Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter has been benched against the Buccaneers this week. Apparently running one’s mouth against the Patriots will earn you a vacation against the next scrub team on the schedule. Which is almost interesting…
Tampa Bay beat the Packers last week, an NFC North team that was playing good ball before getting swept up by the Favre Frenzy, and then getting swept. But the weather seems to be terrific today, Joey. Surely you could get a quick nine holes in before kickoff. Scores. Maps.
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I remember the last year Simms started for TB. During the training camp before that season Chris Dumbass Mortensen reported on TV he thought something like Simms would be the best QB that year. Simms proceeds to go 0-4 or 0-5, gets numerous passes batted down, and rupture his spleen. Mort should have gotten fired for stupid proclamations like that. I followed Simms in college. He would play great against the crappy teams and stink it up against the top ranked teams. Sorry Denver fans. Hopefully Orton isn’t out too long.
There will be no pussytubing in Jets country. In fact seems like with 6 days off on their bye they did little else.
Did M. Colston (WR NO) end up with NEGATIVE FF points?!? Fuck!
wow Bulger wow
I’ve seen high school teams run a better 2 minute drill.
Leigh: add in a fantasy win and a Rutgers win, and this is a truly blissful weekend. Though I don’t even want to begin to imagine my levels of disappointment next week.
S. Rice (WR MIN) on sideline: pushuppushuppushup
That, or one of them’s gettin’ a huge payout tonight.
Too many injuries on D.
And that ending was too close to feel good.
Still 9-0.
Bulger is a fucking moron…JESUS
Does anyone else still think it sounds weird when sports journalists use the words “Marvin Lewis” and “good coach” in the same sentence?
dude calling the vikes game:
“Stafford doesn’t have the weapons Favre has. He does have… a talented Johnson…”
hehe.
Strangely, it’s Sunday and I’m feeling no pain…oh, that’s right. My Giants have a bye and are therefore not losing this week.
Oh my God the Redskins did not suck ass today.
Thank god for Chris Simms having the QB skill of my dog.
RBP: That, or one of them’s gettin’ a huge payout tonight.
On one hand, I’m happy for the Cincy fans. On the other hand, I started Ward, Mendenhall, and the Pittsburgh defense this week. The lesson is fuck fantasy football.
I almost feel like the Saints took the week off instead of prepping for the Rams. Like Shockey and Reggie went out partying and Drew decided to not look at film all week long.
Will Rex finally snap and kill Poon Tango this week?
P. Harvin (RB MIN) is now Purple Disciple!
Screw you, Percy Harvin. For some reason, I thought you would be better than Sidney Rice this week and now I look like a fucking idiot.
Also, congrats to the Broncos fans on your team becoming the New York Mets of the NFL.
mjd you asshole, as a jets fan an mjd td would’ve given the jets an actual chance to come back, and as an MJD fantasy owner would’ve given me another 6 pts. but no, he has to be a dick and fuck me over twice. i hate players that actually understand the game.
Well, times like these are when fantasy football saves my day. If it weren’t for me winning by a lot this week, I would go kill Simms. Honestly, after those throws, why not throw Brandstatatatatater out there?
Omar Epps looks fly in them sunglasses.
MJD pulls a Westbrook and takes a knee at the 1. Fantasy owners everywhere go nuts.
I want to go kill something right now. I understand he’s our backup, but damn Simms is awful. He can’t throw at all, and because of that, we are about to go on a 10 game losing streak. He had Marshall wide open on 4th and 10 AND OVERTHREW IT FUCK YOU SHITFUCKER ASSHAT.
As a Bucs fan I would like to tell you to start shoving Sun Chips up your asshole now… it will be more enjoyable than anything Chris Simms has to offer you.
And now, for a chance at glory, I need Chris Simms to march down the field for a game tying touchdown.
God fucking dammit all.
Holy shit, the Broncos still lose steam at midseason…even a hater like me thought they had turned the corner. Not good.
This is the worst tackling I’ve ever seen by the Broncos. And I watched 2007.
And so, my Broncos continue their spiral into oblivion. THESE ARE THE FUCKING REDSKINS YOU FUCKS.
Denver should give Tom Brandstater a chance… gotta be better than The Spleen.
Broncos Collapse Watch ’09 begins.
That bastard Shonn Greene is about to poach my T-Jones TD.
/Curse the man that started RB committees.
Helloooo Dolphins cheerlead…HEY FOX!!! MOVE THE FUCKING AD GRAPHICS!!!
FUCK YOU HAYNESWORTH GET UP!
With one of those moon bombs that NASA has. Just to be sure.
touche. what I wouldn’t give to shoot down snyder’s helicopter over texas stadium.
Snyder has banned positivity at FedEx
also, deangelo hall is a bojangling cunt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oibNvAbtpc
Here’s the JA spearage vid.
/sorry for the linkfail in advance
bless jc’s heart. he needs some positivity in his life.
Denver’s vaunted secondary is making Jason Campbell look like….. Not Jason Campbell.
Sorry for the mental image. Should have been ‘…big-assed spear!’. Yes? No.
The Saints have found ways to outsuck the Rams all day and the Rams are still losing. Now THAT’S a shitty team.
Chris simms’s jersey should read “spleen 86″
I do not want a big Jared Allen “ass spear”, not even while in a tree. Thank you though.
Jared Allen can also climb a tree and kill you with a big ass spear! True story!
Lmao……..the spleen.
I remember when flying hits like that were considered great plays, infact, they contribute to 90% of NFL Films clips….
@ drich
Jared Allen can FLY! Fuck………….
Marquis Colston is looking more like Reggie Bush in this game than Reggie Bush is.
Colston has 1 catch 8 yds.
Wait, was that a joke question?
/easily confused
//quasi-drunkish
It looked unpleasant, but he walked away from it alright. I guess he’ll be fine once he gets a few drinks in him.
Stafford just got speared right in the head by a flying defender. Insane
@coffeetalk: Also, apparently Brees went all Freaky Friday with Eli during the Giants’ bye week.
@Ace
Thanks. I’m at work and the IT nazis block video though… so was it bad? Will a Jack Daniels IV have him back on the firld soon?
Is Colston not playing?
3 turnovers and a punt in the last 2 minutes of the Jets game. Score you fuckers! I’m starting 3 of you today! Though Cotchery and Keller already passed their projections, so its all good. Move it Thomas Jones!
Sorry, the link got eaten.
The Saints Defense is about as responsive as Terri Schiavo.
Morel:
Why is The Spleen in the game? Where is Neckbeard? My suicide pick is riding on this!
anyone else’s only good fantasy team getting torched by lee fucking evans and kim kardashians bitch? also i’m a lions fan. fuck my life.
A jackass in one of my Leagues sent me this text after Graham missed that 51 yd FG in the CIN PIT game: ‘fukn graham! he gonna lose week 4 me!’
my reply (Without the parenthesis): ‘No, A. Smith (QB SF), V. Davis (TE SF), AND the Bears defense that YOU started fucked your week, idiot!’
/feels smug
Why did Michael Turner have to rush for over 100 yards BEFORE he gets an ankle injury?
That was a very manly kickoff return by a very unmanly name of Courtney Roby.
Dan Marino just said the Dolphins are “finishing shit off” off live tv. HE SWEARS LIKE I SWEAR!
Breaking News: This just in, it’s about 30 degrees in hell this afternoon, and pig farmers have reported that their livestock has flown away. Also, New Orleans is tied with St. Louis at halftime… Wait, what? I call bullshit.
NFL.com has Purple Jesus’ stat line: 12 Carries, 100 yd., 1 TD, long(est run) 43.
WHEEEEEE!!
/shoots self
The CBS game announcers and halftime crew have a serious case of the Emmitt Smiffs. I counted about 8 mistakes saying all these craaazy ethnic names during the game, and Cowher just said something about the Los Angeles Rams.
Man, this is quiet today. At least the Pitt game is good, it’s not like a couple of weeks ago…
Miami just got 7 out of a bogus, shitty ass call (well, the fumble. The offense got 7 legit), and this is coming from a Dolphins fan. I hate stupid officiating.
I think most of the time you still get the yards.
Yes the yardage counts. 43 yds.
Silky smooth touchdown pass.
YOU DON’T PUT YOUR NAME ON THE FRONT OF YOUR GOLF CART?
THATS DISRESPECT!!
the redskins’ secondary makes me want to drive a letter opener into my ear.
I Redskins secondary is clearly scared to fucking death of getting SuperAIDS from Brandon Marshall. They won’t go withing 10 yards of the guy for fear of infection.