Comments on: In Which We Interrupt Peter King To Make Fun Of Dipsh*t Boston Fans

By: Xappy McShitz

Xappy McShitz — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:14:42 +0000

Belichick for Bosox manager! With 2 out in the bottom of the 9th, runner on 3rd, he can try to STEAL HOME!

By: Jacks Colon

Jacks Colon — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:12:14 +0000

Im a Pats fan but I still want to kick this guy in the nuts grow up and stop being a whiney little bitch

By: Retom Granks

Retom Granks — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 19:12:00 +0000

There’s actually a term for redundant phrases like “WAC Conference:” RAS Syndrome, wherein the ‘S’ *also* stands for syndrome!

I think you’ll find that the folks who call people out for repeating acronyms are usually false purists, like the oh-so-enlightened pricks who have been ruining baseball for everyone since the game was old enough to cling to its own bullshit sense of ‘tradition.’

Good to know we can count America’s loftiest wordsmith among them.

By: Nathan Hale

Nathan Hale — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:44:15 +0000

Drew, can you do some of these with Gene Wojciehowski?

Because he has written some truly fucktarded articles. I just read his last two today.

They were about how Belichick didn’t do the math right when going for it on fourth down (even though everybody who actually did the math said he was right), and how the Bears should bench Jay Cutler (because ya know Caleb Hanie is likely to do so much better).

By: Stonecutter

Stonecutter — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 17:21:10 +0000

@Pat Patriot: Took you all day to think that one up?

By: Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller

Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:58:29 +0000

“In honor of him (Dan always loved the green tea in our HBO “Inside the NFL” days), I went with the China Green Tips Sunday morning at my West 57th Street Starbucks while working.”

This idiot is more self-absorbed than a large sponge.

Douche.

And isn’t this the same lunkhead beating one off 5x a day to the old Irish guys U2, covering his cassette of Boy in little China Green Tips?

By: HotMonkeyLust

HotMonkeyLust — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:42:56 +0000

Fuck Joseph R and his irrational hatred of Vols fans. When’s the last time New England-area college football mattered? Not since ’59, when ‘Cuse beat Texas for New England’s last CFB title (and ‘Cuse barely counts as New England anyway, but we’ll give it to the little fairycake).

So New England cheated their way into a good recent run. BFD. Arizona was in the Super Bowl last season, which goes to show any cuntflap of a team can eventually find a limited run of success. Looks like Belichick’s run is coming to a close, though, which means that soon enough, New England can go back to sucking the balls and ass of the football world just like they used to. Maybe they can even go back to calling themselves the “Bay State Patriots”?

By: JaysonAych

JaysonAych — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 04:04:24 +0000

Cutlerfucker said: Also, who the fuck still watches SNL? It’s like with the Simpsons: Long-running classic that has sucked shit for the past 10 years but people still watch because the show used to be great.

It’s worse than that. Even a new episode of the Simpsons has a few jokes worth laughing at even if the overall episode sucks. SNL’s only funny moment anymore comes during the Digital Short, and even that’s hit-and-miss.

The Marino comment in today’s PK breakdown was hilarious.

By: Pat Patriot

Pat Patriot — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:36:23 +0000

You ah, er um, evah have that nawt so fresh feeling? My ah, er um, centah just passed out as I was ah, er um, hiking the bawl to him.

By: Yawn...

Yawn... — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:30:05 +0000

Worst “Fun with PK” post in a long time.

Stick to King, ok Drew? There are a lot of other a-holes in the world. In Boston, and across the country. But they’re not what makes this column awesome.