Just one of many B’s this kid will never see.
Where would an impressionable Bengals fan pick up such attention-seeking behavior? Oh right.
An eighth grade Bengals fan was assigned to in-school suspension because of his expression of team spirit. Dustin Reader was sent home by school authorities who determined his haircut—featuring a team logo– was “extreme and distracting.”
I suppose that if the question is WHO DEY? WHO DEY? WHO DEY GON’ SUSPEND THIS BOY AND HIS SLIGHLY CROOKED HAIRCUT? Then his principal is DEY. He dey. He is definitely dey.
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November 12th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Ken Carbone thinks that’s the best haircut in the eighth grade.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Why did this kid shave a dick head with a “B” on it in the back of his head?
November 12th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Distracting – bah. When I was in 8th grade some latin american kid whipped out his cock in shop class.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
It looks like the kid lives in a wonderful neighborhood. Nice neck zit, queer.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
You know what else is distracting to 8th graders? The girls in the class that have developed before everyone else.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
It looks like Grimace with Pawknives. Which will also be my Halloween costume next year.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I wonder what former New York Knick Anthony Mason has to say about this?
November 12th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
A young Cincinnati Bengals fan has been penalized for clipping.
Awful. Just awful.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Kiss the hair-B.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
His hair defines grit
November 12th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Another 8th grade story: My middle school thought it was important to include the special education students mixed into normal classes for certain periods of the day.
So right after lunch when we’d have history class – there would be 4-6 of them trucked into the back of the classroom. They’d typically be handled coloring books with historical pictures and left alone. But rest assured – at least one a week one would have a fit and start moaning and swaying because something spooked them.
That was more distracting than the Bengals Hair cut.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
You know what else is distracting to 8th graders? The girls in the class that have developed before everyone else.
That’s why Tits McGee is home-schooled.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
This is socialism! Nothing to do with Obama, high school administrations have been commies for quite some time now.
/The principal of that school likes killing Smurfs.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
@Ryno: I’m confused about which group you were in.
Ass.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
This is what happens when the world doesn’t have Chris Henry to pick on.
November 12th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
@Pam Beasley’s Avg – He said nothing offensive… just rehashed a story. I think any student making noise in a classroom would be more distracting than a haircut.
fuckwit.
November 12th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Much like the guy with the Lions 0-16 tattoo*, this kid gets an F–
*http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-report-card-for-your-life-just-came-in-wanna-know-what-you-got.html
/doesn’t know how to embed links
November 12th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I wish the picture didn’t cut off the rear of the van in the driveway. I guarantee there is a boat in it.
November 12th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
What, no rat tail? He’s a Bengals fan, right?
November 12th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Did not realize that the “Stupid White People” was actually in full time play… then I saw the picture of Matt Jones.
November 12th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I’ll tell you what’s distracting: once, I walked into a bathroom in grade school and happened upon a kid taking a shit in a urinal. That haunts my dreams to this day.
November 12th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
@WWPJD: Remove the asterisks from below and follow this example for pasting links:
**Lions 0-16 Tattoo**
And that kid with the Bengals helmet and “B” etched on his dome is clearly weetaahded. Isn’t it obvious from the fact that he’s a Bengals fan?
/thinks I just pissed off a member of KSK
//HAHA
November 12th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Link SUCCESS, but FAIL in explanation.
Try this:
type text to be linked here
November 12th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
They made that haircut with a Flow-B.
By the way, Ced Benson has rushed 37 and 34 times in his last two games. He has the most rushing attempts this season by over thirty rushes. Inevitable question: will he be worn out so the Bengals fail to make the playoffs, or will he be worn out so they get clobbered in the first round?
November 12th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
@jackin4beats
i appreciate the effort, but nothing you’re saying is working. any link to a tutorial on how to make things bold/italic/embedded?
November 12th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Maybe instead of a suspension he should have just had some damn sense slapped into him.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Shit, I thought they stopped schooling in Ohio after the 7th grade.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
WWPJD:
<a href=”URLgoeshere”>this is a link</a>
e.g. <a href=”http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/01/the-report-card-for-your-life-just-came-in-wanna-know-what-you-got.html”>this</a> turns into this
<strong>this</strong> or <b>this</b> turns into this or strong
<em>this</em> or <i>this</i> turns into this or this.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Yeah, so I confused myself there with the second emboldening. You get the idea.
November 12th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I can’t stand that who dey shit. Who the fuck came up with that? And what does it have to do with Cincinnati? And don’t the N’Awlins Aints fans say the same thing?
November 12th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
hate the hair writing kids
November 13th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I believe it’s Who Dat for nawlins. I wish I had that much hair, not that I would carve stuff in it.
November 13th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Good to see they still throw you a bone every once in a while Flubby. I mean, you would post something like this. Do you ever post anything other then THESE types of articles?
November 13th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Thanks for the concern, Mr. Ohio Wesleyan Hit King.
November 17th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
let me be myself!