Comments on: Hines Wald — He Who is Uncrean!

By: Mike Tomlin's Good Time Band

Mike Tomlin's Good Time Band — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:12:20 +0000

If Hines wants to impress me, he’ll take out the opposing teams quarterback who is having a career year in the AFC Championship game. Kneeaspolde.

By: James Harrison will taste manflesh!

James Harrison will taste manflesh! — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:30:14 +0000

Because Hines runs a 4.2 and is 6’3″. Ward defines Gritty and Scrappy.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:17:33 +0000

You people do realize that a player who is half-black and half-asian is functionally just the same thing as a white dude, right?

White dude are too busy being gritty and scrappy to actually be as talented as Hines. So to answer your question…uh…no.

By: LongtimeLurker

LongtimeLurker — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:56:46 +0000

[Door marked "Push" is pulled for two minutes, then flies open]

This, sir, is humorous.

By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:43:59 +0000

I knew there was a logical, unbiased explanation for this “award” being bestowed upon Hines Ward. Thanks Ape!

By: yeah, right?

yeah, right? — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 06:24:48 +0000

@ Grimace says: “Hines begs for the return of Lodney Hallison”.

I almost read “Rindsey Rohan”. That would have worked too.

He cheat and rye. Rye I terr you!

By: PMThor

PMThor — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 05:12:17 +0000

Shoosh you Flick.

Hines Wald is the best brindside brocker evel. Evel I say!

By: H.C. Frick

H.C. Frick — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:03:17 +0000

If I can be selious for a moment…

Does anybody else think it’s really fucked up that the man with more receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns than Lynn Swan and John Stallworth is only going to be remembered by most people for his blocking/”dirty play”?

By: Mr. Pilkington

Mr. Pilkington — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:45:01 +0000

Hines Wald has glit. He is glitteriest prayer in NFR.

By: thekingofcheap

thekingofcheap — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:41:24 +0000

Even reague’s smaltest leceivel can’t plonounce “wolrd”