasted my life” scene. Brilliance.
That guy in the red question mark jacket.. I walked up to him after the game (wearing my Texans shirt) and said “Riddle me this…. Why do the Bills suck so much ass?” He didn’t reply but some old lady in a Mario Williams jersey gave me a high five.
11.03.09 at 6:04 pm
Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug
Alternate caption for hte last photo:
“Gravitational pull – ur doin it rite, acshually”
11.03.09 at 5:43 pm
Suicidal Rams Fan
+1 @ porky1
11.03.09 at 5:41 pm
twoeightnine
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
Close proximity to Villanova, Delaware and New Jersey.
11.03.09 at 5:33 pm
Human Mailbox for Hire
Iggles cheerleader or Reebok shoe commercial girl?
11.03.09 at 5:25 pm
Louis Lipps Sinks Ships
“The QB was supposed to be on the left? Daw, horsefeathers!”
Jesus Christ. I just want to be inside that Eagles cheerleader. Good lord is she deliciously THICK.
11.03.09 at 5:18 pm
Gino Tourettsa
What the fuck? You can’t even see the Eagles cheerleader’s ribs!
11.03.09 at 5:10 pm
Bubby Brister's Mop
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
I can’t say for sure but I’m fairly certain they raid the local strip clubs to fill out their squad.
Speaking of filling out, I thought black was a slimming color. Isn’t working for that girl. Although I have heard the strippers with the muffin tops usually make the best tips.
11.03.09 at 5:09 pm
Vicious
@daydream- Not so much guilty conscious as snakedick envy.
11.03.09 at 5:00 pm
claude balls
Brady Quinn just instructed his agent to arrange a trade to the Carolina Panthers.
11.03.09 at 4:57 pm
LaFarvre's Next Drink
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
11.03.09 at 4:46 pm
Unsilent Majority
Jawning- he has a matching car. keep an eye out around Rockville Pike.
11.03.09 at 4:45 pm
twoeightnine
The disbelief wasn’t because of the jump, it was because that fucktard actually did something.
11.03.09 at 4:45 pm
jawning
I saw that Lesko fella at a coffee shop the other day. He legitimately wears that question-mark suit around, like he’s the Riddler.
Also hooray for gratuitous AD references.
11.03.09 at 4:41 pm
Gino Tourettsa
The “wouldn’t want to upset anyone by forgetting a tag’ tag only has one post on the link?
Worst. Tag. Ever.
11.03.09 at 4:38 pm
Jauron the Wrong Team
that iggles cheerleader is thick. i mean that as a compliment.
11.03.09 at 4:31 pm
LI Matt
There’s no such thing as a gratuitous Mallrats reference.
11.03.09 at 4:28 pm
DIGGS
I am now very aware of her breasts…so, mission accomplished?
11.03.09 at 4:26 pm
Mo Charlo
After Miles Austin’s goalpost layup, the old goalpost dunk seemed a little more impressive.
11.03.09 at 4:26 pm
Arthur Digby Sellers
That guy in the $5000 to get a new team looks like he would follow Simbotics.
11.03.09 at 4:25 pm
DaydreamBilliever
@vicious…. who was groin grabbing Schaub? guilty conscience?
11.03.09 at 4:10 pm
That'samare
I’d like to spread eagle that cheerleader with my offense. High five!
11.03.09 at 4:07 pm
Vicious
You don’t groin grab Matt Schaub. Snake dick will bite your hand off.
11.03.09 at 4:05 pm
Enrico Pallazzo
PJD, watch Mallrats and you will get that excellent reference.
/Andy Reid has the same reaction when he finds out that Thanksgiving is over.
11.03.09 at 4:03 pm
porky1
SPEED suit.
11.03.09 at 4:03 pm
GhostsoftheUpcountry
When did the Colts wear orange helmets? The Great Pumpkin Bowl of 1894? Dude, next time you have a thought…smoke another bowl.
11.03.09 at 4:02 pm
Purple Jesus Diaries
I may be getting old … I’m not 100% sure what stink palm is, and I don’t think I want to know. Mangini’s facial expression agrees with me too.
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DIG A BIT DEEPER TO UNCOVER HIS ROB JOHNSON JERSEY.
the Carolina picture is intentionally making fun of Brady Quinn, isnt it?
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/cheerleaders/Squad.asp
/giggity
/Amanda B. FTW
Anyone who doesn’t like that cheerleader is kind of man who has a closet full of leather hotpants.
I would like to reiterate that that Eagles cheerleader is thick in all the right places, has enough cushion for the pushin and could get it in so many unthinkable ways.
/goes to Eagles website to find out who she is
//site is NSFW
///stripperlicious!
that cheerleader is perfect.
that is all.
@ Christian – It would be more brilliant, you know, if it was actually Jackson in the photo.
Yes that Eagles cheerleader has a little bit of a stussy, ah who I am kidding, i’ll hit it.
I saw Matthew Lesko in a bar in Adams Morgan. The suit he had on had backwards question marks on it. When asked why they were backwards, he responded, “The Guatemalan lady that sews my suits put them on backwards. You get what you pay for.”
/awkward run-in with E-list celebrity while drunk
I never understood Lesko’s outfit. He supposedly has all the “answers” when it comes to financial issues, but wears a suit made out of question marks. Quit giving me mixed signals you cocknerd.
Wow. Steven Jackson’s face looks like Comic Book Guy’s “Oh, I’ve wasted my life” scene. Brilliance.
+1 for the arrested development reference
Time to fire up Tunison.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/03/ward-porter-haynesworth-called-nfls-dirtiest/
There’s a football team in Buffalo??!!
That guy in the red question mark jacket.. I walked up to him after the game (wearing my Texans shirt) and said “Riddle me this…. Why do the Bills suck so much ass?” He didn’t reply but some old lady in a Mario Williams jersey gave me a high five.
Alternate caption for hte last photo:
“Gravitational pull – ur doin it rite, acshually”
+1 @ porky1
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
Close proximity to Villanova, Delaware and New Jersey.
Iggles cheerleader or Reebok shoe commercial girl?
“The QB was supposed to be on the left? Daw, horsefeathers!”
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/yipesbrady.jpg
Jesus Christ. I just want to be inside that Eagles cheerleader. Good lord is she deliciously THICK.
What the fuck? You can’t even see the Eagles cheerleader’s ribs!
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
I can’t say for sure but I’m fairly certain they raid the local strip clubs to fill out their squad.
Speaking of filling out, I thought black was a slimming color. Isn’t working for that girl. Although I have heard the strippers with the muffin tops usually make the best tips.
@daydream- Not so much guilty conscious as snakedick envy.
Brady Quinn just instructed his agent to arrange a trade to the Carolina Panthers.
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
Jawning- he has a matching car. keep an eye out around Rockville Pike.
The disbelief wasn’t because of the jump, it was because that fucktard actually did something.
I saw that Lesko fella at a coffee shop the other day. He legitimately wears that question-mark suit around, like he’s the Riddler.
Also hooray for gratuitous AD references.
The “wouldn’t want to upset anyone by forgetting a tag’ tag only has one post on the link?
Worst. Tag. Ever.
that iggles cheerleader is thick. i mean that as a compliment.
There’s no such thing as a gratuitous Mallrats reference.
I am now very aware of her breasts…so, mission accomplished?
After Miles Austin’s goalpost layup, the old goalpost dunk seemed a little more impressive.
That guy in the $5000 to get a new team looks like he would follow Simbotics.
@vicious…. who was groin grabbing Schaub? guilty conscience?
I’d like to spread eagle that cheerleader with my offense. High five!
You don’t groin grab Matt Schaub. Snake dick will bite your hand off.
PJD, watch Mallrats and you will get that excellent reference.
/Andy Reid has the same reaction when he finds out that Thanksgiving is over.
SPEED suit.
When did the Colts wear orange helmets? The Great Pumpkin Bowl of 1894? Dude, next time you have a thought…smoke another bowl.
I may be getting old … I’m not 100% sure what stink palm is, and I don’t think I want to know. Mangini’s facial expression agrees with me too.
Reid’s facial expression is photoshop gold.
Where does he get those wonderful jumpsuits?