Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter has been benched against the Buccaneers this week. Apparently running one’s mouth against the Patriots will earn you a vacation against the next scrub team on the schedule. Which is almost interesting…
Tampa Bay beat the Packers last week, an NFC North team that was playing good ball before getting swept up by the Favre Frenzy, and then getting swept. But the weather seems to be terrific today, Joey. Surely you could get a quick nine holes in before kickoff. Scores. Maps.
I want more like this!
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