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	<title>Comments on: Hey there fella, Glanville wants to coach your football team!</title>
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		<title>By: carson</title>
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		<dc:creator>carson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:52:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Gino Tourettsa

You&#039;re about almost everything. PGE isn&#039;t that sucky, but the alignments are more suited for baseball and a Viking game seems like a graveyard after soccer season. But&#039;s hear it for a pub mascot being an almost official school mascot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Gino Tourettsa</p>
<p>You&#8217;re about almost everything. PGE isn&#8217;t that sucky, but the alignments are more suited for baseball and a Viking game seems like a graveyard after soccer season. But&#8217;s hear it for a pub mascot being an almost official school mascot.</p>
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		<title>By: f--k, Cutler</title>
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		<dc:creator>f--k, Cutler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:38:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Imagine Jerry Glanville AND the Sex Cannon in Houston.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine Jerry Glanville AND the Sex Cannon in Houston.</p>
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		<title>By: johndewar</title>
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		<dc:creator>johndewar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:12:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I actually thought Jerry Glanville was dead.  

Turns out, I was partially right.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I actually thought Jerry Glanville was dead.  </p>
<p>Turns out, I was partially right.</p>
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		<title>By: Cutlerception</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cutlerception</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:30:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And yes, she was homely.  She played with the boys for a reason, she was borderline male.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And yes, she was homely.  She played with the boys for a reason, she was borderline male.</p>
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		<title>By: Cutlerception</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cutlerception</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:29:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Skim172

&quot;Right, because claiming rape on a no-name player with a no-name team is that profitable.&quot;

Hnida claimed rape out of revenge because Barnett bounced her sorry ass.  She was the third to accuse rape against the  Colorado program.  She later admitted it was fabricated.  Get the facts, yes there was some raping going on, the student trainers were ordering strippers for the high school recruits on athletic money dime and other schenanigans were occuring.  But there was two rape charges that were dropped when the women finally admitted to lying, the Hnida case, and the lady that accused true freshman Colt Brennan, which led to him getting bounced from the program.  And FYI, I am not a Colorado fan.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Skim172</p>
<p>&#8220;Right, because claiming rape on a no-name player with a no-name team is that profitable.&#8221;</p>
<p>Hnida claimed rape out of revenge because Barnett bounced her sorry ass.  She was the third to accuse rape against the  Colorado program.  She later admitted it was fabricated.  Get the facts, yes there was some raping going on, the student trainers were ordering strippers for the high school recruits on athletic money dime and other schenanigans were occuring.  But there was two rape charges that were dropped when the women finally admitted to lying, the Hnida case, and the lady that accused true freshman Colt Brennan, which led to him getting bounced from the program.  And FYI, I am not a Colorado fan.</p>
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		<title>By: TRCuse</title>
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		<dc:creator>TRCuse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:03:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If it&#039;s clear and yellow, you&#039;ve got juice there, fella! If it&#039;s tangy and brown, you&#039;re in cider town!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it&#8217;s clear and yellow, you&#8217;ve got juice there, fella! If it&#8217;s tangy and brown, you&#8217;re in cider town!</p>
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		<title>By: skim172</title>
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		<dc:creator>skim172</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Hnida was never raped, she was just piling on.&lt;/i&gt;

Right, because claiming rape on a no-name player with a no-name team is that profitable. And for the record, she was not the first person to be a horrible player for the Lobos and she won&#039;t be the last.

And I dunno if it&#039;s just the pics I&#039;ve seen, but she was pretty damn homely. Not a hunchback, but you wouldn&#039;t want to have to look at her for too long.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Hnida was never raped, she was just piling on.</i></p>
<p>Right, because claiming rape on a no-name player with a no-name team is that profitable. And for the record, she was not the first person to be a horrible player for the Lobos and she won&#8217;t be the last.</p>
<p>And I dunno if it&#8217;s just the pics I&#8217;ve seen, but she was pretty damn homely. Not a hunchback, but you wouldn&#8217;t want to have to look at her for too long.</p>
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		<title>By: Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tomlinson's Pain Tolerance</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:43:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Ken Gryphon Jr.:
&quot;Wasn’t Neuheisel the coach before that, the one who wrecked that situation with the female kicker?&quot;

I believe you have Neuheisel confused with Gary &quot;Rape Stand&quot; Barnett.  He never met a recruit that he couldn&#039;t get laid, whether the girl was up to it or not.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Ken Gryphon Jr.:<br />
&#8220;Wasn’t Neuheisel the coach before that, the one who wrecked that situation with the female kicker?&#8221;</p>
<p>I believe you have Neuheisel confused with Gary &#8220;Rape Stand&#8221; Barnett.  He never met a recruit that he couldn&#8217;t get laid, whether the girl was up to it or not.</p>
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		<title>By: Gino Tourettsa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gino Tourettsa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Portland State, while a pretty good school, doesn&#039;t seem like Jerry Glanville&#039;s kind of place. It&#039;s on a boring commuter campus. The stadium, a mile or so away, sucks. The students actually study. The PSU Vikings use the Minnesota Viking&#039;s logo, but have a green, black and white color scheme. Instead of shortening &quot;Vikings&quot; to &quot;Vikes&quot;, they shorten it to &quot;Viks&quot;. And the city of Portland has a long-held suspicion for the Run &amp; Shoot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Portland State, while a pretty good school, doesn&#8217;t seem like Jerry Glanville&#8217;s kind of place. It&#8217;s on a boring commuter campus. The stadium, a mile or so away, sucks. The students actually study. The PSU Vikings use the Minnesota Viking&#8217;s logo, but have a green, black and white color scheme. Instead of shortening &#8220;Vikings&#8221; to &#8220;Vikes&#8221;, they shorten it to &#8220;Viks&#8221;. And the city of Portland has a long-held suspicion for the Run &amp; Shoot.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous Pussytuber</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous Pussytuber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 01:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah Rex Ryan cried in front of his team, but that&#039;s just because Mangold took the last 15 donuts.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah Rex Ryan cried in front of his team, but that&#8217;s just because Mangold took the last 15 donuts.</p>
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