LOLNFL: Week 8
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November 3rd, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Reid’s facial expression is photoshop gold.
Where does he get those wonderful jumpsuits?
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I may be getting old … I’m not 100% sure what stink palm is, and I don’t think I want to know. Mangini’s facial expression agrees with me too.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
When did the Colts wear orange helmets? The Great Pumpkin Bowl of 1894? Dude, next time you have a thought…smoke another bowl.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:03 pm
SPEED suit.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
PJD, watch Mallrats and you will get that excellent reference.
/Andy Reid has the same reaction when he finds out that Thanksgiving is over.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:07 pm
You don’t groin grab Matt Schaub. Snake dick will bite your hand off.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I’d like to spread eagle that cheerleader with my offense. High five!
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:25 pm
@vicious…. who was groin grabbing Schaub? guilty conscience?
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
That guy in the $5000 to get a new team looks like he would follow Simbotics.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:26 pm
After Miles Austin’s goalpost layup, the old goalpost dunk seemed a little more impressive.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I am now very aware of her breasts…so, mission accomplished?
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:31 pm
There’s no such thing as a gratuitous Mallrats reference.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm
that iggles cheerleader is thick. i mean that as a compliment.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
The “wouldn’t want to upset anyone by forgetting a tag’ tag only has one post on the link?
Worst. Tag. Ever.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
I saw that Lesko fella at a coffee shop the other day. He legitimately wears that question-mark suit around, like he’s the Riddler.
Also hooray for gratuitous AD references.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
The disbelief wasn’t because of the jump, it was because that fucktard actually did something.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Jawning- he has a matching car. keep an eye out around Rockville Pike.
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:57 pm
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Brady Quinn just instructed his agent to arrange a trade to the Carolina Panthers.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm
@daydream- Not so much guilty conscious as snakedick envy.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
I can’t say for sure but I’m fairly certain they raid the local strip clubs to fill out their squad.
Speaking of filling out, I thought black was a slimming color. Isn’t working for that girl. Although I have heard the strippers with the muffin tops usually make the best tips.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
What the fuck? You can’t even see the Eagles cheerleader’s ribs!
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Jesus Christ. I just want to be inside that Eagles cheerleader. Good lord is she deliciously THICK.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
“The QB was supposed to be on the left? Daw, horsefeathers!”
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/05/yipesbrady.jpg
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Iggles cheerleader or Reebok shoe commercial girl?
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:41 pm
How come Philadelphia gets all the slutty cheerleaders?
Close proximity to Villanova, Delaware and New Jersey.
November 3rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
+1 @ porky1
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Alternate caption for hte last photo:
“Gravitational pull – ur doin it rite, acshually”
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 pm
That guy in the red question mark jacket.. I walked up to him after the game (wearing my Texans shirt) and said “Riddle me this…. Why do the Bills suck so much ass?” He didn’t reply but some old lady in a Mario Williams jersey gave me a high five.
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
There’s a football team in Buffalo??!!
November 3rd, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Time to fire up Tunison.
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/11/03/ward-porter-haynesworth-called-nfls-dirtiest/
November 3rd, 2009 at 11:02 pm
+1 for the arrested development reference
November 4th, 2009 at 2:30 am
Wow. Steven Jackson’s face looks like Comic Book Guy’s “Oh, I’ve wasted my life” scene. Brilliance.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:22 am
I never understood Lesko’s outfit. He supposedly has all the “answers” when it comes to financial issues, but wears a suit made out of question marks. Quit giving me mixed signals you cocknerd.
November 4th, 2009 at 8:56 am
I saw Matthew Lesko in a bar in Adams Morgan. The suit he had on had backwards question marks on it. When asked why they were backwards, he responded, “The Guatemalan lady that sews my suits put them on backwards. You get what you pay for.”
/awkward run-in with E-list celebrity while drunk
November 4th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Yes that Eagles cheerleader has a little bit of a stussy, ah who I am kidding, i’ll hit it.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:04 am
@ Christian – It would be more brilliant, you know, if it was actually Jackson in the photo.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:07 am
that cheerleader is perfect.
that is all.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:54 am
I would like to reiterate that that Eagles cheerleader is thick in all the right places, has enough cushion for the pushin and could get it in so many unthinkable ways.
/goes to Eagles website to find out who she is
//site is NSFW
///stripperlicious!
November 4th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Anyone who doesn’t like that cheerleader is kind of man who has a closet full of leather hotpants.
November 4th, 2009 at 11:54 am
http://www.philadelphiaeagles.com/cheerleaders/Squad.asp
/giggity
/Amanda B. FTW
November 4th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
the Carolina picture is intentionally making fun of Brady Quinn, isnt it?
November 4th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
DIG A BIT DEEPER TO UNCOVER HIS ROB JOHNSON JERSEY.