If Only Josh McDaniels Could Articulate What He Was Trying to Do
Such imprecations! When a simple “monkeyfighting” will do. Ryan Clark should get to punch this guy!
Pottymouth must be yet another nasty symptom of the SuperAIDS. The slipped-in swearing is appreciated though, as this might be the high point of what has thus far been three dreadful games.
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November 26th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
He’s trying to win a mickey-fickey game!
November 26th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
If that little highschool peacock strutting motherfucker had a knot jerked into him as a child, he wouldn’t be like that.
November 26th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
McDaniels /Chappelle’s Show Howard Dean BYYYAAAWWWWW
November 26th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Holy shit is Matt Millen a moron. He just said Knowshon Mareno runs with his eyes. I’m pretty sure that’s harder to do than eye discipline.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Matt Millen already ate their postgame award? Somehow, I’m not surprised.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
Kyle Orton is curious why the giant bottle of Jack Daniels is yelling and cursing so much.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
I can see Clark writing a postcard to McDaniel:
Dear Peckerhead,
Please visit me at your earliest convenience so i can smack your ass, because if I come to Denver I’ll probably fall over dead.
McDaniel’s reply:
Fuck you, I’m never leaving here. I OWN YOU!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Ow my freaking ears!
November 26th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Todd Haley probably wept in sheer joy at McDaniel’s outburst.
November 26th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Stomachache, nausea, vomiting.
Staphylococcal food poisoning from the turkey, or my realization that the Giants aren’t making the post-season?
November 27th, 2009 at 12:30 am
great, we pulled out a win.
against a girl.
/ F it, it’s a win.
November 27th, 2009 at 12:34 am
I’m just trying to make a motherfucking comment.
November 27th, 2009 at 12:34 am
Today I am thankful for sweet, sweet bourbon.
/family gathering.
//hugged the ex after 10 years.
///didn’t even get close to a boner.
/V pats self on back for making the right choice while doing another shot of sweet, sweet bourbon.
November 27th, 2009 at 1:14 am
Todd Haley’s says you can uh, um, suck his fucking balls, um, I really want to take my hat off, and say, um, suck the crusty shit off my fucking balls you dumb fucking dipshits, and hey, you know, it’s not all gonna come at once, but hey, I mean, so suck the fucking blumpkin out of our ass McDaniels, I mean ya, we lost a lot of games, and hey, we can’t play like crap and expect to win, but hey, I mean fuck, it’s the AFC WEST, I mean we continue to stress that with a group of pro-am major league faggots like this, and I don’t mean that to be homophobic, I mean that like the Elton John way, but yay, I mean we should beat the ever living baby shit out of these nazi crap bags….
November 27th, 2009 at 1:15 am
and uh, fuck nuggets.
November 27th, 2009 at 3:03 am
Who does short man syndrome hurt?
Everyone.
Where does short man syndrome hurt?
Everywhere.
Fortunately, prescription strength Ativan can help Josh McDaniels chill the fuck out. Side effects may include nausea, dry mouth and Manginicock.
November 27th, 2009 at 7:41 am
He’s just trying to win a motherfucking game. What’s the fucking problem?
/Enjoyed the games, mainly the Packers winning
//also enjoyed the lofty meal
///both definitely made dealing with the family a lot easier
November 27th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Or carries a more stupid look on their face? Orton or Eli?
November 27th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Considering Comcast subscribers still have to pay extra for NFL Network, I think this could be a MAJOR selling point for the NFL. “Get NFL Network! We’re on cable, and the FCC can’t touch us! Watch some motherfucking games like a motherfucking adult! Also, nude cheerleaders!”
November 27th, 2009 at 10:37 am
Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau once told an Opposition MP to “fuck off” in Parliament. The press went insane, and questioned the PM. He denied telling people to fuck off, and claimed he was saying “Fuddle Duddle”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsZRxyK2YMg
In conclusion, Josh McDaniels wants to win a motherfuddling game. God, you guys…
November 27th, 2009 at 10:50 am
well,it was on the NFL network. If you want the nFL, go to the motherfucking NFL.
November 27th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
@ Bobman
Somewhat erroneous. The NFL Network is available on Comcast’s standard digital cable tier now. The pogrom of forcing consumers to spend the extra quan on a “sports tier” ended in August-ish.
/still hates Comcast
//definitely supports the concept of nudity and swearing in NFL games
November 27th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
@ Danger Geurrero
Uh, not in my region (03038, in particular). I have a pretty high-tier cable lineup (Digital Preferred w/ SHO) but still no NFL network. You have to pay for the “Sports ENtertainment Pack” to get NFL Network, as of… well, today, and for as far back as I’ve had Comcast in this region. While I love the NFL, I just refuse to pony up that extra dough.
And I’d be really confused if I found out that this was different for other regions; the whole NFL / Comcast thing was over per-subscriber costs and should have nothing to do with regional stuff.
November 28th, 2009 at 11:17 am
Very dissapointing…:-(