It’s Never Too Late For Sexy Friday
On a day where our very own Matron Saint was implicated in a tawdry scandal, I think we all deserve a hot injection of Adriana Lima into our evening. Thanks to reader Crista for the pics. WOOHOO!
(more mildly NSFW after the “yump”)
Tags: sexy friday, wowie wowie
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November 20th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Regarding Suzy, this reminds me of the time David Ortiz was outed as a Roid Monster.
November 20th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Her nipples say “yes”, her eyes say “in my ass – hard”.
November 20th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Wait, I’m confused: is it scandalous that Suzy had an affair with a married man, or that she had sex with a man to begin with?
November 20th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
well, i need a new keyboard.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Well if her taste in men amounts to Jay Rothman that pretty much proves she’s a rug-muncher at heart.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Joe Namath is probably swinging from a rope in a closet somewhere after reading the Jay Rothman bit.
November 20th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
*Sigh* Can’t look at Adriana Lima without remembering that this is the guy giving her the goods every night. Seriously, how the fuck did that happen? A no-good Eurotrash journeyman NBA player who isn’t even worthy of the phrase “fugly”. He must be hung like a horse, or have turned her out to a degree where her pussy was shooting fireworks. Someone asked earlier if Bill Simmons sucks or the world sucks. I’ll expand on it and say this; Bill Simmons sucks, Marko Jaric especially sucks, and the world totally fucking sucks. That’s why we’re all screwed in the long run…
November 20th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
What kind of frat house is ESPN running?
November 20th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Pictures of attractive women…on a sports blog?? Your willingness to try something new must be applauded.
November 20th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Went for an interview at TWWL
/beer bottle shattered against wall as I entered
//someone named “Otter” threw my date’s jacket on the floor
///I should have a brew because “it don’t cost nothin’”
////deadspin outs a semi-private sexual escapade
////get job at the sportleaguenetwork
November 20th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
I have never seen a sexier woman than Adrianna Lima. I dont think it’s possible to top her.
She is a perfect 10. Perfect body, perfect mouth, perfect stunning eyes, absolutely perfect.
November 20th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
maybe it’s just me but in that last pic it strikes me that this girl looks like she’s not here to be a mathalete.
… in other words, she looks like a retard.
/has been drinking
November 21st, 2009 at 12:05 am
Yeah well that’s one sexy fuckin’ retard.
November 21st, 2009 at 1:59 am
Are you saying you wouldn’t have sex with her if she were retarded? Because I know I would…
November 21st, 2009 at 2:47 am
It’s official, “Sexy Fuckin’ Retards” is my new fantasy team name.
Thanks Lionel.
November 21st, 2009 at 2:49 am
She still needs a 12 oz rib-eye, baked potato and about 4 Newcastles.
/know what I mean?
//nudge, nudge say no more
November 21st, 2009 at 4:14 am
Sexy Friday??? Not so much…..
November 21st, 2009 at 9:06 am
In that last pic I think she is pointing where she wants it.
November 21st, 2009 at 11:12 am
@yeah, right
Glad to help man. Use it well.
November 21st, 2009 at 11:48 am
“It’s official, “Sexy Fuckin’ Retards” is my new fantasy team name.”
That is neither funny nor creative. But since it suits you, enjoy it.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:32 pm
@yeah, right
She’d need a lot more than 4 Newcastles before I had a shot
I would eat the steak and potato while she got drunk.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Look, if you’re going to link to something with Marko Jaric just to show how hideous he is, link to the professionals at With Leather.
Best comment? “At least Marko only needs one goggle when he goes swimming in his pool.”
November 21st, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Jay Rothman also did a bang-up job playing the Secretary of Educaton in Idiocracy.
November 21st, 2009 at 4:40 pm
god she should totally go to the wavepool with a shirt on…. I dont mind if this minority shows up.
/gratuitous south park ref
November 21st, 2009 at 5:42 pm
For Captain Caveman, Brian Russell has been released.
http://www.jaguars.com/news/article.aspx?id=8456
November 21st, 2009 at 5:49 pm
No more Brian Russell gifs?
booooo
November 22nd, 2009 at 1:07 am
THE Brian Fucking Russell?
Bitch owes me forty bucks!
/yes, he sucked on the Vikings too.
//What you got Cavey?
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:12 am
@SirSuperDank Would you rather Sexy Friday go away again? Granted, Sexy Friday may not hit *everyone’s* tastes, but as long as it’s around, the chances of it hitting something you like are pretty good. In other words, chill, and wait until next week.
November 22nd, 2009 at 3:15 am
I like the trolls that would rather come here and leave shitty comments instead of just not bothering and finding another outlet for their special brand of douchery.
November 22nd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
You’re a yump.
November 22nd, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Thank you jesus… and baby jesus for what you have given us.
“In that last pic I think she is pointing where she wants it.”
I have to say I agree.
November 23rd, 2009 at 10:28 am
@SirSuperDank
STFU
November 24th, 2009 at 2:09 am
she makes me feel happy in my pants