Comments on: In Which Readers’ Lives Play Out Like Popular Films: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Advice Mailbag

By: smeltD

smeltD — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:41:48 +0000

hpv worrier-your dude probably already has it and doesnt know it. most of us do. if he gets the warts, blame it on him and see if he confesses to cheating on you.
shroomsex-can be radical but i only reccommend it when its spontaneous. otherwise the pressure may ruin your trip, big time. also, if shes looking to revisit an experience she had on shrooms, i say no go. you can rarely do that on mushrooms. you dont strike me as a big drug doer so try getting stoned and having sex. if you’ve never done it before the first time is like magic.
dude banging divorced chick with kid(s)-if you are not seriously interested in this girl i say get the hell out and stay out. all kinds of badness could emerge from this.
army guy-i appreciate what you’ve done for our country but are you fucking serious? if you turn down even one hot 18 year old who would have sex with you, you ought to be punched in the cock multiple times. i dont care if your 25 or 65.
highschooler-a little direction never hurt anyone. she’ll be fine.
courgar nailer-you mess with the bull, you get the horns. there are plenty of other older women out there if that’s what you’re into. don’t shit where you eat…or your parents eat. catch my drift?

By: Searching for highest bridge

Searching for highest bridge — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:16:47 +0000

I have an 8 month old daughter…who I’m totally crazy about. Thanks to my obsession with the fantasy football/sex mailbag I have learned today that in 14-ish short years she could be giving handy’s to some 17-yr-old jackass who she’s not even in a relationship with. Sweet.

By: Angry Dragon

Angry Dragon — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:46:17 +0000

Leave it up to Slash to go all woman’s lib on some poor kid. While I completely understand your sarcasm in general (hell I relish the comments) with the majority of the questions on here, those are normally from men who are semi-crazy to begin with. But this kid admittedly doesn’t have much experience and came on here for some advice. As one of a few female posters on this site, you were in a position to give him some legitimate advice from the woman’s perspective instead of coming off as a raging biatch.

\excited about the backlash from this one
\\obligatory kids shouldn’t be fooling around line

By: JDotMill

JDotMill — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:39:49 +0000

Comment on the last guy….I say college girls are kind of overrated a little bit, I’d keep hitting that MILF. Also, it’ll give you experience that you can use to hit those college girls. You’ll be in college for a few years, so you’ll have plenty of time to get some college tail….also, good thing about college girls…as you get older, they stay the same age.

By: DoWhatNow?

DoWhatNow? — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:07:40 +0000

Consecutive sentences from PussyMangler Ferguson:

“The first rule is to never leave the other person worse off, emotionally, physically, and/or sexually, than when you met up with them.

I was doing a gf’s mother while I was still dating the daughter and for a little after we broke up.”

You sir have ruined any legit advice ever given in the comments. Also, if you’re gonna have sex on shrooms, make sure you know how much you’re taking. A whole 1/8th of shrooms is too much drugs for a newbie. Write that down.

By: dk mke

dk mke — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:53:50 +0000

“…where X is the smallest believable number you can get away with.”

Good reply. Lofty reply. Nearly laughed myself out of a Friday meeting.

By: Wooderson

Wooderson — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:31:49 +0000

Ah, the Nuvaring. I remember the first time I found out what one was…when I accidentally pulled it out with my fingers. fun times!

By: grundle

grundle — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:35:45 +0000

Shrooms Dude: You should do them together once without the sex involved. Shoorms are all about the state of mind you have going into the trip, if all your thinking about is pleasuring your lady friend than it probably will take a turn for the worst the second you cant get your dick to move. Go out to the woods on a nice sunny day with her and have a crazy trip and look at the leaves and talk to little woodland animals. If all goes well then try again with the sex.

Also agree that if she is down with the E than go for the E sex. Much better without as much going on in the head.

By: Living with Balls

Living with Balls — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:13:19 +0000

He should keep banging the MILF for as long as possible. That’s my advice. A very lucky few can say they’ve done what he’s done.

By: Lost in the Office

Lost in the Office — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:44:10 +0000

Millen’s eyes. Choose the one who has the break-away speed to outrun Shaun Rogers. (HINT: not K Smith)